Other's Explanations
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When I was a kid there was no solution to the morning wood
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Superman sucks! No, literally!
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Sperman
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Looks like he's ready for MY gigantic frend.
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He will blow you away
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Batman and Robin have already bought one each
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I want a Wonder Woman version of this!
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For 6" & up!
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"And now for the low low price of $14.88, you to can fuck superman in the mouth!"
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Superman and pedobear have been in cahoots for some time now...
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sex toys for "gay" men =]
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George Michaels regression therapy soon provided results, that his parents steered him into show business.
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will make you cum faster than a speeding bullet, able to sleep with small balls in his mouth, look up in the attic, in the closet, no in you son's bed, its super blow man!
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this is shopped! i've seen the vid of the real one here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67raBnRME9g&feature=related
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Stuff, Hug, Play...More like Stuff, Hump, Wash..
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Superman, a gigantic friend for your small cock
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Up up and Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!way.
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Superman's singing TRO-LO-LO!
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From the makers of fleshlight.
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CPR Superman, as many possibilities as you can imagine.
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The couch aint no longer mans best friend...
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HELLO THIS IS PHOTOSHOPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! derp!
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*pillow not included????
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now you can Superman that ho in the comfort of your own bedroom!!!
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SuperBlowjob-Man, the chinese copy of Superman.
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the whole turn your pillow thing is wrong for superman...
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Recycling, of course !
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*Turn your pillow into de biggest toy ever!*
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get a Bigger Dick since ur childhood, Stuff - Hug - Enjoy ( size dose matter ) Sucklers will make it 18" when u r 15 yo
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ahhhiiii, that they would do in the jail with that small mouth ..... xD xD
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Stuff->Hug->Play
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Looks like he's ready for MY gigantic friend!
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Step 1. Stuff yo junk in that box Step 2. Hug on tight to that box Step 3. Play around in that box and that's the way ya do it, its my dick in his box!
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Anybody notice that he has lips?
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Made in Gotham City
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Explanation? Look at the tag. It's from Walmart. Besides, shopped or not, you're having your kid sleep with a burly dude in spandex.
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It's best to find out if he's gay while he's still young so his parents can stop guessing...
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The new and improved, Supergay!
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Look Dad! My very own GLORY HOLE!!
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The latest in cartoon fantasy pleasure from......Disney?
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if your kid has a kryptodick (ok, funnier in french with kryptobite...)
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the perfect toys for.........................perverted adults!
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*thanks for shopping at San Francisco toys-r-us come again*
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it's not real, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67raBnRME9g
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i give blow jobs for free after buyin try me you wont regret it
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ARE HIS BALLS MADE OF STEEL?
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The perfect toy for kids, brothers and dad.
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he is superman cuz.. he can take in everything...
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guses superman realy is super afterall
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Wake up to "american national anthen super doll" ""O"" say gurgle gurgle gurgle
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Super sucky duckface, every boys dream toy!
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Lubrication not included.
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SuperMan Sextoy for gays
When I was a kid there was no solution to the morning wood