".... and I jizzed in my pants"

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Other's Explanations

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  ".... and I jizzed in my pants"

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  -NIGGER!! -You did not!!

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  He did whut?!

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  Keep f**king that chicken.

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  That's not my leg sweetheart. Hahaha.

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  "N^&&er! It's OK. None of them watch this show"

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  "Oops, I farted. I hope nobody heard that."