Other's Explanations
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"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"
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Don't you see? It's a cockpit.
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whitey about to be replaced on the moon
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it's all fun and games till the native with the penis-gourd takes the wheel.
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Obama's Air Force One Pilot
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Discovery Channel gave my village enough money for either dental work - or helicopter ride & strap-on: Well, ... How does it look!?
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outsourced pilot
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A new ergonomic, wooden joystic for the fly, brings u pleasure and response!
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South Americas most trusted Airlines
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OMG WOODCOCK
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who'd have thought flying would be soooooo much fun
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Mentos, the fresh maker
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Obama's new NASA
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It's a Dani (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dani_people) with a penis gourd getting the opportunity to sit in (and pose for) a helicopter. You have to fly to get in and out of Papua.
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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a dream of an actual real pilot, while laced on psychedelic drugs. He is hoping to wake up soon!
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Damn it Jim... I'm a doctor; not a helicopter pilot with a dildo!
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UP
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yeah...this is living
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While being camped by cap fleet in Stain. - Anyone got an insta-undock from this station?
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"OOOohh...You mean this flight stick,i though you talking about mine"
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Proof that man DID evolve from a monkey
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is he the only one who noticed their landing on a nude beach...bonner
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GET BACK TO DA CHOPPA
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Thankyou for fling Papua New Guinea Airlines, and YES I AM THE FUCKING CAPTAIN!
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haha i will shove my penis i mean bomb up your ass
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lol wooden condoms xD
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Sanford and Son Smoke PCP
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Smile for the camohgoodgod!
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I dont care what you say... That is a troll!
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giggedee giggedee
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what? I can't be a pilot? is it because I'm black?..... -no, sir I'ts because you're naked!
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africas revenge. now we are fucked.
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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Let's hope he doesn't mess up which one is the real control stick.
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the origin of vuvuzelas are discovered!
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wait one min...Dad?
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cannibal holocaust
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mr t has really let himself go...
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Who knew that Kimbo Slice was a registered pilot?!
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I don't care if it is two hundred miles through uncharted jungle territory. I said I'll walk.
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He has a BIG smile :)
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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George Clinton's son gets soooo excited when he drives that choper.
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I had it with these muddafacka snakes on this muddafucka plane!
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honestly, I can't explain it.....it's just that bad -.-"
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Kimbo Slice. The early years.
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Must Visit Pakistan Free Classified website.You can post free classified ad with out registration on LMF and buy and sale everything through LMF. LMF provides online classified jobs , as well as newspaper Jobs http://www.lmf.com.pk
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it is from a natgeo show
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The gods must be crazy.
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A wild Snorlax appears !
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The 9/11 highjacker that never made it.
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It's the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!!
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DERP!!
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indian cannibals ...IN A HELECOPTER! WERE FUCKED NOW!!!
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call of duty: black ops. its a chopper gunner
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I. Shall. Gun. You. Down.
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I don't know about explaining the image, but I sure hope they clean that seat after he's done using it.
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so that's where vuvuzelas are from.....mmm nice :D
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Talibian terrorist is training for new 9/11
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Ah, me know cockpit!
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Jesus take the wheel....please
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I dunno what eet ees! BUT I F*CKIN LUV EET!!!!
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ISA GAWIN TO DAH MUUUNNNN!
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Quick Mr. Copilot! Pull up on the joy-dick!
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This gives new meaning to the term "Sporting Wood."
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Forget crossdressing, this is what Klinger should have done to get discharged!
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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this is not going to help my fear of flying!!
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Ive had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
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I've never been in a helicopter. It's giving me a WOODY!
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LOOK BRUDDA THIS ONES GOT A WIRLESS
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This is a native of Waa or Wamena or Tembagapura, Irian Jaya Papua province of Indonesia, most likely sitting on a helicopter owned by Freeport McMoran. That penile covering is called koteka. Google up "koteka" images and you'll see. Koteka is a gourd.
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye examination portion of your pilot's licence?
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"Start singing "Tiny Bubbles" now Don Ho !"
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Behold, Kimbo Slice before weights
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Meanwhile in Jamaica...
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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thank you for flying southwest airlines
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I think this is the Mr T's father...
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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BOO CREEPY NAKED MAN FLYING A CHOPPER! HOORAY BEER!!!
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...and some people thought the 9/11 was a conspiracy....
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OMFGCRAZYNAKEDFLYINGHOBOWITHAWOODENDICKFTWRFOTFLMFAO
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GETS THE FUCKS ON DIS PLANE BITCHES
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mrs i wanna return my ticket i dont trust in the pilot....
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canibal holocaust
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This is an illustration of a Clutch Cargo cult in Papua, New Guinea.
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What the audience never got to know: Indiana Jones never reached the plane in the jungle scene in "raiders of the lost ark". Instead one of the bad guys came first...
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When is it more important to wear a knit cap than it is to wear pants? Well I don't have a big wiener and I haven't flown a plane, but I'm guessing that's the best time.
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He's not wearing a seatbelt ! ! ! !
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Mr.T On Drugs :0
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You're safe with me
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Yea I'll just take the next flight
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Nkongo enjoyed his heli ride very much. VERY much!!!
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Landing by wood.
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The Force is strong with him!
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SHHH! i just farted
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"Dont worry. Im EXTREMELY qualified..."
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cross-eyed
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I hope that seat is platified :-S
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There will be a small turbulence, please fasten your seatbelts and remain where you are, I know exactly what I'm doing, now where does this button stands for? Oh crap I left the microphone on...
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"Just like to say good luck to you both, we're all counting on you"
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Die whitey die! I'll stick my wooden penis in your eye!
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get these motherf*cking aboriginese of my motherf*cking plane.
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Final episode of LOST: They finally got away from the Island!
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Should have gone to specsavers
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that explains why that Air France flight fucked up
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the penis gourd of the Dani people are worn all the time, even under pants,
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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking with a special announcement as follows: OOGA GUNGA FLOOKA BUNGOO! YIP YIP ZANZIBAR!"
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Lolz i unno i just flyin this helicopter
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omg does nobody realize this guys naked? Everyone just keeps commenting on the thing that looks like a penis lol
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It's because of the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!
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time for boarding. Don't be scared, it will be alright.
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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Cheech and Chong on crack and naked
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This is Smiling Bob. He and his boyfriend are flying high, thanks to Cialis.
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well... the pilot was found dead in the bathroom today, but dont fear we have a highly trained crazy naked homeless guy for for a substitute
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I just cant do it captain, I DON'T HAVE THE POWER......thats because you are not grabbing the throttle.......my penis.......no.......don't stop
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Yothu Yindi Take Flight
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Well folks, we're experiencing just a little bit of turbulence. The Fasten Safety Belt sign is lit for your safety.
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LET ME FLYYYYY I WANT TO FUCKING FLYYYYYYYYYYY
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It's gonna be a different world when my people come to power...bitches!
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GET TO DA CHOPPPA!
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OMG Black Heli Evoks on the loose
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Well at least with this guy terrorists wont fuck with us anymore
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That man is from my country, Indonesia. I believe he is one of our native tribes in Papua. That wooden-cock thing is called "koteka", the only outfit the men of Papua tribes wear. Whilst, the women wear nothing but a straw-skirt.
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Taken from Danny Glovers new film "Hard-on Air"
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I can't take this prick anywhere.
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EMERGENCY EMERGENCY!!! PLEASE FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS!!! EVERYTHING WILL BE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! (TOUCH WOOD) ;)
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Hello welcome to the Internet. I will be your guide
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This is Tribal leader. Lock wings in S-foil position, we are passing through their magnetic field.
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this is what kimbo slice lookd like befor the ufc
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Oh! you call that thing the joy stick?
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and now to our traffic copter
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yeah, I lost my penis during WWII, but I'm still a great helicopter pilot
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this is taken in papua new guinea. the traditional dress uses a gourd over the man's penis for modesty. the terrain over there is really steep a lot of the mountains are only accessible by light plane or helicopter.
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Reverse exploration.
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Captain woodencock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pirates let rab some people!!!!! hou hou hou
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Oh no, you cant drink and drive. But no one likes a sober pilot.
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FUCK
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Haven't we seen enough of those shaved cat images ... Now they gotta start with gorillas?
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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IT'S A TRAP
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that's some hot shit
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this is why the pilots introduce themselves over the com system, not face to face
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wtf??
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african pilot XD
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that was when the most drug addicted man on earth was left on a helicopter
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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hey that's me :(
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Kids dont do drugs
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Thank you for flying Rastafaric Airlines. Have a good day.
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is this the high mile club???
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Flyin' down in 'copters, and snatchin' yo people up! Hide yo kids, hide yo wife...
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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kinda surprised at the lack of "cockpit" and "joystick" jokes
"der I can haz fly controlz and microphonez and maybe steer with mah woody" -
Air Detroit will be landing shortly...
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rapist on a plan
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free ride for everyone
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Houston we HAVE a problem !
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A genuine affirmitive action pilot
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BANANA. lemme take a bite
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little does he know they switched out his partner at the last second...
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JUST AS PLANNED
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i soooo want to put that on the 404 page for my company website... might loose my job tho
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What nothing about a woody you guys all stupid?
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Trust me I'm the captain. I read this in a book before
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fucking abos
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The aveverage Jamaican.
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Afghanistan is going well.
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Al-Qaida airlines...
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Are you SURE you passed the eye examination to get your pilot's licence?
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AP Papua, New Guinea: Tommy Ootbu celebrates acquiring his "Type Rating" in a DeHavilland Twin Otter, along with his Flight Instructor Mike Lorenz. "Tommy is a natural born pilot" says Mike, "but we still have to work on his Instrument approaches". Ootbu has over 900 flight hours and hopes to one day work for one of the major Airlines.
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One Evil NIGA and the Twins went down!
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Ouch were hitting turbulance and i cant fit my nuts in these silly underpants
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Control, we have a problem we can't get the landing gear down Well get the sexy stewardess out of the cockpit
"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"