Other's Explanations
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He doesn't look like he could lift a shop...
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"Ok thats it. Im arresting you for being drunk and disorderly!" "No! Im telling you the truth" "Yer, like I'm gonna believe you and all your race are being held as slaves in a chocolate factory by Johhny Depp!"
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silly midget, this is a normal clothing store.
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Free massage after work
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Fuck the Oompa Loompa, the cop is HOT!!!
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Ok Snooki, time to go back to the Jersey Shore.
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the economic crisis has been hard on the chocolate factory... and the oompa loompas
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oompa loompa doompady doo. Officer bicep is coming for you.
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trying to pay for jeans with a happy little dance and some candy
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Clearly this officer is not a member of the lollipop guild
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im gonna have to take you in, because of the recesion there is a shortage of you slaves in chocolate factories run by Johhny Depp!""
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Wee-Man got pwnt
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Oompa Loompa, doompety doo I've got another puzzle for you When you steal from mall clothing store Soon you'll be a jailhouse whore What do you get when you hide from the cops? Stuffing away all the jeans and the tops? The register clerk counts garments all day Multiple layers make it hard...to...run...a - way You thought you could wear them all! Oompa Loompa, doompety dar If you're not greedy, you will go far You will live in happiness, too Like the Oompa Loompa doompety do! Doompety do!
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The police department denies any case of racial profiling.
He doesn't look like he could lift a shop...