Other's Explanations
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"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"
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Don't you see? It's a cockpit.
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whitey about to be replaced on the moon
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Obama's Air Force One Pilot
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it's all fun and games till the native with the penis-gourd takes the wheel.
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outsourced pilot
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Discovery Channel gave my village enough money for either dental work - or helicopter ride & strap-on: Well, ... How does it look!?
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A new ergonomic, wooden joystic for the fly, brings u pleasure and response!
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South Americas most trusted Airlines
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OMG WOODCOCK
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Mentos, the fresh maker
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A wild Snorlax appears !
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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Obama's new NASA
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The 9/11 highjacker that never made it.
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It's a Dani (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dani_people) with a penis gourd getting the opportunity to sit in (and pose for) a helicopter. You have to fly to get in and out of Papua.
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is he the only one who noticed their landing on a nude beach...bonner
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indian cannibals ...IN A HELECOPTER! WERE FUCKED NOW!!!
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While being camped by cap fleet in Stain. - Anyone got an insta-undock from this station?
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lol wooden condoms xD
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I can't take this prick anywhere.
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who'd have thought flying would be soooooo much fun
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Smile for the camohgoodgod!
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The gods must be crazy.
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Damn it Jim... I'm a doctor; not a helicopter pilot with a dildo!
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UP
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I had it with these muddafacka snakes on this muddafucka plane!
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wtf??
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africas revenge. now we are fucked.
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He's not wearing a seatbelt ! ! ! !
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There will be a small turbulence, please fasten your seatbelts and remain where you are, I know exactly what I'm doing, now where does this button stands for? Oh crap I left the microphone on...
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the origin of vuvuzelas are discovered!
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SHHH! i just farted
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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time for boarding. Don't be scared, it will be alright.
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yeah...this is living
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LOOK BRUDDA THIS ONES GOT A WIRLESS
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye examination portion of your pilot's licence?
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Trust me I'm the captain. I read this in a book before
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Behold, Kimbo Slice before weights
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ISA GAWIN TO DAH MUUUNNNN!
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Cheech and Chong on crack and naked
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Haven't we seen enough of those shaved cat images ... Now they gotta start with gorillas?
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George Clinton's son gets soooo excited when he drives that choper.
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giggedee giggedee
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When is it more important to wear a knit cap than it is to wear pants? Well I don't have a big wiener and I haven't flown a plane, but I'm guessing that's the best time.
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mr t has really let himself go...
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that's some hot shit
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a dream of an actual real pilot, while laced on psychedelic drugs. He is hoping to wake up soon!
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Sanford and Son Smoke PCP
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LET ME FLYYYYY I WANT TO FUCKING FLYYYYYYYYYYY
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get these motherf*cking aboriginese of my motherf*cking plane.
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canibal holocaust
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haha i will shove my penis i mean bomb up your ass
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I. Shall. Gun. You. Down.
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Kimbo Slice. The early years.
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Quick Mr. Copilot! Pull up on the joy-dick!
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call of duty: black ops. its a chopper gunner
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the penis gourd of the Dani people are worn all the time, even under pants,
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Well folks, we're experiencing just a little bit of turbulence. The Fasten Safety Belt sign is lit for your safety.
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Taken from Danny Glovers new film "Hard-on Air"
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This is Tribal leader. Lock wings in S-foil position, we are passing through their magnetic field.
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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Meanwhile in Jamaica...
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Thankyou for fling Papua New Guinea Airlines, and YES I AM THE FUCKING CAPTAIN!
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Well at least with this guy terrorists wont fuck with us anymore
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honestly, I can't explain it.....it's just that bad -.-"
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thank you for flying southwest airlines
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You're safe with me
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wait one min...Dad?
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Reverse exploration.
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"OOOohh...You mean this flight stick,i though you talking about mine"
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Mr.T On Drugs :0
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fucking abos
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"Just like to say good luck to you both, we're all counting on you"
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this is taken in papua new guinea. the traditional dress uses a gourd over the man's penis for modesty. the terrain over there is really steep a lot of the mountains are only accessible by light plane or helicopter.
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I don't care if it is two hundred miles through uncharted jungle territory. I said I'll walk.
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Must Visit Pakistan Free Classified website.You can post free classified ad with out registration on LMF and buy and sale everything through LMF. LMF provides online classified jobs , as well as newspaper Jobs http://www.lmf.com.pk
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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Who knew that Kimbo Slice was a registered pilot?!
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Forget crossdressing, this is what Klinger should have done to get discharged!
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mrs i wanna return my ticket i dont trust in the pilot....
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hey that's me :(
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Houston we HAVE a problem !
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free ride for everyone
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A genuine affirmitive action pilot
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GET BACK TO DA CHOPPA
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He has a BIG smile :)
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"Dont worry. Im EXTREMELY qualified..."
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I think this is the Mr T's father...
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I just cant do it captain, I DON'T HAVE THE POWER......thats because you are not grabbing the throttle.......my penis.......no.......don't stop
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Yea I'll just take the next flight
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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking with a special announcement as follows: OOGA GUNGA FLOOKA BUNGOO! YIP YIP ZANZIBAR!"
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Proof that man DID evolve from a monkey
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Let's hope he doesn't mess up which one is the real control stick.
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This gives new meaning to the term "Sporting Wood."
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well... the pilot was found dead in the bathroom today, but dont fear we have a highly trained crazy naked homeless guy for for a substitute
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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It's gonna be a different world when my people come to power...bitches!
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I dunno what eet ees! BUT I F*CKIN LUV EET!!!!
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what? I can't be a pilot? is it because I'm black?..... -no, sir I'ts because you're naked!
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BOO CREEPY NAKED MAN FLYING A CHOPPER! HOORAY BEER!!!
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this is why the pilots introduce themselves over the com system, not face to face
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That man is from my country, Indonesia. I believe he is one of our native tribes in Papua. That wooden-cock thing is called "koteka", the only outfit the men of Papua tribes wear. Whilst, the women wear nothing but a straw-skirt.
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This is Smiling Bob. He and his boyfriend are flying high, thanks to Cialis.
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Ouch were hitting turbulance and i cant fit my nuts in these silly underpants
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Final episode of LOST: They finally got away from the Island!
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Affirmative Action hits the airlines.
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BANANA. lemme take a bite
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The aveverage Jamaican.
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GET TO DA CHOPPPA!
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Yothu Yindi Take Flight
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DERP!!
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Oh! you call that thing the joy stick?
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I don't know about explaining the image, but I sure hope they clean that seat after he's done using it.
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Nkongo enjoyed his heli ride very much. VERY much!!!
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cannibal holocaust
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AP Papua, New Guinea: Tommy Ootbu celebrates acquiring his "Type Rating" in a DeHavilland Twin Otter, along with his Flight Instructor Mike Lorenz. "Tommy is a natural born pilot" says Mike, "but we still have to work on his Instrument approaches". Ootbu has over 900 flight hours and hopes to one day work for one of the major Airlines.
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It's the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!!
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I dont care what you say... That is a troll!
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EMERGENCY EMERGENCY!!! PLEASE FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS!!! EVERYTHING WILL BE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! (TOUCH WOOD) ;)
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kinda surprised at the lack of "cockpit" and "joystick" jokes
"der I can haz fly controlz and microphonez and maybe steer with mah woody" -
Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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Talibian terrorist is training for new 9/11
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Thank you for flying Rastafaric Airlines. Have a good day.
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Are you SURE you passed the eye examination to get your pilot's licence?
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This is an illustration of a Clutch Cargo cult in Papua, New Guinea.
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Die whitey die! I'll stick my wooden penis in your eye!
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this is what kimbo slice lookd like befor the ufc
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Lolz i unno i just flyin this helicopter
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Captain woodencock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pirates let rab some people!!!!! hou hou hou
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Landing by wood.
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This is a native of Waa or Wamena or Tembagapura, Irian Jaya Papua province of Indonesia, most likely sitting on a helicopter owned by Freeport McMoran. That penile covering is called koteka. Google up "koteka" images and you'll see. Koteka is a gourd.
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it is from a natgeo show
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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What the audience never got to know: Indiana Jones never reached the plane in the jungle scene in "raiders of the lost ark". Instead one of the bad guys came first...
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JUST AS PLANNED
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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african pilot XD
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Hello welcome to the Internet. I will be your guide
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Ah, me know cockpit!
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Should have gone to specsavers
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It's because of the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!
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who cares what he's doing! why does he have three nostrils?
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and now to our traffic copter
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little does he know they switched out his partner at the last second...
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Jesus take the wheel....please
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Afghanistan is going well.
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...and some people thought the 9/11 was a conspiracy....
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Kids dont do drugs
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OMG Black Heli Evoks on the loose
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this is not going to help my fear of flying!!
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i soooo want to put that on the 404 page for my company website... might loose my job tho
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Ive had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
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that was when the most drug addicted man on earth was left on a helicopter
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Al-Qaida airlines...
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Air Detroit will be landing shortly...
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I've never been in a helicopter. It's giving me a WOODY!
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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I hope that seat is platified :-S
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FUCK
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so that's where vuvuzelas are from.....mmm nice :D
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IT'S A TRAP
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"Start singing "Tiny Bubbles" now Don Ho !"
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Oh no, you cant drink and drive. But no one likes a sober pilot.
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omg does nobody realize this guys naked? Everyone just keeps commenting on the thing that looks like a penis lol
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GETS THE FUCKS ON DIS PLANE BITCHES
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There's someone on the plane! Some. Thing! -Skare
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yeah, I lost my penis during WWII, but I'm still a great helicopter pilot
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One Evil NIGA and the Twins went down!
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is this the high mile club???
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cross-eyed
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that explains why that Air France flight fucked up
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The Force is strong with him!
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rapist on a plan
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OMFGCRAZYNAKEDFLYINGHOBOWITHAWOODENDICKFTWRFOTFLMFAO
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What nothing about a woody you guys all stupid?
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Chief of a newly discovered tribe back from demonstrating his ability to fly the big metal bird. An ability passed down in his genes from his knuckle dragging ancestors who frolicked with the gods that came down in metal birds, long, long ago
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Flyin' down in 'copters, and snatchin' yo people up! Hide yo kids, hide yo wife...
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The REAL B.A Baracus and Face...
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Control, we have a problem we can't get the landing gear down Well get the sexy stewardess out of the cockpit
"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"