One of those kids got my bike for Christmas.

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Other's Explanations

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  One of those kids got my bike for Christmas.

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  Santa got a tan.

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  That's the reason about Kurt Cobain and Tom Yorke uses drugs.

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  guess the tramp was cheaper

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  Take your children to this Santa when you want them to realize it's a scam.