..from loneliness.

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Other's Explanations

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  ..from loneliness.

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  From the future king of World of Warcraft.

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  "...to be virgin forever"

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  But AVG 9 Free Edition can!!!

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  virgin not by choice

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  From impending rape.

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  The reason sexy ladies decide to become lesbians.

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  "Norton" is his mom's name.

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  ... but chuck norris CAN

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  You were looking for warning signs! Well here they are!!!

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  if this is not a threat... it looks very much like one

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  Look like he ate Norton

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  This is what the school shootings are made of....

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  Man! That's some serious virus that got you...

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  40 year old vigin 2

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  SON OF TOURETTES GUY

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  Are you kidding?!?!?! TRIXIE could protect me!!!!

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  YOU GON GET RAPED!

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  is that chocolate or just another zit?

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  Somebody McAfee me. Please.

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  I got nothing.

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  Forever alone.