"I swear! All I wanted to do was rob the bitch but she started yelling and junk and then I ended up making her a cake... "

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  "I swear! All I wanted to do was rob the bitch but she started yelling and junk and then I ended up making her a cake... "

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  "Might as well make a cake before I leave...since they have the supplies."

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  "Where's the safe... Where's the safe... Ooo! Cookie mix!"

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  wait, was that one egg or two? oh crap.

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  Are you going out on another crime spree again tonight? Yes mom. Well, be sure to make that cake before you leave. DAMN! OK mommy, I'm on it!

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  that's why you shouldnt rob people after smoking weed

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  all I wanted was to make a cake...my fridge was empty for months!!!

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  The trick to making good ice cream is to chill the bowl, or the entire kitchen to freezing.