As if I needed another reason to masturbate.

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Other's Explanations

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  As if I needed another reason to masturbate.

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  a dollar for every minute i spend masturbating hey.... whoa, i could raise like... 30 cents!

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  Oh I'll be there...Got 500$ sayin' Masanubu beats last years record.

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  wow only 2 will people show up? how they know that

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  think of fat guys and WHE'LL BE RICH $$$

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  i got a splash zone ticket

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  Nice family day out.

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  My favorite holiday,,,,after pornmas

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  proceeds go to the local sperm bank

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  Records ... Women 7h 06m Male 9h 58m Orgasm Hitlist Women 49 Male 6 U can recheck that at the site...

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  If it were a life time thing I could pay off the national debt