Other's Explanations
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When I was a kid there was no solution to the morning wood
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Superman sucks! No, literally!
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Sperman
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Looks like he's ready for MY gigantic frend.
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He will blow you away
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Batman and Robin have already bought one each
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I want a Wonder Woman version of this!
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For 6" & up!
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Superman and pedobear have been in cahoots for some time now...
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"And now for the low low price of $14.88, you to can fuck superman in the mouth!"
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sex toys for "gay" men =]
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will make you cum faster than a speeding bullet, able to sleep with small balls in his mouth, look up in the attic, in the closet, no in you son's bed, its super blow man!
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this is shopped! i've seen the vid of the real one here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67raBnRME9g&feature=related
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George Michaels regression therapy soon provided results, that his parents steered him into show business.
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Stuff, Hug, Play...More like Stuff, Hump, Wash..
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From the makers of fleshlight.
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Superman, a gigantic friend for your small cock
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Superman's singing TRO-LO-LO!
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Up up and Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!way.
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CPR Superman, as many possibilities as you can imagine.
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HELLO THIS IS PHOTOSHOPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! derp!
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The couch aint no longer mans best friend...
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the whole turn your pillow thing is wrong for superman...
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now you can Superman that ho in the comfort of your own bedroom!!!
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*pillow not included????
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SuperBlowjob-Man, the chinese copy of Superman.
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Recycling, of course !
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Stuff->Hug->Play
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*Turn your pillow into de biggest toy ever!*
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Looks like he's ready for MY gigantic friend!
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Explanation? Look at the tag. It's from Walmart. Besides, shopped or not, you're having your kid sleep with a burly dude in spandex.
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Anybody notice that he has lips?
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Step 1. Stuff yo junk in that box Step 2. Hug on tight to that box Step 3. Play around in that box and that's the way ya do it, its my dick in his box!
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ahhhiiii, that they would do in the jail with that small mouth ..... xD xD
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Made in Gotham City
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It's best to find out if he's gay while he's still young so his parents can stop guessing...
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get a Bigger Dick since ur childhood, Stuff - Hug - Enjoy ( size dose matter ) Sucklers will make it 18" when u r 15 yo
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The latest in cartoon fantasy pleasure from......Disney?
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The new and improved, Supergay!
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i give blow jobs for free after buyin try me you wont regret it
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the perfect toys for.........................perverted adults!
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*thanks for shopping at San Francisco toys-r-us come again*
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Look Dad! My very own GLORY HOLE!!
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it's not real, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67raBnRME9g
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The perfect toy for kids, brothers and dad.
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guses superman realy is super afterall
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he is superman cuz.. he can take in everything...
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if your kid has a kryptodick (ok, funnier in french with kryptobite...)
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ARE HIS BALLS MADE OF STEEL?
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Wake up to "american national anthen super doll" ""O"" say gurgle gurgle gurgle
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Lubrication not included.
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Super sucky duckface, every boys dream toy!
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SuperMan Sextoy for gays
When I was a kid there was no solution to the morning wood