Other's Explanations
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"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"
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Don't you see? It's a cockpit.
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whitey about to be replaced on the moon
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Obama's Air Force One Pilot
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it's all fun and games till the native with the penis-gourd takes the wheel.
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outsourced pilot
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Discovery Channel gave my village enough money for either dental work - or helicopter ride & strap-on: Well, ... How does it look!?
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A new ergonomic, wooden joystic for the fly, brings u pleasure and response!
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OMG WOODCOCK
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South Americas most trusted Airlines
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I had it with these muddafacka snakes on this muddafucka plane!
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It's a Dani (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dani_people) with a penis gourd getting the opportunity to sit in (and pose for) a helicopter. You have to fly to get in and out of Papua.
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lol wooden condoms xD
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There will be a small turbulence, please fasten your seatbelts and remain where you are, I know exactly what I'm doing, now where does this button stands for? Oh crap I left the microphone on...
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Kimbo Slice. The early years.
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A wild Snorlax appears !
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Cheech and Chong on crack and naked
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Obama's new NASA
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I can't take this prick anywhere.
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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The gods must be crazy.
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LET ME FLYYYYY I WANT TO FUCKING FLYYYYYYYYYYY
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Mentos, the fresh maker
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is he the only one who noticed their landing on a nude beach...bonner
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who'd have thought flying would be soooooo much fun
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mr t has really let himself go...
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye examination portion of your pilot's licence?
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Smile for the camohgoodgod!
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Damn it Jim... I'm a doctor; not a helicopter pilot with a dildo!
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Haven't we seen enough of those shaved cat images ... Now they gotta start with gorillas?
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wtf??
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"OOOohh...You mean this flight stick,i though you talking about mine"
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While being camped by cap fleet in Stain. - Anyone got an insta-undock from this station?
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He's not wearing a seatbelt ! ! ! !
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africas revenge. now we are fucked.
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get these motherf*cking aboriginese of my motherf*cking plane.
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that's some hot shit
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SHHH! i just farted
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The 9/11 highjacker that never made it.
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haha i will shove my penis i mean bomb up your ass
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DERP!!
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You're safe with me
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He has a BIG smile :)
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indian cannibals ...IN A HELECOPTER! WERE FUCKED NOW!!!
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking with a special announcement as follows: OOGA GUNGA FLOOKA BUNGOO! YIP YIP ZANZIBAR!"
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time for boarding. Don't be scared, it will be alright.
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thank you for flying southwest airlines
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When is it more important to wear a knit cap than it is to wear pants? Well I don't have a big wiener and I haven't flown a plane, but I'm guessing that's the best time.
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George Clinton's son gets soooo excited when he drives that choper.
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I don't care if it is two hundred miles through uncharted jungle territory. I said I'll walk.
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Sanford and Son Smoke PCP
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wait one min...Dad?
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"Just like to say good luck to you both, we're all counting on you"
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This is a native of Waa or Wamena or Tembagapura, Irian Jaya Papua province of Indonesia, most likely sitting on a helicopter owned by Freeport McMoran. That penile covering is called koteka. Google up "koteka" images and you'll see. Koteka is a gourd.
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Forget crossdressing, this is what Klinger should have done to get discharged!
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giggedee giggedee
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I just cant do it captain, I DON'T HAVE THE POWER......thats because you are not grabbing the throttle.......my penis.......no.......don't stop
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the penis gourd of the Dani people are worn all the time, even under pants,
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That man is from my country, Indonesia. I believe he is one of our native tribes in Papua. That wooden-cock thing is called "koteka", the only outfit the men of Papua tribes wear. Whilst, the women wear nothing but a straw-skirt.
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Mr.T On Drugs :0
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Let's hope he doesn't mess up which one is the real control stick.
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UP
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yeah...this is living
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Trust me I'm the captain. I read this in a book before
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the origin of vuvuzelas are discovered!
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LOOK BRUDDA THIS ONES GOT A WIRLESS
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This is Tribal leader. Lock wings in S-foil position, we are passing through their magnetic field.
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Well folks, we're experiencing just a little bit of turbulence. The Fasten Safety Belt sign is lit for your safety.
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Reverse exploration.
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Behold, Kimbo Slice before weights
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I. Shall. Gun. You. Down.
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Well at least with this guy terrorists wont fuck with us anymore
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This gives new meaning to the term "Sporting Wood."
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Must Visit Pakistan Free Classified website.You can post free classified ad with out registration on LMF and buy and sale everything through LMF. LMF provides online classified jobs , as well as newspaper Jobs http://www.lmf.com.pk
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Thankyou for fling Papua New Guinea Airlines, and YES I AM THE FUCKING CAPTAIN!
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ISA GAWIN TO DAH MUUUNNNN!
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i soooo want to put that on the 404 page for my company website... might loose my job tho
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cannibal holocaust
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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Meanwhile in Jamaica...
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honestly, I can't explain it.....it's just that bad -.-"
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a dream of an actual real pilot, while laced on psychedelic drugs. He is hoping to wake up soon!
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Taken from Danny Glovers new film "Hard-on Air"
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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AP Papua, New Guinea: Tommy Ootbu celebrates acquiring his "Type Rating" in a DeHavilland Twin Otter, along with his Flight Instructor Mike Lorenz. "Tommy is a natural born pilot" says Mike, "but we still have to work on his Instrument approaches". Ootbu has over 900 flight hours and hopes to one day work for one of the major Airlines.
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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and now to our traffic copter
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Yothu Yindi Take Flight
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Affirmative Action hits the airlines.
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fucking abos
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call of duty: black ops. its a chopper gunner
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canibal holocaust
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well... the pilot was found dead in the bathroom today, but dont fear we have a highly trained crazy naked homeless guy for for a substitute
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this is what kimbo slice lookd like befor the ufc
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It's the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!!
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"Dont worry. Im EXTREMELY qualified..."
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BANANA. lemme take a bite
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It's gonna be a different world when my people come to power...bitches!
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I dunno what eet ees! BUT I F*CKIN LUV EET!!!!
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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who cares what he's doing! why does he have three nostrils?
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Quick Mr. Copilot! Pull up on the joy-dick!
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Who knew that Kimbo Slice was a registered pilot?!
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african pilot XD
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mrs i wanna return my ticket i dont trust in the pilot....
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Are you SURE you passed the eye examination to get your pilot's licence?
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this is taken in papua new guinea. the traditional dress uses a gourd over the man's penis for modesty. the terrain over there is really steep a lot of the mountains are only accessible by light plane or helicopter.
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BOO CREEPY NAKED MAN FLYING A CHOPPER! HOORAY BEER!!!
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Thank you for flying Rastafaric Airlines. Have a good day.
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Die whitey die! I'll stick my wooden penis in your eye!
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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I don't know about explaining the image, but I sure hope they clean that seat after he's done using it.
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this is why the pilots introduce themselves over the com system, not face to face
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Final episode of LOST: They finally got away from the Island!
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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Ive had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
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Al-Qaida airlines...
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Yea I'll just take the next flight
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I dont care what you say... That is a troll!
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is this the high mile club???
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hey that's me :(
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Proof that man DID evolve from a monkey
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Kids dont do drugs
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What the audience never got to know: Indiana Jones never reached the plane in the jungle scene in "raiders of the lost ark". Instead one of the bad guys came first...
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The aveverage Jamaican.
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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Nkongo enjoyed his heli ride very much. VERY much!!!
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little does he know they switched out his partner at the last second...
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yeah, I lost my penis during WWII, but I'm still a great helicopter pilot
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Landing by wood.
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what? I can't be a pilot? is it because I'm black?..... -no, sir I'ts because you're naked!
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What nothing about a woody you guys all stupid?
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This is Smiling Bob. He and his boyfriend are flying high, thanks to Cialis.
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Oh no, you cant drink and drive. But no one likes a sober pilot.
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It's because of the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!
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GET BACK TO DA CHOPPA
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This is an illustration of a Clutch Cargo cult in Papua, New Guinea.
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OMG Black Heli Evoks on the loose
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Jesus take the wheel....please
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...and some people thought the 9/11 was a conspiracy....
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I've never been in a helicopter. It's giving me a WOODY!
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Oh! you call that thing the joy stick?
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Talibian terrorist is training for new 9/11
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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Hello welcome to the Internet. I will be your guide
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The Force is strong with him!
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GET TO DA CHOPPPA!
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kinda surprised at the lack of "cockpit" and "joystick" jokes
"der I can haz fly controlz and microphonez and maybe steer with mah woody" -
Air Detroit will be landing shortly...
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JUST AS PLANNED
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omg does nobody realize this guys naked? Everyone just keeps commenting on the thing that looks like a penis lol
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One Evil NIGA and the Twins went down!
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Ouch were hitting turbulance and i cant fit my nuts in these silly underpants
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free ride for everyone
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A genuine affirmitive action pilot
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Should have gone to specsavers
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this is not going to help my fear of flying!!
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that was when the most drug addicted man on earth was left on a helicopter
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I hope that seat is platified :-S
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IT'S A TRAP
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Houston we HAVE a problem !
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Ah, me know cockpit!
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I think this is the Mr T's father...
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The REAL B.A Baracus and Face...
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rapist on a plan
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it is from a natgeo show
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Captain woodencock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pirates let rab some people!!!!! hou hou hou
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"Start singing "Tiny Bubbles" now Don Ho !"
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Lolz i unno i just flyin this helicopter
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so that's where vuvuzelas are from.....mmm nice :D
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EMERGENCY EMERGENCY!!! PLEASE FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS!!! EVERYTHING WILL BE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! (TOUCH WOOD) ;)
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There's someone on the plane! Some. Thing! -Skare
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Afghanistan is going well.
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GETS THE FUCKS ON DIS PLANE BITCHES
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Chief of a newly discovered tribe back from demonstrating his ability to fly the big metal bird. An ability passed down in his genes from his knuckle dragging ancestors who frolicked with the gods that came down in metal birds, long, long ago
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OMFGCRAZYNAKEDFLYINGHOBOWITHAWOODENDICKFTWRFOTFLMFAO
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FUCK
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that explains why that Air France flight fucked up
"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"