Other's Explanations
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To Mordor!
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dad?
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Are we in Narnia?
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It's pretty obviously a guy cosplaying as an NPC from Joust.
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Finally got my mount!
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Big Ears makes love to an ostrich and the resulting offspring puts Noddy out of business.
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Ride Ostrich, Ride!
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santa?
To Mordor!