The only book I have ever wanted to read

What is YOUR Explanation?

Are You A Zombie?

Other's Explanations

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  The only book I have ever wanted to read

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  I wrote that book

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  Next book: how to live AS a big penis

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  a book for very cocky men

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  Here at last is the first self-help book for men with Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG), a genetic birth defect that grows the penis to absurd proportions. Every year, thousands of men are diagnosed with OMG. Sadly, most are banished to the fringes of society, victims of their own freakish length and girth. How to Live with a Huge Penis brings them an inspiring message of tolerance and hope.-The Amazon description

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  WHY DOES THAT GUY HAVE THREE LEGS?

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  Jimmy Kimmel IS a dickhead, so your comment makes sense...kinda

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  An autobiography about the Great Leader: Mr. Hugh JEH Penis.

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  my life story...

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  Let's admit it, we all want this, but not a lot of us need it.

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  One book i'll never have to get for my Boyfriend... (Rileye)

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  Thank you for sharing your library with us, Mr. Kimmel. And congrats on the whole talk show gig.