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  Request Denied!

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  I do kids' parties, weddings, and mass murders.

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  "Here is another song about my moustache."

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  Ken, I request you FUCK OFF!

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  Ron Burgundy - Channel 4 News Team

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  Tiny Ken, sitting on the shoulder of GIANT KEN! COOOOOL!!!

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  Shortly before the pic was taken "ken" was told that the herpes test came back positive

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  Who wants a mustache ride?

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  Ken...The moustache years....

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  ken the homo

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  ken lee.....tulibu dibu douchooo

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  Ken's career really went downhill after Mattel sacked him...

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  Stop asking Ken. The Injunction stands. Stay away from me and stop sending me pictures of yourself.

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  k-k-k-ken are you gonna k-k-k-kill me?

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  *Barbie Not Included

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  Is anyone else masturbating to this?

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  keith lemon?!

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  First singing action figure! As seen on TV!

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  Pedo on call?

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  Definitely not by *popular* request ...

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  Just when you thought DISCO couldn't get any CREEPIER !!!!

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  I I I CANT STOP STARING SOMEHOW I THINK HES CONTROLLING MY MIND AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

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  ken the homo

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  The most popular sexual doll in he 80's is back. If you touch his moustache while playing with it he'll start singing Abba songs

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  beiber fan?

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  Ken couldn't decide which side was his best side so... They took a picture of BOTH sides. Yess!

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  Ken: male whore for people with a ginger fetish

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  By request only? At least we have an out...

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  I see furby. dont know why

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  NOTE TO SELF: Try not to look like a retarded ventriloquist dummy on next album cover

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  I am the walrus

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  Moustache WIN! Request granted.

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  Customized wig

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  As sung by REM: "What's the frequency, Kenneth?" is your Benzedrine, uh-huh!!!

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  For your next 70's themed bachelorette party! By request only ... Ken the 70's porn star stripper