"Fry, my little chickadees, FRY!"

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  "Fry, my little chickadees, FRY!"

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  Sadly this will be the only leg, breast, and thigh action this guy will see on his honeymoon night for suggesting this stupid idea

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  And with guests throwing rice, the reception naturally featured Kung Pao Chicken

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  In Kentucky, 13 year old boys celebrate marrying their cousins by hurling the good Colonel's prized hens high into the air.

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  Occasionally, even newlyweds are in a fowl mood.

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  Salmonella and Listeria for everyone!

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  Unsurprisingly, Jerrod's honeymoon would also be headless.

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  Rosie and Sal Minella

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  It was not his idea

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  Moral: When white pigeons are too expensive and gray ones too infectious.

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  Joyous celebration of a rare, double Alien impregnation release.