That's why you CAN'T be the master.

What is YOUR Explanation?

Are You A Zombie?

Other's Explanations

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  That's why you CAN'T be the master.

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  Buzz off, Grasshopper! I'm doing a speech!

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  chuck norris aged 90

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  That fool got bitch slapped.

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  Get off me you homo, I'm going home.

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  Try to move my hand... YOU HAVE FAILED! You see this is an idiot...

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  MY Potatoes!

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  BYAAAAAAAA

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  I can do this all day. Watch. ... Smackin ya smackin ya, smack smack smackin ya, smack smackin ya... Now with the other hand. SMACK!

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  Outa my way, coming through!

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  Son, I...am...dissapoint...

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  You bore me, go an get chuck Norris ...

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  First Prototype talking watch

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  And this is our distinguished guest Mr Ah........ ohh.

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  Time for you to leave.

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  What do I keep telling you, do NOT walk into my fist.

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  ...All I Need Is FORCE

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  Third degree blackbelt in pimp hand.

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  boring warrior path...

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  what? that's Morihei Ueshiba, Aikido Master