everything i've ever had sex with.

What is YOUR Explanation?

Are You A Zombie?

Other's Explanations

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  everything i've ever had sex with.

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  PHOTO-FAIL.

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  My first Photoshop.

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  I made a picture of myself, therefore I'm awesome. The fake crown says so!

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  Hugh Hefner's lesser known brother, Morty.

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  The secret service has a new uniform. I am [not] impressed!