Other's Explanations
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"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"
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Don't you see? It's a cockpit.
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it's all fun and games till the native with the penis-gourd takes the wheel.
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whitey about to be replaced on the moon
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Obama's Air Force One Pilot
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Discovery Channel gave my village enough money for either dental work - or helicopter ride & strap-on: Well, ... How does it look!?
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outsourced pilot
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South Americas most trusted Airlines
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Mentos, the fresh maker
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Thankyou for fling Papua New Guinea Airlines, and YES I AM THE FUCKING CAPTAIN!
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A new ergonomic, wooden joystic for the fly, brings u pleasure and response!
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who'd have thought flying would be soooooo much fun
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mr t has really let himself go...
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Obama's new NASA
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a dream of an actual real pilot, while laced on psychedelic drugs. He is hoping to wake up soon!
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honestly, I can't explain it.....it's just that bad -.-"
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While being camped by cap fleet in Stain. - Anyone got an insta-undock from this station?
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OMG WOODCOCK
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Sanford and Son Smoke PCP
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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He has a BIG smile :)
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"OOOohh...You mean this flight stick,i though you talking about mine"
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Damn it Jim... I'm a doctor; not a helicopter pilot with a dildo!
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giggedee giggedee
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Proof that man DID evolve from a monkey
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It's a Dani (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dani_people) with a penis gourd getting the opportunity to sit in (and pose for) a helicopter. You have to fly to get in and out of Papua.
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wait one min...Dad?
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Die whitey die! I'll stick my wooden penis in your eye!
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Talibian terrorist is training for new 9/11
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...and some people thought the 9/11 was a conspiracy....
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haha i will shove my penis i mean bomb up your ass
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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africas revenge. now we are fucked.
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I. Shall. Gun. You. Down.
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This gives new meaning to the term "Sporting Wood."
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The Force is strong with him!
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George Clinton's son gets soooo excited when he drives that choper.
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UP
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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canibal holocaust
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GET BACK TO DA CHOPPA
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what? I can't be a pilot? is it because I'm black?..... -no, sir I'ts because you're naked!
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Oh! you call that thing the joy stick?
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Jesus take the wheel....please
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Kimbo Slice. The early years.
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Meanwhile in Jamaica...
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and now to our traffic copter
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You're safe with me
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the origin of vuvuzelas are discovered!
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yeah...this is living
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Smile for the camohgoodgod!
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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Hello welcome to the Internet. I will be your guide
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Taken from Danny Glovers new film "Hard-on Air"
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ISA GAWIN TO DAH MUUUNNNN!
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Who knew that Kimbo Slice was a registered pilot?!
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I don't know about explaining the image, but I sure hope they clean that seat after he's done using it.
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BOO CREEPY NAKED MAN FLYING A CHOPPER! HOORAY BEER!!!
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He's not wearing a seatbelt ! ! ! !
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OMG Black Heli Evoks on the loose
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I don't care if it is two hundred miles through uncharted jungle territory. I said I'll walk.
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this is what kimbo slice lookd like befor the ufc
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I had it with these muddafacka snakes on this muddafucka plane!
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I dont care what you say... That is a troll!
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DERP!!
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so that's where vuvuzelas are from.....mmm nice :D
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cross-eyed
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GETS THE FUCKS ON DIS PLANE BITCHES
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Final episode of LOST: They finally got away from the Island!
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is he the only one who noticed their landing on a nude beach...bonner
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LOOK BRUDDA THIS ONES GOT A WIRLESS
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"Start singing "Tiny Bubbles" now Don Ho !"
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I just cant do it captain, I DON'T HAVE THE POWER......thats because you are not grabbing the throttle.......my penis.......no.......don't stop
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OMFGCRAZYNAKEDFLYINGHOBOWITHAWOODENDICKFTWRFOTFLMFAO
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indian cannibals ...IN A HELECOPTER! WERE FUCKED NOW!!!
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mrs i wanna return my ticket i dont trust in the pilot....
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Must Visit Pakistan Free Classified website.You can post free classified ad with out registration on LMF and buy and sale everything through LMF. LMF provides online classified jobs , as well as newspaper Jobs http://www.lmf.com.pk
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What the audience never got to know: Indiana Jones never reached the plane in the jungle scene in "raiders of the lost ark". Instead one of the bad guys came first...
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That man is from my country, Indonesia. I believe he is one of our native tribes in Papua. That wooden-cock thing is called "koteka", the only outfit the men of Papua tribes wear. Whilst, the women wear nothing but a straw-skirt.
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I think this is the Mr T's father...
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it is from a natgeo show
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Ah, me know cockpit!
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Should have gone to specsavers
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I dunno what eet ees! BUT I F*CKIN LUV EET!!!!
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The 9/11 highjacker that never made it.
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"Dont worry. Im EXTREMELY qualified..."
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Yea I'll just take the next flight
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I've never been in a helicopter. It's giving me a WOODY!
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Let's hope he doesn't mess up which one is the real control stick.
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thank you for flying southwest airlines
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BANANA. lemme take a bite
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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This is a native of Waa or Wamena or Tembagapura, Irian Jaya Papua province of Indonesia, most likely sitting on a helicopter owned by Freeport McMoran. That penile covering is called koteka. Google up "koteka" images and you'll see. Koteka is a gourd.
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This is Tribal leader. Lock wings in S-foil position, we are passing through their magnetic field.
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GET TO DA CHOPPPA!
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Yothu Yindi Take Flight
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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little does he know they switched out his partner at the last second...
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Cheech and Chong on crack and naked
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Nkongo enjoyed his heli ride very much. VERY much!!!
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kinda surprised at the lack of "cockpit" and "joystick" jokes
"der I can haz fly controlz and microphonez and maybe steer with mah woody" -
Reverse exploration.
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SHHH! i just farted
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call of duty: black ops. its a chopper gunner
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"Just like to say good luck to you both, we're all counting on you"
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A genuine affirmitive action pilot
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this is not going to help my fear of flying!!
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Ive had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
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Landing by wood.
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A wild Snorlax appears !
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lol wooden condoms xD
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Mr.T On Drugs :0
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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EMERGENCY EMERGENCY!!! PLEASE FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS!!! EVERYTHING WILL BE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! (TOUCH WOOD) ;)
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It's because of the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!
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get these motherf*cking aboriginese of my motherf*cking plane.
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Well folks, we're experiencing just a little bit of turbulence. The Fasten Safety Belt sign is lit for your safety.
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Well at least with this guy terrorists wont fuck with us anymore
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I can't take this prick anywhere.
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cannibal holocaust
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When is it more important to wear a knit cap than it is to wear pants? Well I don't have a big wiener and I haven't flown a plane, but I'm guessing that's the best time.
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Haven't we seen enough of those shaved cat images ... Now they gotta start with gorillas?
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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Forget crossdressing, this is what Klinger should have done to get discharged!
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this is why the pilots introduce themselves over the com system, not face to face
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It's the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!!
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i soooo want to put that on the 404 page for my company website... might loose my job tho
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is this the high mile club???
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Oh no, you cant drink and drive. But no one likes a sober pilot.
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The gods must be crazy.
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Houston we HAVE a problem !
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well... the pilot was found dead in the bathroom today, but dont fear we have a highly trained crazy naked homeless guy for for a substitute
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yeah, I lost my penis during WWII, but I'm still a great helicopter pilot
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IT'S A TRAP
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I hope that seat is platified :-S
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This is Smiling Bob. He and his boyfriend are flying high, thanks to Cialis.
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the penis gourd of the Dani people are worn all the time, even under pants,
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Lolz i unno i just flyin this helicopter
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Behold, Kimbo Slice before weights
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rapist on a plan
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Air Detroit will be landing shortly...
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This is an illustration of a Clutch Cargo cult in Papua, New Guinea.
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LET ME FLYYYYY I WANT TO FUCKING FLYYYYYYYYYYY
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Quick Mr. Copilot! Pull up on the joy-dick!
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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this is taken in papua new guinea. the traditional dress uses a gourd over the man's penis for modesty. the terrain over there is really steep a lot of the mountains are only accessible by light plane or helicopter.
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There will be a small turbulence, please fasten your seatbelts and remain where you are, I know exactly what I'm doing, now where does this button stands for? Oh crap I left the microphone on...
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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Ouch were hitting turbulance and i cant fit my nuts in these silly underpants
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that explains why that Air France flight fucked up
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wtf??
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Kids dont do drugs
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It's gonna be a different world when my people come to power...bitches!
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye examination portion of your pilot's licence?
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The aveverage Jamaican.
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free ride for everyone
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african pilot XD
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omg does nobody realize this guys naked? Everyone just keeps commenting on the thing that looks like a penis lol
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Captain woodencock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pirates let rab some people!!!!! hou hou hou
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Control, we have a problem we can't get the landing gear down Well get the sexy stewardess out of the cockpit
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JUST AS PLANNED
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Afghanistan is going well.
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hey that's me :(
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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking with a special announcement as follows: OOGA GUNGA FLOOKA BUNGOO! YIP YIP ZANZIBAR!"
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AP Papua, New Guinea: Tommy Ootbu celebrates acquiring his "Type Rating" in a DeHavilland Twin Otter, along with his Flight Instructor Mike Lorenz. "Tommy is a natural born pilot" says Mike, "but we still have to work on his Instrument approaches". Ootbu has over 900 flight hours and hopes to one day work for one of the major Airlines.
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Trust me I'm the captain. I read this in a book before
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Thank you for flying Rastafaric Airlines. Have a good day.
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fucking abos
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One Evil NIGA and the Twins went down!
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that's some hot shit
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Flyin' down in 'copters, and snatchin' yo people up! Hide yo kids, hide yo wife...
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FUCK
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that was when the most drug addicted man on earth was left on a helicopter
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time for boarding. Don't be scared, it will be alright.
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What nothing about a woody you guys all stupid?
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Are you SURE you passed the eye examination to get your pilot's licence?
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Al-Qaida airlines...
"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"