Other's Explanations
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When I was a kid there was no solution to the morning wood
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Superman sucks! No, literally!
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Sperman
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Looks like he's ready for MY gigantic frend.
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Batman and Robin have already bought one each
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He will blow you away
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I want a Wonder Woman version of this!
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For 6" & up!
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Superman and pedobear have been in cahoots for some time now...
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"And now for the low low price of $14.88, you to can fuck superman in the mouth!"
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this is shopped! i've seen the vid of the real one here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67raBnRME9g&feature=related
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will make you cum faster than a speeding bullet, able to sleep with small balls in his mouth, look up in the attic, in the closet, no in you son's bed, its super blow man!
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Stuff, Hug, Play...More like Stuff, Hump, Wash..
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HELLO THIS IS PHOTOSHOPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! derp!
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George Michaels regression therapy soon provided results, that his parents steered him into show business.
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From the makers of fleshlight.
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Anybody notice that he has lips?
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The couch aint no longer mans best friend...
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Up up and Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!way.
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sex toys for "gay" men =]
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The latest in cartoon fantasy pleasure from......Disney?
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Step 1. Stuff yo junk in that box Step 2. Hug on tight to that box Step 3. Play around in that box and that's the way ya do it, its my dick in his box!
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Superman's singing TRO-LO-LO!
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SuperBlowjob-Man, the chinese copy of Superman.
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*Turn your pillow into de biggest toy ever!*
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Recycling, of course !
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Explanation? Look at the tag. It's from Walmart. Besides, shopped or not, you're having your kid sleep with a burly dude in spandex.
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CPR Superman, as many possibilities as you can imagine.
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Made in Gotham City
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the whole turn your pillow thing is wrong for superman...
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get a Bigger Dick since ur childhood, Stuff - Hug - Enjoy ( size dose matter ) Sucklers will make it 18" when u r 15 yo
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It's best to find out if he's gay while he's still young so his parents can stop guessing...
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Super sucky duckface, every boys dream toy!
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the perfect toys for.........................perverted adults!
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Looks like he's ready for MY gigantic friend!
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now you can Superman that ho in the comfort of your own bedroom!!!
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Superman, a gigantic friend for your small cock
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it's not real, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67raBnRME9g
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Lubrication not included.
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ARE HIS BALLS MADE OF STEEL?
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guses superman realy is super afterall
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*thanks for shopping at San Francisco toys-r-us come again*
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The new and improved, Supergay!
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Wake up to "american national anthen super doll" ""O"" say gurgle gurgle gurgle
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Stuff->Hug->Play
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i give blow jobs for free after buyin try me you wont regret it
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Look Dad! My very own GLORY HOLE!!
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*pillow not included????
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ahhhiiii, that they would do in the jail with that small mouth ..... xD xD
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The perfect toy for kids, brothers and dad.
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he is superman cuz.. he can take in everything...
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if your kid has a kryptodick (ok, funnier in french with kryptobite...)
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SuperMan Sextoy for gays
When I was a kid there was no solution to the morning wood