Other's Explanations
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When I was a kid there was no solution to the morning wood
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Superman sucks! No, literally!
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Sperman
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Looks like he's ready for MY gigantic frend.
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He will blow you away
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Batman and Robin have already bought one each
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I want a Wonder Woman version of this!
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For 6" & up!
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Superman and pedobear have been in cahoots for some time now...
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"And now for the low low price of $14.88, you to can fuck superman in the mouth!"
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George Michaels regression therapy soon provided results, that his parents steered him into show business.
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sex toys for "gay" men =]
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Superman, a gigantic friend for your small cock
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The couch aint no longer mans best friend...
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will make you cum faster than a speeding bullet, able to sleep with small balls in his mouth, look up in the attic, in the closet, no in you son's bed, its super blow man!
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CPR Superman, as many possibilities as you can imagine.
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this is shopped! i've seen the vid of the real one here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67raBnRME9g&feature=related
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Stuff, Hug, Play...More like Stuff, Hump, Wash..
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Superman's singing TRO-LO-LO!
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HELLO THIS IS PHOTOSHOPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! derp!
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Up up and Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!way.
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From the makers of fleshlight.
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*pillow not included????
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*Turn your pillow into de biggest toy ever!*
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The new and improved, Supergay!
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Stuff->Hug->Play
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now you can Superman that ho in the comfort of your own bedroom!!!
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ahhhiiii, that they would do in the jail with that small mouth ..... xD xD
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Recycling, of course !
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Step 1. Stuff yo junk in that box Step 2. Hug on tight to that box Step 3. Play around in that box and that's the way ya do it, its my dick in his box!
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SuperBlowjob-Man, the chinese copy of Superman.
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Made in Gotham City
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get a Bigger Dick since ur childhood, Stuff - Hug - Enjoy ( size dose matter ) Sucklers will make it 18" when u r 15 yo
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Look Dad! My very own GLORY HOLE!!
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the whole turn your pillow thing is wrong for superman...
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Looks like he's ready for MY gigantic friend!
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if your kid has a kryptodick (ok, funnier in french with kryptobite...)
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ARE HIS BALLS MADE OF STEEL?
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Explanation? Look at the tag. It's from Walmart. Besides, shopped or not, you're having your kid sleep with a burly dude in spandex.
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*thanks for shopping at San Francisco toys-r-us come again*
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i give blow jobs for free after buyin try me you wont regret it
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The latest in cartoon fantasy pleasure from......Disney?
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he is superman cuz.. he can take in everything...
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it's not real, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67raBnRME9g
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the perfect toys for.........................perverted adults!
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The perfect toy for kids, brothers and dad.
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It's best to find out if he's gay while he's still young so his parents can stop guessing...
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Anybody notice that he has lips?
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Super sucky duckface, every boys dream toy!
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guses superman realy is super afterall
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Lubrication not included.
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SuperMan Sextoy for gays
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Wake up to "american national anthen super doll" ""O"" say gurgle gurgle gurgle
When I was a kid there was no solution to the morning wood