Smoking Kryptonite wasn't the greatest idea Superman had that day

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  Smoking Kryptonite wasn't the greatest idea Superman had that day

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  where's the phonebooth? I need to change my clothes...

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  "Mexican Superman has had enough of this sh*t." I like that!

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  omg, yeah, I love guys who cosplay!:D *friend showing this picture* wtf is this D: scarred for life

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  See, I Maradona am STILL the greatest!

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  Desperately looking for a toilet on the beach, for he sure doesn,t want to shit his pants!!!

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  Super-weirdo-fetishist

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  Undercover ICE officer follows superman back to the border.

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  When kryptonite is your greatest weakness and EVERYONE knows, you don't get out much.