Other's Explanations
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"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"
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Don't you see? It's a cockpit.
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whitey about to be replaced on the moon
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it's all fun and games till the native with the penis-gourd takes the wheel.
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Obama's Air Force One Pilot
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Discovery Channel gave my village enough money for either dental work - or helicopter ride & strap-on: Well, ... How does it look!?
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outsourced pilot
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A new ergonomic, wooden joystic for the fly, brings u pleasure and response!
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South Americas most trusted Airlines
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a dream of an actual real pilot, while laced on psychedelic drugs. He is hoping to wake up soon!
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Mentos, the fresh maker
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OMG WOODCOCK
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Thankyou for fling Papua New Guinea Airlines, and YES I AM THE FUCKING CAPTAIN!
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Proof that man DID evolve from a monkey
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who'd have thought flying would be soooooo much fun
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Obama's new NASA
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It's a Dani (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dani_people) with a penis gourd getting the opportunity to sit in (and pose for) a helicopter. You have to fly to get in and out of Papua.
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While being camped by cap fleet in Stain. - Anyone got an insta-undock from this station?
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mr t has really let himself go...
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giggedee giggedee
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honestly, I can't explain it.....it's just that bad -.-"
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GET BACK TO DA CHOPPA
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UP
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Smile for the camohgoodgod!
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yeah...this is living
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He has a BIG smile :)
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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Damn it Jim... I'm a doctor; not a helicopter pilot with a dildo!
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Let's hope he doesn't mess up which one is the real control stick.
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what? I can't be a pilot? is it because I'm black?..... -no, sir I'ts because you're naked!
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haha i will shove my penis i mean bomb up your ass
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Sanford and Son Smoke PCP
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"OOOohh...You mean this flight stick,i though you talking about mine"
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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BOO CREEPY NAKED MAN FLYING A CHOPPER! HOORAY BEER!!!
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I dont care what you say... That is a troll!
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the origin of vuvuzelas are discovered!
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George Clinton's son gets soooo excited when he drives that choper.
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africas revenge. now we are fucked.
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wait one min...Dad?
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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cannibal holocaust
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I. Shall. Gun. You. Down.
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I don't know about explaining the image, but I sure hope they clean that seat after he's done using it.
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Ah, me know cockpit!
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Who knew that Kimbo Slice was a registered pilot?!
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it is from a natgeo show
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Talibian terrorist is training for new 9/11
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Jesus take the wheel....please
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Hello welcome to the Internet. I will be your guide
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indian cannibals ...IN A HELECOPTER! WERE FUCKED NOW!!!
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Die whitey die! I'll stick my wooden penis in your eye!
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...and some people thought the 9/11 was a conspiracy....
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I dunno what eet ees! BUT I F*CKIN LUV EET!!!!
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thank you for flying southwest airlines
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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I've never been in a helicopter. It's giving me a WOODY!
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is he the only one who noticed their landing on a nude beach...bonner
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call of duty: black ops. its a chopper gunner
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A wild Snorlax appears !
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ISA GAWIN TO DAH MUUUNNNN!
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Kimbo Slice. The early years.
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This gives new meaning to the term "Sporting Wood."
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I had it with these muddafacka snakes on this muddafucka plane!
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Meanwhile in Jamaica...
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DERP!!
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GETS THE FUCKS ON DIS PLANE BITCHES
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The gods must be crazy.
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Well folks, we're experiencing just a little bit of turbulence. The Fasten Safety Belt sign is lit for your safety.
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I don't care if it is two hundred miles through uncharted jungle territory. I said I'll walk.
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The Force is strong with him!
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Ive had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
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canibal holocaust
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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Reverse exploration.
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It's the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!!
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GET TO DA CHOPPPA!
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I hope that seat is platified :-S
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mrs i wanna return my ticket i dont trust in the pilot....
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I think this is the Mr T's father...
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so that's where vuvuzelas are from.....mmm nice :D
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The 9/11 highjacker that never made it.
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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Mr.T On Drugs :0
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cross-eyed
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Should have gone to specsavers
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You're safe with me
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"Dont worry. Im EXTREMELY qualified..."
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Oh! you call that thing the joy stick?
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It's because of the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!
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"Start singing "Tiny Bubbles" now Don Ho !"
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That man is from my country, Indonesia. I believe he is one of our native tribes in Papua. That wooden-cock thing is called "koteka", the only outfit the men of Papua tribes wear. Whilst, the women wear nothing but a straw-skirt.
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Behold, Kimbo Slice before weights
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Quick Mr. Copilot! Pull up on the joy-dick!
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OMFGCRAZYNAKEDFLYINGHOBOWITHAWOODENDICKFTWRFOTFLMFAO
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OMG Black Heli Evoks on the loose
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This is a native of Waa or Wamena or Tembagapura, Irian Jaya Papua province of Indonesia, most likely sitting on a helicopter owned by Freeport McMoran. That penile covering is called koteka. Google up "koteka" images and you'll see. Koteka is a gourd.
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What the audience never got to know: Indiana Jones never reached the plane in the jungle scene in "raiders of the lost ark". Instead one of the bad guys came first...
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EMERGENCY EMERGENCY!!! PLEASE FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS!!! EVERYTHING WILL BE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! (TOUCH WOOD) ;)
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little does he know they switched out his partner at the last second...
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Landing by wood.
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this is what kimbo slice lookd like befor the ufc
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LOOK BRUDDA THIS ONES GOT A WIRLESS
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lol wooden condoms xD
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and now to our traffic copter
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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Air Detroit will be landing shortly...
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SHHH! i just farted
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Cheech and Chong on crack and naked
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yeah, I lost my penis during WWII, but I'm still a great helicopter pilot
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get these motherf*cking aboriginese of my motherf*cking plane.
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this is taken in papua new guinea. the traditional dress uses a gourd over the man's penis for modesty. the terrain over there is really steep a lot of the mountains are only accessible by light plane or helicopter.
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When is it more important to wear a knit cap than it is to wear pants? Well I don't have a big wiener and I haven't flown a plane, but I'm guessing that's the best time.
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Yea I'll just take the next flight
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that explains why that Air France flight fucked up
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Nkongo enjoyed his heli ride very much. VERY much!!!
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He's not wearing a seatbelt ! ! ! !
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I just cant do it captain, I DON'T HAVE THE POWER......thats because you are not grabbing the throttle.......my penis.......no.......don't stop
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Lolz i unno i just flyin this helicopter
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omg does nobody realize this guys naked? Everyone just keeps commenting on the thing that looks like a penis lol
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This is Smiling Bob. He and his boyfriend are flying high, thanks to Cialis.
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"Just like to say good luck to you both, we're all counting on you"
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Taken from Danny Glovers new film "Hard-on Air"
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This is Tribal leader. Lock wings in S-foil position, we are passing through their magnetic field.
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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LET ME FLYYYYY I WANT TO FUCKING FLYYYYYYYYYYY
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this is not going to help my fear of flying!!
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IT'S A TRAP
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A genuine affirmitive action pilot
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Final episode of LOST: They finally got away from the Island!
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Yothu Yindi Take Flight
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that's some hot shit
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the penis gourd of the Dani people are worn all the time, even under pants,
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Well at least with this guy terrorists wont fuck with us anymore
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well... the pilot was found dead in the bathroom today, but dont fear we have a highly trained crazy naked homeless guy for for a substitute
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kinda surprised at the lack of "cockpit" and "joystick" jokes
"der I can haz fly controlz and microphonez and maybe steer with mah woody" -
Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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There will be a small turbulence, please fasten your seatbelts and remain where you are, I know exactly what I'm doing, now where does this button stands for? Oh crap I left the microphone on...
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Oh no, you cant drink and drive. But no one likes a sober pilot.
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FUCK
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Haven't we seen enough of those shaved cat images ... Now they gotta start with gorillas?
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this is why the pilots introduce themselves over the com system, not face to face
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye examination portion of your pilot's licence?
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wtf??
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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking with a special announcement as follows: OOGA GUNGA FLOOKA BUNGOO! YIP YIP ZANZIBAR!"
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I can't take this prick anywhere.
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time for boarding. Don't be scared, it will be alright.
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This is an illustration of a Clutch Cargo cult in Papua, New Guinea.
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african pilot XD
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JUST AS PLANNED
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is this the high mile club???
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Flyin' down in 'copters, and snatchin' yo people up! Hide yo kids, hide yo wife...
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Captain woodencock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pirates let rab some people!!!!! hou hou hou
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free ride for everyone
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BANANA. lemme take a bite
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Kids dont do drugs
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i soooo want to put that on the 404 page for my company website... might loose my job tho
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Ouch were hitting turbulance and i cant fit my nuts in these silly underpants
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Forget crossdressing, this is what Klinger should have done to get discharged!
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Houston we HAVE a problem !
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Afghanistan is going well.
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rapist on a plan
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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It's gonna be a different world when my people come to power...bitches!
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AP Papua, New Guinea: Tommy Ootbu celebrates acquiring his "Type Rating" in a DeHavilland Twin Otter, along with his Flight Instructor Mike Lorenz. "Tommy is a natural born pilot" says Mike, "but we still have to work on his Instrument approaches". Ootbu has over 900 flight hours and hopes to one day work for one of the major Airlines.
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What nothing about a woody you guys all stupid?
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The aveverage Jamaican.
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Are you SURE you passed the eye examination to get your pilot's licence?
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Control, we have a problem we can't get the landing gear down Well get the sexy stewardess out of the cockpit
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Thank you for flying Rastafaric Airlines. Have a good day.
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Trust me I'm the captain. I read this in a book before
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hey that's me :(
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fucking abos
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that was when the most drug addicted man on earth was left on a helicopter
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One Evil NIGA and the Twins went down!
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Al-Qaida airlines...
"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"