Other's Explanations
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When I was a kid there was no solution to the morning wood
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Superman sucks! No, literally!
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Sperman
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Looks like he's ready for MY gigantic frend.
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He will blow you away
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Batman and Robin have already bought one each
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I want a Wonder Woman version of this!
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For 6" & up!
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Superman and pedobear have been in cahoots for some time now...
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"And now for the low low price of $14.88, you to can fuck superman in the mouth!"
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will make you cum faster than a speeding bullet, able to sleep with small balls in his mouth, look up in the attic, in the closet, no in you son's bed, its super blow man!
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this is shopped! i've seen the vid of the real one here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67raBnRME9g&feature=related
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sex toys for "gay" men =]
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Stuff, Hug, Play...More like Stuff, Hump, Wash..
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From the makers of fleshlight.
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George Michaels regression therapy soon provided results, that his parents steered him into show business.
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Superman's singing TRO-LO-LO!
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HELLO THIS IS PHOTOSHOPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! derp!
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Up up and Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!way.
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Superman, a gigantic friend for your small cock
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CPR Superman, as many possibilities as you can imagine.
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the whole turn your pillow thing is wrong for superman...
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now you can Superman that ho in the comfort of your own bedroom!!!
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Looks like he's ready for MY gigantic friend!
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*Turn your pillow into de biggest toy ever!*
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The couch aint no longer mans best friend...
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*pillow not included????
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Recycling, of course !
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SuperBlowjob-Man, the chinese copy of Superman.
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Stuff->Hug->Play
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ahhhiiii, that they would do in the jail with that small mouth ..... xD xD
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Explanation? Look at the tag. It's from Walmart. Besides, shopped or not, you're having your kid sleep with a burly dude in spandex.
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Step 1. Stuff yo junk in that box Step 2. Hug on tight to that box Step 3. Play around in that box and that's the way ya do it, its my dick in his box!
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Made in Gotham City
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It's best to find out if he's gay while he's still young so his parents can stop guessing...
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Anybody notice that he has lips?
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The latest in cartoon fantasy pleasure from......Disney?
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get a Bigger Dick since ur childhood, Stuff - Hug - Enjoy ( size dose matter ) Sucklers will make it 18" when u r 15 yo
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i give blow jobs for free after buyin try me you wont regret it
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Look Dad! My very own GLORY HOLE!!
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it's not real, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67raBnRME9g
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the perfect toys for.........................perverted adults!
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The new and improved, Supergay!
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*thanks for shopping at San Francisco toys-r-us come again*
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guses superman realy is super afterall
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he is superman cuz.. he can take in everything...
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Wake up to "american national anthen super doll" ""O"" say gurgle gurgle gurgle
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The perfect toy for kids, brothers and dad.
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Lubrication not included.
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if your kid has a kryptodick (ok, funnier in french with kryptobite...)
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ARE HIS BALLS MADE OF STEEL?
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Super sucky duckface, every boys dream toy!
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SuperMan Sextoy for gays
When I was a kid there was no solution to the morning wood