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Every time you burn down a building, an old crotchety white man is eaten by the giant disembodied upper-torso of an ethnic child, aged before his time, and in dire need of orthodontial assistance. This is also often accompanied by a propensity for staring aimlessly into the distance. Or so the legend goes...

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