A last one, before quitting...

What is YOUR Explanation?

Are You A Zombie?

Other's Explanations

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  A last one, before quitting...

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  Gentlemen.

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  Step right up folks and have a shot at the Wheel of Cancer!!!

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  He's down to 29 packs... at a time.

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  I don't know why you're complaining. I only smoke once a day. Geez...

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  Take that lungs.

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  PUFF PUFF GIVE GIVE!!

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  everyone within 50 feet died that week

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  Darwin Award status: win.

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  What is this 'Lung Cancer' you speak of?

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  The fabulous Gentleman, before he quits....

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  I DIDNT GET A HIT!!!!

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  Thats not a cigarette......THIS IS A CIGARETTE

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  Heathers Dad

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  This must be the cure for cancer!

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  my doctor say that i can smoke once a day

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  He's trying to blow out that candle! Why do all you narrow minded people assuming that He's inhaling! LOL

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  When one is just never enough

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  I guess I can get cancer with one breathe, you bet ?

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  Another one of those damn Truth commercials.

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  dont light with that its taste awful

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  Jeff, you smoke 300 cigarets at once!
  
  Its time for you must admit that you have a problem

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  Heathers dad 5 years ago.

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  Dude, there are easier ways to commit suicide

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  a dedicated smoker

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  see,Im not that bad

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  YO DAWG, I HEARD YOU LIKE CIGARETTES..

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  Maybe he should try the new E-Cig

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  No cigarets dont kill ppl cancer does !!! but cigarets cause cancer !!!! LOLZ

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  omg!

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  I can stop whenever I want! Just another..

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  A last one before quitting... life...

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  This is the chapter in Mortal Kombat where Smoke kills Noob Saibot once and for all...

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  SCREW YOU, LUNG CANCER!!!

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  how many cigarrettes are there?

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  A last one before dying

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  GENTLEMEN.

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  Cancer? They're MENTHOL! They're healthier than apples!

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  Smoking probably WILL give you cancer (after this)!!!

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  Mumy said that smoking at home is bad ...

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  YO DAWG, I HEARD YOU LIKE CIGARETTES..

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  I don't always smoke cigarettes...

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  cancer on a wheel

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  what a head spin

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  My dad says, "Quiting is for P ussies"

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  His boss told him he could have one smoke break for the rst of his life. This is how he made the most of it.

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  I'll quit tomorrow.

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  That's how the Turkish smoke ^^

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  Easy way to stop smoking: smoke them all so that there is no tobacco anymore on the Earth.

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  I don't always smoke cigarettes...

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  Cancer at 3....2....1....

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  Genius World Records, here I come! Get my iron lung ready...

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  don light with that its taste awful

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  Dave Grohl back in Nirvana

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  Ha, wtf, what is this from? You'd die.

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  Do I get to take a breather?

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  25 packs a day is all we ask

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  "What lung cancer?"

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  This makes you live longer right???

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  this picture is from guinnes world record book from the year I don't remember, we used to have the record book at home, world record of smoking, around 800-900 cigarettes by once if I remember right. but the picture of it I've remembered always. lol

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  Nick Taylor commits suicide

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  Lung Cancer man has lung caner

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  Big Tobacco's new mascot

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  That smell... wait... OH SHI!!!!

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  Stupid am I? Well look at this!

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  Cancer at 3....2....1....

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  Sometimes 49 just aren't enough

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  Youth in asia?

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  this is for a fact, this picture is from guinnes world records book, making world record of smoking with 800-900 cigarettes by once, don't exactly remember the correct number..

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  addict?

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  My boss said to cut back on how many smoko breaks i take each day....

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  I Wish hes still ALIVE!!

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  Lung´s doc nightmare.

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  Tumors in ten. seconds. flat

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  The gaitling fume fun

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  Cutting down to 500 a day is the toughest hurdle.

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  GENTLEMEN

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  Taylor Gang Or Die

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  Instant Cancer Kit

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  Tons of Cigarettes -$900.00 5 bottles of Listerine -$40.00 Lung cancer -Priceless.

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  Gentlemen.

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  Chain Smoking Olympiad

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  Uh, um, err, I'll have a diet Pepsi, this here People magazine, a dozen Bic lighters, and 15 cartons of Marlboro Lights. Cashier: "That'll be $722.68."

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  stupid, non-smoking cab...

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  thanks mate i had run out of matches

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  enfisema overkill

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  He just went to a whorehouse on nickle night with a pocket full of change and this is his after sex smoke. Mystery solved I have spoken I win /guessing

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  suck it in your mouth . . . and blow it out your ass

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  E-Cigarettes are way better people

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  he gonna die...nao.

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  Mentelgen

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  He' s from Romania.

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  With the ban on animal testing, scientists were forced to turn to human guinea pigs.

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  Well, his mom did tell him she'd make him smoke the whole carton the next time she caught him.

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  Holy FUCK! lmao

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  Man... it where soft sigarets

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  Taylor Gang or Die

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  Euthanasia, you fucking nit-wit. Also, damn...

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  "Anyone got a cough sweet"?

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  *Yesterday* Doctor -You will die this week Dude -WORD? *Current* Dude -Alright kids, now this is how you do it...

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  No big deal... It's filtered.

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  German Army soldiers realize there's no way out, suicide ring forms.

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  When I look at this picture my lungs hurt :|

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  Heathers Dad

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  New Marlboro Comercial

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  To be fair, he was at least 25 feet from the entrance of the building.

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  How to get a cancer in 5 minutes.

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  If Cheech could see me now...

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  Coneheads

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  The russian way.

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  that's nothing compared to the huge joints they're lighting them with.

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  What a waste of smoke!

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  he took it farther than his peers wanted him to

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  Talk about one HELL of a Nic. fit!

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  GENTLEMEN

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  smoking kills slowly. More or less.

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  Smoke Em if you've got em!

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  i won the record for fastest person to get lung cancer

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  *walks over to paying till* ok i will have the whole series of porn magazines and a cut out doll, cos i cant find them in here.oh and do you sell ciggies?my wife said i gotta give up tomorrow so im gonna have one last ouff oh nad have you got a refillable lighter? yes? ok thanks yes i will have that and 23 refill packs yeah thanks.(an hour later there is a huge queue for the only paying till)what that will be 500 dollars? ok well um i'll have your whole stock of ciggies on top of that cos this is my wives housekeeping money.*walks out of toy shop to find young children puffing on half of his ciggies*

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  Today I sat and smoked myself to cancer...

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  see look i've cut down on my cigarettes(whispers to mate)yeah get me another 20 packets here a £20

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  thats just to much

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  This Guinness World Records moment brought to you by Marlboro....... guy probably has enough miles for a fucking marlboro motorcycle.

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  My boss said to cut back on how many smoko breaks i take each day....

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  Foxconn's own stress test for job candidates.