Other's Explanations
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"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"
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Don't you see? It's a cockpit.
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whitey about to be replaced on the moon
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Obama's Air Force One Pilot
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it's all fun and games till the native with the penis-gourd takes the wheel.
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outsourced pilot
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Discovery Channel gave my village enough money for either dental work - or helicopter ride & strap-on: Well, ... How does it look!?
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A new ergonomic, wooden joystic for the fly, brings u pleasure and response!
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South Americas most trusted Airlines
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OMG WOODCOCK
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A wild Snorlax appears !
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Mentos, the fresh maker
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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The 9/11 highjacker that never made it.
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Obama's new NASA
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lol wooden condoms xD
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It's a Dani (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dani_people) with a penis gourd getting the opportunity to sit in (and pose for) a helicopter. You have to fly to get in and out of Papua.
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is he the only one who noticed their landing on a nude beach...bonner
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indian cannibals ...IN A HELECOPTER! WERE FUCKED NOW!!!
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While being camped by cap fleet in Stain. - Anyone got an insta-undock from this station?
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who'd have thought flying would be soooooo much fun
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I had it with these muddafacka snakes on this muddafucka plane!
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Damn it Jim... I'm a doctor; not a helicopter pilot with a dildo!
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I can't take this prick anywhere.
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Smile for the camohgoodgod!
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The gods must be crazy.
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wtf??
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UP
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africas revenge. now we are fucked.
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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He's not wearing a seatbelt ! ! ! !
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the origin of vuvuzelas are discovered!
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There will be a small turbulence, please fasten your seatbelts and remain where you are, I know exactly what I'm doing, now where does this button stands for? Oh crap I left the microphone on...
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time for boarding. Don't be scared, it will be alright.
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SHHH! i just farted
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giggedee giggedee
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye examination portion of your pilot's licence?
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Trust me I'm the captain. I read this in a book before
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ISA GAWIN TO DAH MUUUNNNN!
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yeah...this is living
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When is it more important to wear a knit cap than it is to wear pants? Well I don't have a big wiener and I haven't flown a plane, but I'm guessing that's the best time.
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Behold, Kimbo Slice before weights
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Cheech and Chong on crack and naked
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Haven't we seen enough of those shaved cat images ... Now they gotta start with gorillas?
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LOOK BRUDDA THIS ONES GOT A WIRLESS
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George Clinton's son gets soooo excited when he drives that choper.
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mr t has really let himself go...
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that's some hot shit
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call of duty: black ops. its a chopper gunner
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Sanford and Son Smoke PCP
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LET ME FLYYYYY I WANT TO FUCKING FLYYYYYYYYYYY
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canibal holocaust
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get these motherf*cking aboriginese of my motherf*cking plane.
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thank you for flying southwest airlines
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Kimbo Slice. The early years.
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Thankyou for fling Papua New Guinea Airlines, and YES I AM THE FUCKING CAPTAIN!
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Well at least with this guy terrorists wont fuck with us anymore
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haha i will shove my penis i mean bomb up your ass
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Well folks, we're experiencing just a little bit of turbulence. The Fasten Safety Belt sign is lit for your safety.
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Taken from Danny Glovers new film "Hard-on Air"
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I. Shall. Gun. You. Down.
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You're safe with me
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Quick Mr. Copilot! Pull up on the joy-dick!
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a dream of an actual real pilot, while laced on psychedelic drugs. He is hoping to wake up soon!
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the penis gourd of the Dani people are worn all the time, even under pants,
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Reverse exploration.
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honestly, I can't explain it.....it's just that bad -.-"
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This is Tribal leader. Lock wings in S-foil position, we are passing through their magnetic field.
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Meanwhile in Jamaica...
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wait one min...Dad?
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"OOOohh...You mean this flight stick,i though you talking about mine"
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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"Just like to say good luck to you both, we're all counting on you"
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Mr.T On Drugs :0
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I don't care if it is two hundred miles through uncharted jungle territory. I said I'll walk.
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fucking abos
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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Forget crossdressing, this is what Klinger should have done to get discharged!
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Who knew that Kimbo Slice was a registered pilot?!
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this is taken in papua new guinea. the traditional dress uses a gourd over the man's penis for modesty. the terrain over there is really steep a lot of the mountains are only accessible by light plane or helicopter.
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He has a BIG smile :)
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It's gonna be a different world when my people come to power...bitches!
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well... the pilot was found dead in the bathroom today, but dont fear we have a highly trained crazy naked homeless guy for for a substitute
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Yea I'll just take the next flight
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A genuine affirmitive action pilot
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mrs i wanna return my ticket i dont trust in the pilot....
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hey that's me :(
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Proof that man DID evolve from a monkey
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"Dont worry. Im EXTREMELY qualified..."
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free ride for everyone
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This gives new meaning to the term "Sporting Wood."
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I just cant do it captain, I DON'T HAVE THE POWER......thats because you are not grabbing the throttle.......my penis.......no.......don't stop
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GET BACK TO DA CHOPPA
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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking with a special announcement as follows: OOGA GUNGA FLOOKA BUNGOO! YIP YIP ZANZIBAR!"
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Houston we HAVE a problem !
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Let's hope he doesn't mess up which one is the real control stick.
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what? I can't be a pilot? is it because I'm black?..... -no, sir I'ts because you're naked!
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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That man is from my country, Indonesia. I believe he is one of our native tribes in Papua. That wooden-cock thing is called "koteka", the only outfit the men of Papua tribes wear. Whilst, the women wear nothing but a straw-skirt.
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I think this is the Mr T's father...
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Ouch were hitting turbulance and i cant fit my nuts in these silly underpants
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BOO CREEPY NAKED MAN FLYING A CHOPPER! HOORAY BEER!!!
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this is why the pilots introduce themselves over the com system, not face to face
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This is Smiling Bob. He and his boyfriend are flying high, thanks to Cialis.
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I dont care what you say... That is a troll!
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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BANANA. lemme take a bite
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I dunno what eet ees! BUT I F*CKIN LUV EET!!!!
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Thank you for flying Rastafaric Airlines. Have a good day.
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cannibal holocaust
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AP Papua, New Guinea: Tommy Ootbu celebrates acquiring his "Type Rating" in a DeHavilland Twin Otter, along with his Flight Instructor Mike Lorenz. "Tommy is a natural born pilot" says Mike, "but we still have to work on his Instrument approaches". Ootbu has over 900 flight hours and hopes to one day work for one of the major Airlines.
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It's the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!!
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EMERGENCY EMERGENCY!!! PLEASE FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS!!! EVERYTHING WILL BE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! (TOUCH WOOD) ;)
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Affirmative Action hits the airlines.
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DERP!!
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Are you SURE you passed the eye examination to get your pilot's licence?
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Final episode of LOST: They finally got away from the Island!
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The aveverage Jamaican.
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GET TO DA CHOPPPA!
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Oh! you call that thing the joy stick?
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I don't know about explaining the image, but I sure hope they clean that seat after he's done using it.
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This is an illustration of a Clutch Cargo cult in Papua, New Guinea.
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Die whitey die! I'll stick my wooden penis in your eye!
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What the audience never got to know: Indiana Jones never reached the plane in the jungle scene in "raiders of the lost ark". Instead one of the bad guys came first...
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Yothu Yindi Take Flight
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Captain woodencock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pirates let rab some people!!!!! hou hou hou
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Talibian terrorist is training for new 9/11
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Nkongo enjoyed his heli ride very much. VERY much!!!
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This is a native of Waa or Wamena or Tembagapura, Irian Jaya Papua province of Indonesia, most likely sitting on a helicopter owned by Freeport McMoran. That penile covering is called koteka. Google up "koteka" images and you'll see. Koteka is a gourd.
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kinda surprised at the lack of "cockpit" and "joystick" jokes
"der I can haz fly controlz and microphonez and maybe steer with mah woody" -
this is what kimbo slice lookd like befor the ufc
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it is from a natgeo show
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Lolz i unno i just flyin this helicopter
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JUST AS PLANNED
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Landing by wood.
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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african pilot XD
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and now to our traffic copter
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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who cares what he's doing! why does he have three nostrils?
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little does he know they switched out his partner at the last second...
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Ah, me know cockpit!
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OMG Black Heli Evoks on the loose
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It's because of the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!
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Hello welcome to the Internet. I will be your guide
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this is not going to help my fear of flying!!
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Afghanistan is going well.
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...and some people thought the 9/11 was a conspiracy....
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Should have gone to specsavers
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i soooo want to put that on the 404 page for my company website... might loose my job tho
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Ive had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
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Air Detroit will be landing shortly...
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that was when the most drug addicted man on earth was left on a helicopter
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Jesus take the wheel....please
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Kids dont do drugs
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I hope that seat is platified :-S
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FUCK
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"Start singing "Tiny Bubbles" now Don Ho !"
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so that's where vuvuzelas are from.....mmm nice :D
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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Al-Qaida airlines...
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I've never been in a helicopter. It's giving me a WOODY!
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Oh no, you cant drink and drive. But no one likes a sober pilot.
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omg does nobody realize this guys naked? Everyone just keeps commenting on the thing that looks like a penis lol
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One Evil NIGA and the Twins went down!
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IT'S A TRAP
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that explains why that Air France flight fucked up
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There's someone on the plane! Some. Thing! -Skare
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yeah, I lost my penis during WWII, but I'm still a great helicopter pilot
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is this the high mile club???
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The Force is strong with him!
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cross-eyed
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GETS THE FUCKS ON DIS PLANE BITCHES
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rapist on a plan
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What nothing about a woody you guys all stupid?
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Chief of a newly discovered tribe back from demonstrating his ability to fly the big metal bird. An ability passed down in his genes from his knuckle dragging ancestors who frolicked with the gods that came down in metal birds, long, long ago
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OMFGCRAZYNAKEDFLYINGHOBOWITHAWOODENDICKFTWRFOTFLMFAO
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Flyin' down in 'copters, and snatchin' yo people up! Hide yo kids, hide yo wife...
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The REAL B.A Baracus and Face...
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Control, we have a problem we can't get the landing gear down Well get the sexy stewardess out of the cockpit
"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"