i dont even care about writing something amusing, thats fucked up.

What is YOUR Explanation?

Are You A Zombie?

Other's Explanations

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  i dont even care about writing something amusing, thats fucked up.

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  Now now honey, that isn't part of the costume.

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  Daddy, wasn't mommy brushing her teeth with this?

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  What do nudists wear in the winter?

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  Alaskan nudist - What's the problem.

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  how much does therapy cost again?

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  Holy fekkin shite. WRONG in blocks dude.

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  daddy whats that?? shhh just hold it

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  Wow.

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  That's it - gently now sweetheart - no it's ok - mummy won't notice - she's taken her tablets. Now give your brother a turn.

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  Dad, how come the neighbor dad's weiner is bigger than yours?

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  SEX ED: The Home School Version

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  Is that why mommy was moaning last night?