Other's Explanations
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"Mr.Smith's Snack Stop, serving you perfect salted nut sacks for 52 years."
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Not putting an "N" where it belongs. How WalMart passes the savings on to you.
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"....and, just in time for the holiday season, try our famous Schwetty Balls!"
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The saying "going to the movies costs and arm and a leg" is a tad misleading...shows why the guy always pays.
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Enough Said.
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Do those sacks include nuts?
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You get the nut sacks for a discounted price if you piss off the cashiers. They'll even slap you in the face with them for free!
"Mr.Smith's Snack Stop, serving you perfect salted nut sacks for 52 years."