Other's Explanations
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With the economy hitting everyone, Disneyland had to make some slight adjustments.
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Children wait here while Daddy goes and gets you some......ummm....ice cream. Yea, that's it!
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FUCK. D: I read it..
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I can't read the other sign...
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this totally reminds me of the time i was giving my uncle a handjob
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Bill leaned against the pole because his legs got tired of looking for unattended children. Slow day. It happens.
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Someone complained about the first sign, so as a loophole, the establishment put up the bottom sign admonishing patrons not to read it. So that if someone complains of being offended, they can just tell them "Why were you reading our private signs despite warnings against doing so?" Really it's like spying on your mom and dad then complaining after you see them having sex.
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Now you will get sued by signtology.
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FUNNY COMMENT:DO NOT READ
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wher the hell is my child???
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Let the small children come to me.
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you just can't win here
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Oh hey, it's finally getting warm out!
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Neverland ranch...?
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Disney's secret policy to those "I cant find my mommy" Children.
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Now opening: Disneyland, North Korea
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I knew going to Neverland Ranch would be a bad idea...
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We don't accept checks.
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entrance to neverland ranch
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"PRIVATE SIGN DO NOT READ" cuz if you do your children will be unattended, and "UNATTENDED CHILDREN WILL BE SOLD AS SLAVES" P.S-captcha=of hormone
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one of the many benefits of free enterprise
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Which sign?
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as seen in utah
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Illiteracy is still a large problem in the US
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TL;DR
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TL;DL
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it's Walt Disney!
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clearly a sign of someone who spends way too much time looking up stuff like this...Kinda like those 8balls who forward those email scam warnings from 2001.
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Don't worry I won't read the other sign. -Covers eyes-
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Picture from a field trip by the Harvard Law School
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agreed with the disneyland comment loled so hard xD
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children....we will give you 5 pounds....go give it to that man and tell him we want profits. then he'l take you to lots of places around the world!
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I read it and then I lost the game
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children lets play hide and seek! we will count here ;)
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two of the most understandable signs in the U.S of A!
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You wasn't supposed to read it!!!!! Didn't you read the sign? For fuck's sake.
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Everything comes with a disclaimer in the U.S.
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Get your own handmade "MadeinchinaRanch" shirt at the frontdesk!!!!
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Explains why they blurred out the face of the perv in the background....
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That old guy in the background looks kinda suspicious too me...
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i cant read the word NOT
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dammit i read it.
With the economy hitting everyone, Disneyland had to make some slight adjustments.