"I have to return some videotapes"

What is YOUR Explanation?

Are You A Zombie?

Other's Explanations

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  "I have to return some videotapes"

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  Want to see me shotgun these beer bottles?

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  "I'm in touch with humanity."

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  Have you had that **** camra on the whole time?

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  Rape is imminent

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  "Your a f***ing ugly b**ch. I wanna stab you to death, and play around with your blood"

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  Raep incoming.

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  Did you know I'm utterly insane?

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  Dear Diary, JACKPOT

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  you should be ashamed for staing up so late at night! your mom would not be so pleased.