Ass-tray.

What is YOUR Explanation?

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Other's Explanations

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  Ass-tray.

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  That's a lot of cushion for the pushing! Mmm...

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  Do you like Cake? Yes. Do you like My Ass? Yes. Do you want to eat cake off my ass? Well forkie i guess we have to eat our way out of another big one.

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  Need a table?

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  I see a chocolate cookie in the middle.

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  baby got back

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  When I said I'd eat off that ass,this wasn't what I meant.

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  Screw wallmart. There is a sale at the taxidermist!

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  Santa's gonna be happy this year.

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  An image from the turd world

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  Excellent, finally somewhere to land my plane

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  Yeah, like Santa won't notice that his cookies smell like ass....

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  Mmm beer and sex

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  Tyree...Table for one

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  Milk and...hey Cookie!

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  Dat Ass

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  Baby ain't just go Back, she got Top: Table Top!

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  Who needs a tray. Just shelf that shit.

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  Dat ass

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  DAT ASS

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  The 5 second rule is officially inapplicable.

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  got big booty bitches, big big booty bitches

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  I hope Santa won't notice

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  Ghettooo booooty

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  Honey, it`s breakfast time. where are you&

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  Nice carpet

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  Hungry for Ass?

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  I'd hit it.

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  Whacha gonna do with all that junk inside your trunk?

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  I got 99 cookies cause the bitch ate 1!

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  Like E-40 said, "Her ass big enough to sit a cup on her booty"

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  Portable ass table: Only available in Black Woman.

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  You're one-handed and still want to be a waiter? Use your ass!

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  Baby got snacks!!!

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  I've just been a little bit sick in my mouth.

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  The Hunch back of Notre dame - Black Addition

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  How long has a turd got to be to make his way out of that ass?

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  she would make a very functional wife

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  the snack that smiles back

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  she stay sitd for too much time.

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  ...I want to pop my eyes out now...

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  Santa ain't going to turn that down, thats for sure.

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  Santa came in July that year

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  The new cookie-cream treat! Poleos!

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  Butt Crumbs. Nate

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  Overhaulin'... Only On Discovery Channel...

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  "Her ass so big you can set a cup on her booty" E-40

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  The wonders of Kevlar underwear...

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  oh santa , im waiting for you :]

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  HOW TO GET PRESENTS BEFORE CHISTMAS

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  FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

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  Holy CRAP!! Finally Found my Chair!!!!

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  baby got.....milk n cookies ?????

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  A snack to go ?

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  What? No Oreo's?

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  Now at Ikea!

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  HOW does this woman find jeans?

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  now where did I set those cookies and milk?

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  All the Black viewers just fainted.

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  Dat ass!

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  I usually prefer doing coke off a hookers ass, but this will do.

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  champions breakfast

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  Your arse got served..... wait

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  Milk and Crackies.

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  holy...SSSSHHHIIITTT WHAT IS THIS?? SHE USE PUMP UP THE ASS???

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  I like big BUTTS..!

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  Nicki Minaj has met her match...

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  xD LMAO!!! Thats a lot of ass.

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  When the crack ate the crackers

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  There's no way that milk is 1%.

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  This model, madam, only comes in black.

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  Gah damnit, i lost my cookie between the cushions.

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  Two swimming sperms talking: - Have we reached the egg yet ? - Shut up, you idiot! We are in deep shit!!!

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  got table??

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  as nature intended

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  santa's really going to love these cookies!

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  J Lo just met her match

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  Fucking niggers.

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  It's not junk in the trunk, it's junkyard in the trunk

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  ummm no thanks u keep them

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  ASS!

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  fantasy cum true!!!