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  holy SHIT im late!

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  YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE COPPERS!!!!!

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  Due to a financial crisis, the reindeer have been let go

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  Gotta poop! Gotta poop!

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  Because PETA hates children.

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  Damn raindeer's, every time they see a freekin squrrel.

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  Ho ho ho ho-ly shit i`m late!

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  eurosanta

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  ...65... 75... 85... 95... 115... 120... GO SANTA GO!!!

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  Santa's on a mission

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  He's a robber and stole some stuff and disguised the stuff that he stole as presents. And he noticed it was day so he decided to run away with a motorcycle. lol

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  holy shit i forgot christmas!

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  well if reindeer can not start ....vespa can!

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  Who knew Reindeer had a fucking union!!!!!!!!!

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  Heeeres scooty...the one-eyed green reindeer!

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  F*** you coppers! I was only giving the kid presents!

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  slow down turbo

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  Global warming has changed some rules. Moder Santa :D

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  Harry Avery

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  "Well the reindeer all got diarrhoea, and they said they could still fly, but I didn't really want to be sittin behind that."

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  The Norse Vespa'rer

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  Grandma got run over by a moped

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  holy shit I forgot christmas!

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  Damnit, I never thought a sudden obsession with venison steak would piss PETA off so badly

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  F*** the police

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  oh the hangover! where did i lost´em.

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  i knew it! that milk i've put on my cereal this morning surpass its expiration date.

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  i'm rick james biatch

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  Rudolfs vacation cut into Santas schedule.

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  What Santa was left with after the Divorce!

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  Italian Santa

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  Rat bastard stole my presents

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  peter forgot to leave santa a cookie

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  Damn union reindeer went on strike at midnight

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  Gotta get me that fuckin egg nog!

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  I hope the store's still open. Batteries!! I always forget batteries!!

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  Slaughtered the reindeer. On a budget.

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  I knew trying out Harry Potter's invisibility cloak gift on the reindeer was a mistake!!

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  moves fast for a fat old g i t

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  "Vespa - for ANY occassion"

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  Santas gone naughty

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  upgraded.. no more reindeers..

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  That horrible year when Rudolph was sick.

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  At least I got all of the presents for Africa.

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  No way am I riskin' bein' on that sled if Rudolf's got diarrhoea.....

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  Grandma got ran over by a Vespa!

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  probably it's a toy and it had been edited!.

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  Santa was caught bucking one of his Raindeers, and now he has a Vespa !

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  Stupid Resession

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  I'm taking all this shit back you ungrateful bastard, I told you next person that says I don't exist I know where you live!!

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  The recession gave Santa no choice, but to get rid of the essentials...

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  They see me rollin, they hatin.

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  The sleigh is in the shop.

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  Santa lost his custody battle in favor of Greenpeace

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  Rudolph on strike

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  i knew he doesnd have any money to buy all that presents

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  STOP! THIEF!!

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  Grand Theft Auto: Santa Claus

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  because Bender played Robot Santa

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  VESPA IS BETTER THAN YOU RUDOLF!!! VESPA ROCKS!!!

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  FUCK THE POLICE

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  That's the last time I let Rudolph approve the annual leave roster!

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  OH SHIT...I missed one!