Shelly the narcoleptic attempts a new business venture...

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  Shelly the narcoleptic attempts a new business venture...

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  she had a rough night

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  Shelly the narcoleptic attempts a new business venture...

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  They could probably charge extra for shows with real, sleeping girls.

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  ".. so you'll choke on your god damn ribs, now wake the fuck up!"

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  You get what you pay for...

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  Asleep or dead?

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  I ain't watchin Upstairs Downstairs.

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  Thats bad , no Porn today!!

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  Ugly people. They JUST make them flee.

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  She is not asleep! The guy just activated virtual cumshot mode where you get to insert your dick into a tube and fuck it, then it will land on her.

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  Gotta say... the name Pumpaction gives somewhat higher expectations than this...

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  Well, there goes her career of being an internet whore...

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  did she died?

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  AFK

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  1000's of women online waiting to sleep with you

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  Another fun-filled day in the world of internet sex