I guess Dan will have to update his Facebook status to "Homeless" LOL :) ;)

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  I guess Dan will have to update his Facebook status to "Homeless" LOL :) ;)

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  did you know that Flammable and Inflammable both means it will burn??? lol the more you know right?

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  He cheated on me, LOL I promise it won't happen again... hmm? what's that smell?

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  Whats that you want to do anal?

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  I know you told me never to cook...but I wanted to surprise you for breakfast.....surprise!

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  OMG. Sweetie now we can live together without my parent bothering us <3

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  "Silly Rabbit...., tricks are for kids!

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  I inhaled so much smoke *____*

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  Ha Ha! Call me flat AGAIN, bitch!

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  It may be funny now but when she realizes all her non see-through shirts are in that house... she's going to be pissed...

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  "Oh, I thought you said 'Leave the iron ON!' ha ha ha!"

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  white reenactment of Left Eye burning down Andre Risons house

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  i love the smell of fear in the early morning