I just wear a flag t-shirt on the 4th of July. Simple and understated.

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  I just wear a flag t-shirt on the 4th of July. Simple and understated.

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  Tanning Parlor ad "This week half off!!"

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  kinda looks like my bratz doll collection

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  The operation was a complete success!!!

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  Son of a bleach!

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  Answers to 'Hugh Halfner'.

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  He went a little "tan happy" and forgot about his pants!

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  Michael Jackson's pigment went to good use

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  " I wish for ten million dollars, a tight ass to rock a Speedo, the upper body of a Sun kissed Greek god, and legs that...oh shit that was three wasn't it?"

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  Never skip leg day

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  Yesterday I had no legs, they have grown tonight.

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  Finally a day off.

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  This is why you never tan with your pants on.

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  He's standing on a piece of steak..... ~ get used to it