I'm auditing for a new p0rn DVD: Naked White Sikhs 15

What is YOUR Explanation?

Are You A Zombie?

Other's Explanations

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  I'm auditing for a new p0rn DVD: Naked White Sikhs 15

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  "I got you a tattoo of my name on my chest for Christmas, what do you think???"

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  Young, dumb and full of cum

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  This watch makes me feel overdressed.

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  Look everybody I got us a fat gay for Xmas

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  How about I let you cum on my second chin?

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  Is this charades? If so........ Albino Paedophile?

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  I'm so excited about going to sea

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  It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

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  Why don't we get cosy in front of the gas fire and get my anal trainer out?