Is this the Next Top Ronald audition?

What is YOUR Explanation?

Are You A Zombie?

Other's Explanations

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  Is this the Next Top Ronald audition?

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  I'm Ryan Secrest and welcome to the search for the next McDonald's Idol

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  SHADOW CLONE JUTSU!

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  "You came to the wrong neighborhood McFucker"

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  Warriors...come out to plaaaaaay !

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  Ronald accidentally stepped into the replicator machine that allows McDonalds to afford selling burgers for a buck.

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  We mourn the removal of the Angus Burger from our menu...

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  Moments later, the Burger King rolled up with his Glock and wasted all of them. The Burger Wars had escalated to a new level.

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  Your worst nightmare come true.. Annie's invading the town... one burger at a time... get used used to to it it

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  We'll tell you where your precious Waldo is — he's *in the friggin' patties*!

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  No Happy Meal For me I guess

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  We are McAnonymous

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  McDonald fired us, the circus don't want us. Last resort.... Politics.

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  BURRRRGER kiiiiings, come out to PLAAAAAY!!!!! BURRRRGER kiiiiings, come out to PLAAAAAY!!!!!

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  Rasputin was right! THE END OF THE WORLD IS HERE!!!!!

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  Alright guys, quit clowning around.

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  Enough clowning around! Those burgers aren't going to sell themselves!

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  Oh damn! Not this SCARY DREAM AGAIN!

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  "Looks like you McFucked up!"

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  Hey losers! We're gonna kick your MC-ASS !!!!

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  Lets see that Hamburglar try that sh$% again .....