Other's Explanations
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When I was a kid there was no solution to the morning wood
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Superman sucks! No, literally!
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Sperman
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Looks like he's ready for MY gigantic frend.
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He will blow you away
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Batman and Robin have already bought one each
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I want a Wonder Woman version of this!
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For 6" & up!
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"And now for the low low price of $14.88, you to can fuck superman in the mouth!"
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Superman and pedobear have been in cahoots for some time now...
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sex toys for "gay" men =]
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George Michaels regression therapy soon provided results, that his parents steered him into show business.
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will make you cum faster than a speeding bullet, able to sleep with small balls in his mouth, look up in the attic, in the closet, no in you son's bed, its super blow man!
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this is shopped! i've seen the vid of the real one here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67raBnRME9g&feature=related
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Stuff, Hug, Play...More like Stuff, Hump, Wash..
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Superman, a gigantic friend for your small cock
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From the makers of fleshlight.
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Up up and Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!way.
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Superman's singing TRO-LO-LO!
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CPR Superman, as many possibilities as you can imagine.
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HELLO THIS IS PHOTOSHOPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! derp!
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The couch aint no longer mans best friend...
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*pillow not included????
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the whole turn your pillow thing is wrong for superman...
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now you can Superman that ho in the comfort of your own bedroom!!!
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*Turn your pillow into de biggest toy ever!*
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SuperBlowjob-Man, the chinese copy of Superman.
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Recycling, of course !
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ahhhiiii, that they would do in the jail with that small mouth ..... xD xD
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Stuff->Hug->Play
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get a Bigger Dick since ur childhood, Stuff - Hug - Enjoy ( size dose matter ) Sucklers will make it 18" when u r 15 yo
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Explanation? Look at the tag. It's from Walmart. Besides, shopped or not, you're having your kid sleep with a burly dude in spandex.
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Looks like he's ready for MY gigantic friend!
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Made in Gotham City
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It's best to find out if he's gay while he's still young so his parents can stop guessing...
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Anybody notice that he has lips?
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The new and improved, Supergay!
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Step 1. Stuff yo junk in that box Step 2. Hug on tight to that box Step 3. Play around in that box and that's the way ya do it, its my dick in his box!
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The latest in cartoon fantasy pleasure from......Disney?
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*thanks for shopping at San Francisco toys-r-us come again*
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Look Dad! My very own GLORY HOLE!!
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it's not real, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67raBnRME9g
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the perfect toys for.........................perverted adults!
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i give blow jobs for free after buyin try me you wont regret it
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if your kid has a kryptodick (ok, funnier in french with kryptobite...)
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he is superman cuz.. he can take in everything...
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ARE HIS BALLS MADE OF STEEL?
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The perfect toy for kids, brothers and dad.
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guses superman realy is super afterall
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Wake up to "american national anthen super doll" ""O"" say gurgle gurgle gurgle
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Super sucky duckface, every boys dream toy!
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Lubrication not included.
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SuperMan Sextoy for gays
When I was a kid there was no solution to the morning wood