Other's Explanations
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"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"
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Don't you see? It's a cockpit.
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it's all fun and games till the native with the penis-gourd takes the wheel.
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whitey about to be replaced on the moon
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Discovery Channel gave my village enough money for either dental work - or helicopter ride & strap-on: Well, ... How does it look!?
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Obama's Air Force One Pilot
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South Americas most trusted Airlines
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A new ergonomic, wooden joystic for the fly, brings u pleasure and response!
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Obama's new NASA
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a dream of an actual real pilot, while laced on psychedelic drugs. He is hoping to wake up soon!
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honestly, I can't explain it.....it's just that bad -.-"
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He has a BIG smile :)
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mr t has really let himself go...
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Mentos, the fresh maker
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who'd have thought flying would be soooooo much fun
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Thankyou for fling Papua New Guinea Airlines, and YES I AM THE FUCKING CAPTAIN!
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outsourced pilot
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OMG WOODCOCK
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haha i will shove my penis i mean bomb up your ass
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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canibal holocaust
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It's a Dani (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dani_people) with a penis gourd getting the opportunity to sit in (and pose for) a helicopter. You have to fly to get in and out of Papua.
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Sanford and Son Smoke PCP
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Oh! you call that thing the joy stick?
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While being camped by cap fleet in Stain. - Anyone got an insta-undock from this station?
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Damn it Jim... I'm a doctor; not a helicopter pilot with a dildo!
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giggedee giggedee
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Proof that man DID evolve from a monkey
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Talibian terrorist is training for new 9/11
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The Force is strong with him!
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Die whitey die! I'll stick my wooden penis in your eye!
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and now to our traffic copter
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africas revenge. now we are fucked.
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"OOOohh...You mean this flight stick,i though you talking about mine"
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I. Shall. Gun. You. Down.
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Jesus take the wheel....please
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...and some people thought the 9/11 was a conspiracy....
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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This gives new meaning to the term "Sporting Wood."
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yeah...this is living
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Taken from Danny Glovers new film "Hard-on Air"
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He's not wearing a seatbelt ! ! ! !
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I don't care if it is two hundred miles through uncharted jungle territory. I said I'll walk.
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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Who knew that Kimbo Slice was a registered pilot?!
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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the origin of vuvuzelas are discovered!
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LOOK BRUDDA THIS ONES GOT A WIRLESS
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George Clinton's son gets soooo excited when he drives that choper.
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UP
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I just cant do it captain, I DON'T HAVE THE POWER......thats because you are not grabbing the throttle.......my penis.......no.......don't stop
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cross-eyed
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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Kimbo Slice. The early years.
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wait one min...Dad?
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I don't know about explaining the image, but I sure hope they clean that seat after he's done using it.
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OMG Black Heli Evoks on the loose
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You're safe with me
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I had it with these muddafacka snakes on this muddafucka plane!
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DERP!!
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Should have gone to specsavers
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Meanwhile in Jamaica...
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what? I can't be a pilot? is it because I'm black?..... -no, sir I'ts because you're naked!
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OMFGCRAZYNAKEDFLYINGHOBOWITHAWOODENDICKFTWRFOTFLMFAO
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This is a native of Waa or Wamena or Tembagapura, Irian Jaya Papua province of Indonesia, most likely sitting on a helicopter owned by Freeport McMoran. That penile covering is called koteka. Google up "koteka" images and you'll see. Koteka is a gourd.
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GET TO DA CHOPPPA!
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Yothu Yindi Take Flight
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Ah, me know cockpit!
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is he the only one who noticed their landing on a nude beach...bonner
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That man is from my country, Indonesia. I believe he is one of our native tribes in Papua. That wooden-cock thing is called "koteka", the only outfit the men of Papua tribes wear. Whilst, the women wear nothing but a straw-skirt.
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I dont care what you say... That is a troll!
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indian cannibals ...IN A HELECOPTER! WERE FUCKED NOW!!!
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What the audience never got to know: Indiana Jones never reached the plane in the jungle scene in "raiders of the lost ark". Instead one of the bad guys came first...
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Reverse exploration.
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ISA GAWIN TO DAH MUUUNNNN!
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GET BACK TO DA CHOPPA
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The 9/11 highjacker that never made it.
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GETS THE FUCKS ON DIS PLANE BITCHES
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BANANA. lemme take a bite
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thank you for flying southwest airlines
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Smile for the camohgoodgod!
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so that's where vuvuzelas are from.....mmm nice :D
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I've never been in a helicopter. It's giving me a WOODY!
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Final episode of LOST: They finally got away from the Island!
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mrs i wanna return my ticket i dont trust in the pilot....
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LET ME FLYYYYY I WANT TO FUCKING FLYYYYYYYYYYY
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kinda surprised at the lack of "cockpit" and "joystick" jokes
"der I can haz fly controlz and microphonez and maybe steer with mah woody" -
it is from a natgeo show
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Cheech and Chong on crack and naked
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This is Tribal leader. Lock wings in S-foil position, we are passing through their magnetic field.
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"Start singing "Tiny Bubbles" now Don Ho !"
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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this is what kimbo slice lookd like befor the ufc
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Well folks, we're experiencing just a little bit of turbulence. The Fasten Safety Belt sign is lit for your safety.
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Let's hope he doesn't mess up which one is the real control stick.
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little does he know they switched out his partner at the last second...
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"Dont worry. Im EXTREMELY qualified..."
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I think this is the Mr T's father...
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Yea I'll just take the next flight
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A genuine affirmitive action pilot
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There will be a small turbulence, please fasten your seatbelts and remain where you are, I know exactly what I'm doing, now where does this button stands for? Oh crap I left the microphone on...
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I dunno what eet ees! BUT I F*CKIN LUV EET!!!!
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Oh no, you cant drink and drive. But no one likes a sober pilot.
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It's the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!!
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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Well at least with this guy terrorists wont fuck with us anymore
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Hello welcome to the Internet. I will be your guide
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Nkongo enjoyed his heli ride very much. VERY much!!!
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call of duty: black ops. its a chopper gunner
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I can't take this prick anywhere.
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EMERGENCY EMERGENCY!!! PLEASE FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS!!! EVERYTHING WILL BE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! (TOUCH WOOD) ;)
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Landing by wood.
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cannibal holocaust
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SHHH! i just farted
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the penis gourd of the Dani people are worn all the time, even under pants,
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Ive had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
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"Just like to say good luck to you both, we're all counting on you"
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lol wooden condoms xD
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When is it more important to wear a knit cap than it is to wear pants? Well I don't have a big wiener and I haven't flown a plane, but I'm guessing that's the best time.
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Mr.T On Drugs :0
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is this the high mile club???
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rapist on a plan
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BOO CREEPY NAKED MAN FLYING A CHOPPER! HOORAY BEER!!!
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The gods must be crazy.
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A wild Snorlax appears !
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well... the pilot was found dead in the bathroom today, but dont fear we have a highly trained crazy naked homeless guy for for a substitute
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this is why the pilots introduce themselves over the com system, not face to face
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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yeah, I lost my penis during WWII, but I'm still a great helicopter pilot
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It's because of the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!
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Houston we HAVE a problem !
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Kids dont do drugs
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It's gonna be a different world when my people come to power...bitches!
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This is Smiling Bob. He and his boyfriend are flying high, thanks to Cialis.
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this is taken in papua new guinea. the traditional dress uses a gourd over the man's penis for modesty. the terrain over there is really steep a lot of the mountains are only accessible by light plane or helicopter.
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this is not going to help my fear of flying!!
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i soooo want to put that on the 404 page for my company website... might loose my job tho
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IT'S A TRAP
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This is an illustration of a Clutch Cargo cult in Papua, New Guinea.
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get these motherf*cking aboriginese of my motherf*cking plane.
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Haven't we seen enough of those shaved cat images ... Now they gotta start with gorillas?
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Air Detroit will be landing shortly...
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Forget crossdressing, this is what Klinger should have done to get discharged!
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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I hope that seat is platified :-S
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Ouch were hitting turbulance and i cant fit my nuts in these silly underpants
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that explains why that Air France flight fucked up
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Afghanistan is going well.
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free ride for everyone
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The aveverage Jamaican.
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wtf??
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AP Papua, New Guinea: Tommy Ootbu celebrates acquiring his "Type Rating" in a DeHavilland Twin Otter, along with his Flight Instructor Mike Lorenz. "Tommy is a natural born pilot" says Mike, "but we still have to work on his Instrument approaches". Ootbu has over 900 flight hours and hopes to one day work for one of the major Airlines.
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Lolz i unno i just flyin this helicopter
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Quick Mr. Copilot! Pull up on the joy-dick!
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african pilot XD
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Captain woodencock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pirates let rab some people!!!!! hou hou hou
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omg does nobody realize this guys naked? Everyone just keeps commenting on the thing that looks like a penis lol
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Behold, Kimbo Slice before weights
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Flyin' down in 'copters, and snatchin' yo people up! Hide yo kids, hide yo wife...
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JUST AS PLANNED
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that's some hot shit
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye examination portion of your pilot's licence?
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking with a special announcement as follows: OOGA GUNGA FLOOKA BUNGOO! YIP YIP ZANZIBAR!"
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hey that's me :(
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FUCK
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One Evil NIGA and the Twins went down!
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time for boarding. Don't be scared, it will be alright.
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fucking abos
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that was when the most drug addicted man on earth was left on a helicopter
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Thank you for flying Rastafaric Airlines. Have a good day.
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Are you SURE you passed the eye examination to get your pilot's licence?
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Control, we have a problem we can't get the landing gear down Well get the sexy stewardess out of the cockpit
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What nothing about a woody you guys all stupid?
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Al-Qaida airlines...
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Trust me I'm the captain. I read this in a book before
"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"