Other's Explanations
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"Listen buddy, you're misinterpreting my shit"
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"So you're telling me the gays get in too?"
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Jesus: I'm not feeling very comfortable about this
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And then the Lord said "Fuck That I'm Going Home"
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Look, I appreciate everything you're trying to do for Me but... STFU.
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"No ,no,no!You guys got it all wrong!"
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Jesus: Seriously guys, you gotta stop doing this.. Robert: Hey we had a deal, I make you some ads, and I go to heaven. Jesus: God damn it.
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Jesus: "Stop being a friggin' killjoy & let my people enjoy Mardi Gras, OK?"
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So yeah, just take I-95 up to exit 15, past the Fuddrucker's, and you should see Hooters to the left.
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"Uhm, excuse me. That's not very good publicity for me... I'm supposed to forgive like, everyone, remember?"
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"Is the T-shirt too much?" "Just a little, yeah..."
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"Well if you think it's too much I could make the writing smaller?"
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"I just came by to tell you I hate the Kerning."
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there you are, glad you could make it
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See? Just like I'm doing.
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Uh, women only huh?! F.ck!! So know any good pickup lines then.....
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Jesus tried a Comeback at 1998 his Management told him this time he need a more aggressive Campaign...it was not so successful
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Buddha sent me to tell me you're wrong, and he's REALLY pissed about it
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Listen Judas I Know What What You Did So Put The Sign Down and Fuck Off
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You tuck your shirt into your jeans. I'm not listening to you.
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"Do I know you from somewhere?"
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Those you hate will be welcomed into Heaven, because you hate them you will dwell in HELL.
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Damnit Jesus if they see you over here talking to me they're gonna think it's some kind of scheme.
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Sir I know what I said you do t need to remind me of it everytime i come down here
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talk about preaching to the choir!
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He seems like a cool guy to be friends with. Seems like Jesus likes him.
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Guy: Oh My God Jesus: What? Guy: Your Jesus Jesus: Thanks ill be here until saturday, oh and one thing your going to hell for what you did last tuesday
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Holy shit is that Joe dirt?
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Jesus: "Um, yeah, that whole 'fire and brimstone' thing really doesn't seem to be working. Maybe you could tone it down a little, you know? Like maybe I'm really not into that whole 'cast the unbelievers into the fires of s
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Brother, thou needeth to go back through my book: I said TURN & BEND to THE jeezus
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Jesus: We're all going to f*cking hell you retard, did you not read the bible ... ? Why do you think it took me 2000 years to come back.
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I'm 2011 years old and what is this?
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I'm not Jesus. I'm Jorge. Hold your own damn sign.
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turn TO Jesus, not INTO one
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You're preaching to the choir, brother.
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Jesus Thought Judas Was trying Too Hard
"Listen buddy, you're misinterpreting my shit"