Hell hath no footstalls D:

What is YOUR Explanation?

Are You A Zombie?

Other's Explanations

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  Hell hath no footstalls D:

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  CAL-LO JESUU

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  I know that guy, his name is Carlos Jesús, he's a folk healer from planet Raticulín (as he said) to save us from... rigid legs?

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  Now sisters, rise your feets to the janitor broom this room

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  rigid legs cult

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  God's waiting-room was not nearly as well appointed as Edna had been led to believe.

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  Now please pickup your legs or they will get wet, the floor is now water and only I can stand on it.

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  knees are for the devil

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  Oh, dang. Here comes the roomba

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  Finally Ron Jeremy is punching his own weight.

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  Ronn Jeremy & Cult Followers

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  Just wait til they pass round the Kool-aid.

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  Simon says...Put thy feet up!!

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  Someone's never heard of the Ottoman Empire....