Other's Explanations
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When I was a kid there was no solution to the morning wood
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Superman sucks! No, literally!
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Sperman
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Looks like he's ready for MY gigantic frend.
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He will blow you away
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Batman and Robin have already bought one each
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I want a Wonder Woman version of this!
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For 6" & up!
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"And now for the low low price of $14.88, you to can fuck superman in the mouth!"
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Superman and pedobear have been in cahoots for some time now...
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George Michaels regression therapy soon provided results, that his parents steered him into show business.
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sex toys for "gay" men =]
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Superman, a gigantic friend for your small cock
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will make you cum faster than a speeding bullet, able to sleep with small balls in his mouth, look up in the attic, in the closet, no in you son's bed, its super blow man!
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this is shopped! i've seen the vid of the real one here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67raBnRME9g&feature=related
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CPR Superman, as many possibilities as you can imagine.
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Stuff, Hug, Play...More like Stuff, Hump, Wash..
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The couch aint no longer mans best friend...
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From the makers of fleshlight.
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Superman's singing TRO-LO-LO!
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HELLO THIS IS PHOTOSHOPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! derp!
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Up up and Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!way.
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*pillow not included????
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now you can Superman that ho in the comfort of your own bedroom!!!
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*Turn your pillow into de biggest toy ever!*
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The new and improved, Supergay!
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ahhhiiii, that they would do in the jail with that small mouth ..... xD xD
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get a Bigger Dick since ur childhood, Stuff - Hug - Enjoy ( size dose matter ) Sucklers will make it 18" when u r 15 yo
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the whole turn your pillow thing is wrong for superman...
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Step 1. Stuff yo junk in that box Step 2. Hug on tight to that box Step 3. Play around in that box and that's the way ya do it, its my dick in his box!
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Recycling, of course !
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Stuff->Hug->Play
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Looks like he's ready for MY gigantic friend!
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SuperBlowjob-Man, the chinese copy of Superman.
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Made in Gotham City
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if your kid has a kryptodick (ok, funnier in french with kryptobite...)
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Explanation? Look at the tag. It's from Walmart. Besides, shopped or not, you're having your kid sleep with a burly dude in spandex.
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*thanks for shopping at San Francisco toys-r-us come again*
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It's best to find out if he's gay while he's still young so his parents can stop guessing...
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Look Dad! My very own GLORY HOLE!!
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ARE HIS BALLS MADE OF STEEL?
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he is superman cuz.. he can take in everything...
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The latest in cartoon fantasy pleasure from......Disney?
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the perfect toys for.........................perverted adults!
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i give blow jobs for free after buyin try me you wont regret it
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The perfect toy for kids, brothers and dad.
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Anybody notice that he has lips?
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it's not real, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67raBnRME9g
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guses superman realy is super afterall
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Super sucky duckface, every boys dream toy!
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Wake up to "american national anthen super doll" ""O"" say gurgle gurgle gurgle
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Lubrication not included.
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SuperMan Sextoy for gays
When I was a kid there was no solution to the morning wood