Chuck Norris had a huge cock at a young age, but he's been a badass since birth.

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  Chuck Norris had a huge cock at a young age, but he's been a badass since birth.

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  Micky started smoking at an early age, but his brother, Johnny, was chicken.

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  chicken little

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  I guess we know who came first...

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  Oscar Wilde Family Photo Album - Oscar's First Big Cock

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  Yeah...They come to snuff the rooster.

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  That's a young cock smoker!

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  I was the toughest kid in school plus I had the biggest cock.. kiefer sutherland.

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  But the trend would have never have taken off without the internet as it's impossible

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  LOOK AT THE KIDS HAND. WTF!

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  SMOKING LITTLE BOY WITH A HUGE COCK!

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  Whats it to ya toots, scram before I make a meal of ya.

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  Im sorry but this is no Cock....

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  Good evening gentlemen, allow me to introduce you to my rooster.

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  I'm delusional, what's your problem?

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  Yeaaaaahhh. They come to snuff the rooster.

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  Fuck It! i will eat him for christmas

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  "Fag!" "Cock!"

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  Ah the older times... they were fucking messed up.

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  Oh so you think I'm cocky cause I smoke cigarettes. Well you should see my brother.

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  "Two's up on that blunt then kid?"

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  Chuck norris wasn't born, he was summoned into existence... because crawling out of a womans vagina is the most unmanly thing u can do

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  The little boy is Flapjack, the cigarette is full of unicorn weed, and the chicken is Knuckles!!!

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  Chuck-E-Cheese' new bouncers. One is 'Hard' the other is 'Scrambled'

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  - "The hell you looking at uncle?" - "Yo chickie go see what uncle Sanders wants!"

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  Friends and family knew there was something "different" about little Stevie, show here at age 5, doing a fatty with his then lover, outside their Castro St. flat.

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  which came first, the chicken or the egg

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  Same hairdo. Cute!

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  Chuckie the chicken wondered when the kid was gonna start buying his own smokes, and stop stealing his..?

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  kids were much tougher back in the olden days

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  Al Capone, in his early life, the making of the gangster king! ....Leticia Alaniz

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  My first time Ibecome a man! Picture of me and my first lady!

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  What a cocky little shit.

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  its flapjack! http://flapjack.tv/assets/images/flapjack-01.jpg

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  that's a girl

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  KFC!!!!

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  future pornstar look at all the signs

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  Scarface: age 5.