you have to CRANE your neck to see all of it, it's so big.

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  you have to CRANE your neck to see all of it, it's so big.

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  see the filth they teach our kids at school?

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  He needs an elevator to pull it up.

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  Mens...Always Exagerating

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  Dude OWNED that scale!

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  That's Priapus, the greek god of fertility, ask wikipedia.

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  helloo!! hi, who is this? mega-dic!

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  I know men like to show it off but.....

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  Is that the Tower of Babel being held up by what appears to be rigging, or are you just pleased to see me?

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  F*CK! Is this mine or is this a puppet?!

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  Priapus is Roman, not Greek. That is a mural unearthed at Pompeii.

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  SHIT! MY COCK IS A PUPPET!