Other's Explanations
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"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"
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Don't you see? It's a cockpit.
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whitey about to be replaced on the moon
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it's all fun and games till the native with the penis-gourd takes the wheel.
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Obama's Air Force One Pilot
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Discovery Channel gave my village enough money for either dental work - or helicopter ride & strap-on: Well, ... How does it look!?
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Obama's new NASA
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A new ergonomic, wooden joystic for the fly, brings u pleasure and response!
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South Americas most trusted Airlines
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outsourced pilot
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Thankyou for fling Papua New Guinea Airlines, and YES I AM THE FUCKING CAPTAIN!
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a dream of an actual real pilot, while laced on psychedelic drugs. He is hoping to wake up soon!
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mr t has really let himself go...
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honestly, I can't explain it.....it's just that bad -.-"
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Mentos, the fresh maker
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who'd have thought flying would be soooooo much fun
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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He has a BIG smile :)
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While being camped by cap fleet in Stain. - Anyone got an insta-undock from this station?
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Sanford and Son Smoke PCP
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Damn it Jim... I'm a doctor; not a helicopter pilot with a dildo!
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Proof that man DID evolve from a monkey
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wait one min...Dad?
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Talibian terrorist is training for new 9/11
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OMG WOODCOCK
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It's a Dani (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dani_people) with a penis gourd getting the opportunity to sit in (and pose for) a helicopter. You have to fly to get in and out of Papua.
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Die whitey die! I'll stick my wooden penis in your eye!
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"OOOohh...You mean this flight stick,i though you talking about mine"
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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...and some people thought the 9/11 was a conspiracy....
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The Force is strong with him!
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Oh! you call that thing the joy stick?
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haha i will shove my penis i mean bomb up your ass
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I. Shall. Gun. You. Down.
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George Clinton's son gets soooo excited when he drives that choper.
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giggedee giggedee
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africas revenge. now we are fucked.
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canibal holocaust
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I don't care if it is two hundred miles through uncharted jungle territory. I said I'll walk.
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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the origin of vuvuzelas are discovered!
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GET BACK TO DA CHOPPA
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I don't know about explaining the image, but I sure hope they clean that seat after he's done using it.
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UP
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He's not wearing a seatbelt ! ! ! !
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Jesus take the wheel....please
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This gives new meaning to the term "Sporting Wood."
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what? I can't be a pilot? is it because I'm black?..... -no, sir I'ts because you're naked!
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and now to our traffic copter
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yeah...this is living
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ISA GAWIN TO DAH MUUUNNNN!
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Meanwhile in Jamaica...
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Who knew that Kimbo Slice was a registered pilot?!
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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cross-eyed
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You're safe with me
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I dont care what you say... That is a troll!
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Taken from Danny Glovers new film "Hard-on Air"
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I just cant do it captain, I DON'T HAVE THE POWER......thats because you are not grabbing the throttle.......my penis.......no.......don't stop
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OMG Black Heli Evoks on the loose
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is he the only one who noticed their landing on a nude beach...bonner
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LOOK BRUDDA THIS ONES GOT A WIRLESS
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Kimbo Slice. The early years.
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I had it with these muddafacka snakes on this muddafucka plane!
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Smile for the camohgoodgod!
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OMFGCRAZYNAKEDFLYINGHOBOWITHAWOODENDICKFTWRFOTFLMFAO
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GETS THE FUCKS ON DIS PLANE BITCHES
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Hello welcome to the Internet. I will be your guide
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this is what kimbo slice lookd like befor the ufc
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it is from a natgeo show
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DERP!!
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Ah, me know cockpit!
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What the audience never got to know: Indiana Jones never reached the plane in the jungle scene in "raiders of the lost ark". Instead one of the bad guys came first...
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so that's where vuvuzelas are from.....mmm nice :D
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Should have gone to specsavers
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Final episode of LOST: They finally got away from the Island!
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indian cannibals ...IN A HELECOPTER! WERE FUCKED NOW!!!
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"Start singing "Tiny Bubbles" now Don Ho !"
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BANANA. lemme take a bite
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I dunno what eet ees! BUT I F*CKIN LUV EET!!!!
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The 9/11 highjacker that never made it.
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This is a native of Waa or Wamena or Tembagapura, Irian Jaya Papua province of Indonesia, most likely sitting on a helicopter owned by Freeport McMoran. That penile covering is called koteka. Google up "koteka" images and you'll see. Koteka is a gourd.
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thank you for flying southwest airlines
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Let's hope he doesn't mess up which one is the real control stick.
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GET TO DA CHOPPPA!
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BOO CREEPY NAKED MAN FLYING A CHOPPER! HOORAY BEER!!!
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mrs i wanna return my ticket i dont trust in the pilot....
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That man is from my country, Indonesia. I believe he is one of our native tribes in Papua. That wooden-cock thing is called "koteka", the only outfit the men of Papua tribes wear. Whilst, the women wear nothing but a straw-skirt.
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Reverse exploration.
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This is Tribal leader. Lock wings in S-foil position, we are passing through their magnetic field.
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"Dont worry. Im EXTREMELY qualified..."
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kinda surprised at the lack of "cockpit" and "joystick" jokes
"der I can haz fly controlz and microphonez and maybe steer with mah woody" -
Yothu Yindi Take Flight
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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I think this is the Mr T's father...
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Yea I'll just take the next flight
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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I've never been in a helicopter. It's giving me a WOODY!
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Cheech and Chong on crack and naked
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Nkongo enjoyed his heli ride very much. VERY much!!!
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SHHH! i just farted
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A genuine affirmitive action pilot
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Well folks, we're experiencing just a little bit of turbulence. The Fasten Safety Belt sign is lit for your safety.
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Mr.T On Drugs :0
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little does he know they switched out his partner at the last second...
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Landing by wood.
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call of duty: black ops. its a chopper gunner
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"Just like to say good luck to you both, we're all counting on you"
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Ive had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
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Well at least with this guy terrorists wont fuck with us anymore
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I can't take this prick anywhere.
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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this is not going to help my fear of flying!!
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Oh no, you cant drink and drive. But no one likes a sober pilot.
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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Forget crossdressing, this is what Klinger should have done to get discharged!
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A wild Snorlax appears !
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well... the pilot was found dead in the bathroom today, but dont fear we have a highly trained crazy naked homeless guy for for a substitute
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yeah, I lost my penis during WWII, but I'm still a great helicopter pilot
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the penis gourd of the Dani people are worn all the time, even under pants,
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lol wooden condoms xD
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LET ME FLYYYYY I WANT TO FUCKING FLYYYYYYYYYYY
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Houston we HAVE a problem !
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EMERGENCY EMERGENCY!!! PLEASE FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS!!! EVERYTHING WILL BE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! (TOUCH WOOD) ;)
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It's because of the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!
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cannibal holocaust
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It's the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!!
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This is Smiling Bob. He and his boyfriend are flying high, thanks to Cialis.
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get these motherf*cking aboriginese of my motherf*cking plane.
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Haven't we seen enough of those shaved cat images ... Now they gotta start with gorillas?
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When is it more important to wear a knit cap than it is to wear pants? Well I don't have a big wiener and I haven't flown a plane, but I'm guessing that's the best time.
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is this the high mile club???
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There will be a small turbulence, please fasten your seatbelts and remain where you are, I know exactly what I'm doing, now where does this button stands for? Oh crap I left the microphone on...
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Lolz i unno i just flyin this helicopter
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I hope that seat is platified :-S
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this is why the pilots introduce themselves over the com system, not face to face
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This is an illustration of a Clutch Cargo cult in Papua, New Guinea.
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Kids dont do drugs
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IT'S A TRAP
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The gods must be crazy.
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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this is taken in papua new guinea. the traditional dress uses a gourd over the man's penis for modesty. the terrain over there is really steep a lot of the mountains are only accessible by light plane or helicopter.
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i soooo want to put that on the 404 page for my company website... might loose my job tho
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It's gonna be a different world when my people come to power...bitches!
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Air Detroit will be landing shortly...
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Behold, Kimbo Slice before weights
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Quick Mr. Copilot! Pull up on the joy-dick!
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wtf??
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rapist on a plan
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Ouch were hitting turbulance and i cant fit my nuts in these silly underpants
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Afghanistan is going well.
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free ride for everyone
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that explains why that Air France flight fucked up
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african pilot XD
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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The aveverage Jamaican.
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Control, we have a problem we can't get the landing gear down Well get the sexy stewardess out of the cockpit
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JUST AS PLANNED
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omg does nobody realize this guys naked? Everyone just keeps commenting on the thing that looks like a penis lol
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Captain woodencock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pirates let rab some people!!!!! hou hou hou
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye examination portion of your pilot's licence?
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AP Papua, New Guinea: Tommy Ootbu celebrates acquiring his "Type Rating" in a DeHavilland Twin Otter, along with his Flight Instructor Mike Lorenz. "Tommy is a natural born pilot" says Mike, "but we still have to work on his Instrument approaches". Ootbu has over 900 flight hours and hopes to one day work for one of the major Airlines.
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Thank you for flying Rastafaric Airlines. Have a good day.
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hey that's me :(
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FUCK
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that's some hot shit
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fucking abos
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Trust me I'm the captain. I read this in a book before
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Flyin' down in 'copters, and snatchin' yo people up! Hide yo kids, hide yo wife...
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One Evil NIGA and the Twins went down!
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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking with a special announcement as follows: OOGA GUNGA FLOOKA BUNGOO! YIP YIP ZANZIBAR!"
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that was when the most drug addicted man on earth was left on a helicopter
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Are you SURE you passed the eye examination to get your pilot's licence?
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time for boarding. Don't be scared, it will be alright.
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What nothing about a woody you guys all stupid?
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Al-Qaida airlines...
"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"