Other's Explanations
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"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"
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Don't you see? It's a cockpit.
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whitey about to be replaced on the moon
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it's all fun and games till the native with the penis-gourd takes the wheel.
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Obama's Air Force One Pilot
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Discovery Channel gave my village enough money for either dental work - or helicopter ride & strap-on: Well, ... How does it look!?
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outsourced pilot
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Mentos, the fresh maker
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South Americas most trusted Airlines
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A new ergonomic, wooden joystic for the fly, brings u pleasure and response!
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Thankyou for fling Papua New Guinea Airlines, and YES I AM THE FUCKING CAPTAIN!
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who'd have thought flying would be soooooo much fun
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a dream of an actual real pilot, while laced on psychedelic drugs. He is hoping to wake up soon!
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mr t has really let himself go...
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giggedee giggedee
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While being camped by cap fleet in Stain. - Anyone got an insta-undock from this station?
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Obama's new NASA
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honestly, I can't explain it.....it's just that bad -.-"
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Sanford and Son Smoke PCP
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He has a BIG smile :)
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OMG WOODCOCK
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"OOOohh...You mean this flight stick,i though you talking about mine"
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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It's a Dani (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dani_people) with a penis gourd getting the opportunity to sit in (and pose for) a helicopter. You have to fly to get in and out of Papua.
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Proof that man DID evolve from a monkey
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GET BACK TO DA CHOPPA
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Talibian terrorist is training for new 9/11
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haha i will shove my penis i mean bomb up your ass
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Die whitey die! I'll stick my wooden penis in your eye!
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I. Shall. Gun. You. Down.
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wait one min...Dad?
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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Damn it Jim... I'm a doctor; not a helicopter pilot with a dildo!
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UP
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Meanwhile in Jamaica...
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Jesus take the wheel....please
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The Force is strong with him!
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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the origin of vuvuzelas are discovered!
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what? I can't be a pilot? is it because I'm black?..... -no, sir I'ts because you're naked!
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yeah...this is living
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...and some people thought the 9/11 was a conspiracy....
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is he the only one who noticed their landing on a nude beach...bonner
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canibal holocaust
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africas revenge. now we are fucked.
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You're safe with me
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Kimbo Slice. The early years.
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Who knew that Kimbo Slice was a registered pilot?!
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BOO CREEPY NAKED MAN FLYING A CHOPPER! HOORAY BEER!!!
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George Clinton's son gets soooo excited when he drives that choper.
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He's not wearing a seatbelt ! ! ! !
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I dont care what you say... That is a troll!
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This gives new meaning to the term "Sporting Wood."
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Taken from Danny Glovers new film "Hard-on Air"
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ISA GAWIN TO DAH MUUUNNNN!
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it is from a natgeo show
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Oh! you call that thing the joy stick?
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this is what kimbo slice lookd like befor the ufc
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LOOK BRUDDA THIS ONES GOT A WIRLESS
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"Start singing "Tiny Bubbles" now Don Ho !"
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and now to our traffic copter
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GETS THE FUCKS ON DIS PLANE BITCHES
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Smile for the camohgoodgod!
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Let's hope he doesn't mess up which one is the real control stick.
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I've never been in a helicopter. It's giving me a WOODY!
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cross-eyed
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Final episode of LOST: They finally got away from the Island!
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Hello welcome to the Internet. I will be your guide
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I had it with these muddafacka snakes on this muddafucka plane!
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I don't care if it is two hundred miles through uncharted jungle territory. I said I'll walk.
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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I don't know about explaining the image, but I sure hope they clean that seat after he's done using it.
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Ah, me know cockpit!
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so that's where vuvuzelas are from.....mmm nice :D
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Should have gone to specsavers
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indian cannibals ...IN A HELECOPTER! WERE FUCKED NOW!!!
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I just cant do it captain, I DON'T HAVE THE POWER......thats because you are not grabbing the throttle.......my penis.......no.......don't stop
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I dunno what eet ees! BUT I F*CKIN LUV EET!!!!
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mrs i wanna return my ticket i dont trust in the pilot....
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What the audience never got to know: Indiana Jones never reached the plane in the jungle scene in "raiders of the lost ark". Instead one of the bad guys came first...
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"Dont worry. Im EXTREMELY qualified..."
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Yea I'll just take the next flight
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DERP!!
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OMFGCRAZYNAKEDFLYINGHOBOWITHAWOODENDICKFTWRFOTFLMFAO
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The 9/11 highjacker that never made it.
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This is Tribal leader. Lock wings in S-foil position, we are passing through their magnetic field.
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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OMG Black Heli Evoks on the loose
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Well folks, we're experiencing just a little bit of turbulence. The Fasten Safety Belt sign is lit for your safety.
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thank you for flying southwest airlines
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GET TO DA CHOPPPA!
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A wild Snorlax appears !
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That man is from my country, Indonesia. I believe he is one of our native tribes in Papua. That wooden-cock thing is called "koteka", the only outfit the men of Papua tribes wear. Whilst, the women wear nothing but a straw-skirt.
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BANANA. lemme take a bite
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call of duty: black ops. its a chopper gunner
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Reverse exploration.
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I think this is the Mr T's father...
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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little does he know they switched out his partner at the last second...
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Ive had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
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"Just like to say good luck to you both, we're all counting on you"
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This is a native of Waa or Wamena or Tembagapura, Irian Jaya Papua province of Indonesia, most likely sitting on a helicopter owned by Freeport McMoran. That penile covering is called koteka. Google up "koteka" images and you'll see. Koteka is a gourd.
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Mr.T On Drugs :0
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kinda surprised at the lack of "cockpit" and "joystick" jokes
"der I can haz fly controlz and microphonez and maybe steer with mah woody" -
A genuine affirmitive action pilot
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Yothu Yindi Take Flight
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lol wooden condoms xD
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Cheech and Chong on crack and naked
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get these motherf*cking aboriginese of my motherf*cking plane.
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SHHH! i just farted
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It's because of the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!
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cannibal holocaust
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this is not going to help my fear of flying!!
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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EMERGENCY EMERGENCY!!! PLEASE FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS!!! EVERYTHING WILL BE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! (TOUCH WOOD) ;)
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This is Smiling Bob. He and his boyfriend are flying high, thanks to Cialis.
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The gods must be crazy.
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I can't take this prick anywhere.
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I hope that seat is platified :-S
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LET ME FLYYYYY I WANT TO FUCKING FLYYYYYYYYYYY
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Landing by wood.
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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Nkongo enjoyed his heli ride very much. VERY much!!!
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this is why the pilots introduce themselves over the com system, not face to face
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When is it more important to wear a knit cap than it is to wear pants? Well I don't have a big wiener and I haven't flown a plane, but I'm guessing that's the best time.
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It's the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!!
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Haven't we seen enough of those shaved cat images ... Now they gotta start with gorillas?
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Behold, Kimbo Slice before weights
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Lolz i unno i just flyin this helicopter
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IT'S A TRAP
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is this the high mile club???
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Air Detroit will be landing shortly...
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Forget crossdressing, this is what Klinger should have done to get discharged!
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the penis gourd of the Dani people are worn all the time, even under pants,
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this is taken in papua new guinea. the traditional dress uses a gourd over the man's penis for modesty. the terrain over there is really steep a lot of the mountains are only accessible by light plane or helicopter.
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There will be a small turbulence, please fasten your seatbelts and remain where you are, I know exactly what I'm doing, now where does this button stands for? Oh crap I left the microphone on...
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yeah, I lost my penis during WWII, but I'm still a great helicopter pilot
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Well at least with this guy terrorists wont fuck with us anymore
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well... the pilot was found dead in the bathroom today, but dont fear we have a highly trained crazy naked homeless guy for for a substitute
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Oh no, you cant drink and drive. But no one likes a sober pilot.
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rapist on a plan
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Quick Mr. Copilot! Pull up on the joy-dick!
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This is an illustration of a Clutch Cargo cult in Papua, New Guinea.
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i soooo want to put that on the 404 page for my company website... might loose my job tho
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free ride for everyone
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that explains why that Air France flight fucked up
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Houston we HAVE a problem !
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Ouch were hitting turbulance and i cant fit my nuts in these silly underpants
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Kids dont do drugs
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wtf??
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hey that's me :(
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye examination portion of your pilot's licence?
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The aveverage Jamaican.
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking with a special announcement as follows: OOGA GUNGA FLOOKA BUNGOO! YIP YIP ZANZIBAR!"
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Control, we have a problem we can't get the landing gear down Well get the sexy stewardess out of the cockpit
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JUST AS PLANNED
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Afghanistan is going well.
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It's gonna be a different world when my people come to power...bitches!
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AP Papua, New Guinea: Tommy Ootbu celebrates acquiring his "Type Rating" in a DeHavilland Twin Otter, along with his Flight Instructor Mike Lorenz. "Tommy is a natural born pilot" says Mike, "but we still have to work on his Instrument approaches". Ootbu has over 900 flight hours and hopes to one day work for one of the major Airlines.
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omg does nobody realize this guys naked? Everyone just keeps commenting on the thing that looks like a penis lol
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african pilot XD
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Thank you for flying Rastafaric Airlines. Have a good day.
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Captain woodencock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pirates let rab some people!!!!! hou hou hou
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Trust me I'm the captain. I read this in a book before
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that's some hot shit
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One Evil NIGA and the Twins went down!
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FUCK
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fucking abos
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Flyin' down in 'copters, and snatchin' yo people up! Hide yo kids, hide yo wife...
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What nothing about a woody you guys all stupid?
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time for boarding. Don't be scared, it will be alright.
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that was when the most drug addicted man on earth was left on a helicopter
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Are you SURE you passed the eye examination to get your pilot's licence?
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Al-Qaida airlines...
"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"