Other's Explanations
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"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"
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Don't you see? It's a cockpit.
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whitey about to be replaced on the moon
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Obama's Air Force One Pilot
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it's all fun and games till the native with the penis-gourd takes the wheel.
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outsourced pilot
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Discovery Channel gave my village enough money for either dental work - or helicopter ride & strap-on: Well, ... How does it look!?
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A new ergonomic, wooden joystic for the fly, brings u pleasure and response!
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OMG WOODCOCK
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Kimbo Slice. The early years.
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I had it with these muddafacka snakes on this muddafucka plane!
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Mentos, the fresh maker
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South Americas most trusted Airlines
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lol wooden condoms xD
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Cheech and Chong on crack and naked
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It's a Dani (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dani_people) with a penis gourd getting the opportunity to sit in (and pose for) a helicopter. You have to fly to get in and out of Papua.
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You're safe with me
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Obama's new NASA
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DERP!!
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wait one min...Dad?
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is he the only one who noticed their landing on a nude beach...bonner
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The 9/11 highjacker that never made it.
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Let's hope he doesn't mess up which one is the real control stick.
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mr t has really let himself go...
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I can't take this prick anywhere.
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He has a BIG smile :)
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africas revenge. now we are fucked.
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who'd have thought flying would be soooooo much fun
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LET ME FLYYYYY I WANT TO FUCKING FLYYYYYYYYYYY
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african pilot XD
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He's not wearing a seatbelt ! ! ! !
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye examination portion of your pilot's licence?
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That man is from my country, Indonesia. I believe he is one of our native tribes in Papua. That wooden-cock thing is called "koteka", the only outfit the men of Papua tribes wear. Whilst, the women wear nothing but a straw-skirt.
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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SHHH! i just farted
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giggedee giggedee
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Mr.T On Drugs :0
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Damn it Jim... I'm a doctor; not a helicopter pilot with a dildo!
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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Thankyou for fling Papua New Guinea Airlines, and YES I AM THE FUCKING CAPTAIN!
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Behold, Kimbo Slice before weights
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little does he know they switched out his partner at the last second...
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time for boarding. Don't be scared, it will be alright.
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When is it more important to wear a knit cap than it is to wear pants? Well I don't have a big wiener and I haven't flown a plane, but I'm guessing that's the best time.
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yeah...this is living
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Well at least with this guy terrorists wont fuck with us anymore
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cannibal holocaust
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This gives new meaning to the term "Sporting Wood."
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get these motherf*cking aboriginese of my motherf*cking plane.
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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and now to our traffic copter
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that's some hot shit
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While being camped by cap fleet in Stain. - Anyone got an insta-undock from this station?
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honestly, I can't explain it.....it's just that bad -.-"
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There will be a small turbulence, please fasten your seatbelts and remain where you are, I know exactly what I'm doing, now where does this button stands for? Oh crap I left the microphone on...
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Well folks, we're experiencing just a little bit of turbulence. The Fasten Safety Belt sign is lit for your safety.
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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I dunno what eet ees! BUT I F*CKIN LUV EET!!!!
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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I. Shall. Gun. You. Down.
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i soooo want to put that on the 404 page for my company website... might loose my job tho
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Thank you for flying Rastafaric Airlines. Have a good day.
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It's the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!!
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Forget crossdressing, this is what Klinger should have done to get discharged!
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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Yothu Yindi Take Flight
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The gods must be crazy.
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ISA GAWIN TO DAH MUUUNNNN!
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A wild Snorlax appears !
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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking with a special announcement as follows: OOGA GUNGA FLOOKA BUNGOO! YIP YIP ZANZIBAR!"
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OMG Black Heli Evoks on the loose
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UP
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IT'S A TRAP
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"OOOohh...You mean this flight stick,i though you talking about mine"
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Trust me I'm the captain. I read this in a book before
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Who knew that Kimbo Slice was a registered pilot?!
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LOOK BRUDDA THIS ONES GOT A WIRLESS
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Affirmative Action hits the airlines.
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canibal holocaust
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the penis gourd of the Dani people are worn all the time, even under pants,
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Reverse exploration.
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Al-Qaida airlines...
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Must Visit Pakistan Free Classified website.You can post free classified ad with out registration on LMF and buy and sale everything through LMF. LMF provides online classified jobs , as well as newspaper Jobs http://www.lmf.com.pk
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Smile for the camohgoodgod!
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Meanwhile in Jamaica...
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Taken from Danny Glovers new film "Hard-on Air"
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I just cant do it captain, I DON'T HAVE THE POWER......thats because you are not grabbing the throttle.......my penis.......no.......don't stop
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wtf??
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omg does nobody realize this guys naked? Everyone just keeps commenting on the thing that looks like a penis lol
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Quick Mr. Copilot! Pull up on the joy-dick!
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fucking abos
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haha i will shove my penis i mean bomb up your ass
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AP Papua, New Guinea: Tommy Ootbu celebrates acquiring his "Type Rating" in a DeHavilland Twin Otter, along with his Flight Instructor Mike Lorenz. "Tommy is a natural born pilot" says Mike, "but we still have to work on his Instrument approaches". Ootbu has over 900 flight hours and hopes to one day work for one of the major Airlines.
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What nothing about a woody you guys all stupid?
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It's gonna be a different world when my people come to power...bitches!
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Haven't we seen enough of those shaved cat images ... Now they gotta start with gorillas?
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BANANA. lemme take a bite
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I don't know about explaining the image, but I sure hope they clean that seat after he's done using it.
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Oh no, you cant drink and drive. But no one likes a sober pilot.
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"Just like to say good luck to you both, we're all counting on you"
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Die whitey die! I'll stick my wooden penis in your eye!
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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Sanford and Son Smoke PCP
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Hello welcome to the Internet. I will be your guide
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Ive had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
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thank you for flying southwest airlines
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George Clinton's son gets soooo excited when he drives that choper.
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I don't care if it is two hundred miles through uncharted jungle territory. I said I'll walk.
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who cares what he's doing! why does he have three nostrils?
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a dream of an actual real pilot, while laced on psychedelic drugs. He is hoping to wake up soon!
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yeah, I lost my penis during WWII, but I'm still a great helicopter pilot
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This is an illustration of a Clutch Cargo cult in Papua, New Guinea.
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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This is a native of Waa or Wamena or Tembagapura, Irian Jaya Papua province of Indonesia, most likely sitting on a helicopter owned by Freeport McMoran. That penile covering is called koteka. Google up "koteka" images and you'll see. Koteka is a gourd.
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is this the high mile club???
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"Dont worry. Im EXTREMELY qualified..."
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A genuine affirmitive action pilot
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Nkongo enjoyed his heli ride very much. VERY much!!!
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Oh! you call that thing the joy stick?
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call of duty: black ops. its a chopper gunner
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well... the pilot was found dead in the bathroom today, but dont fear we have a highly trained crazy naked homeless guy for for a substitute
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Are you SURE you passed the eye examination to get your pilot's licence?
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this is taken in papua new guinea. the traditional dress uses a gourd over the man's penis for modesty. the terrain over there is really steep a lot of the mountains are only accessible by light plane or helicopter.
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Landing by wood.
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I dont care what you say... That is a troll!
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Ouch were hitting turbulance and i cant fit my nuts in these silly underpants
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free ride for everyone
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This is Tribal leader. Lock wings in S-foil position, we are passing through their magnetic field.
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I've never been in a helicopter. It's giving me a WOODY!
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It's because of the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!
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mrs i wanna return my ticket i dont trust in the pilot....
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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indian cannibals ...IN A HELECOPTER! WERE FUCKED NOW!!!
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the origin of vuvuzelas are discovered!
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Kids dont do drugs
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BOO CREEPY NAKED MAN FLYING A CHOPPER! HOORAY BEER!!!
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I hope that seat is platified :-S
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Jesus take the wheel....please
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One Evil NIGA and the Twins went down!
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Captain woodencock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pirates let rab some people!!!!! hou hou hou
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hey that's me :(
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Air Detroit will be landing shortly...
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rapist on a plan
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this is why the pilots introduce themselves over the com system, not face to face
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what? I can't be a pilot? is it because I'm black?..... -no, sir I'ts because you're naked!
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Yea I'll just take the next flight
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The aveverage Jamaican.
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kinda surprised at the lack of "cockpit" and "joystick" jokes
"der I can haz fly controlz and microphonez and maybe steer with mah woody" -
Lolz i unno i just flyin this helicopter
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...and some people thought the 9/11 was a conspiracy....
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Should have gone to specsavers
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GET BACK TO DA CHOPPA
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it is from a natgeo show
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GET TO DA CHOPPPA!
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OMFGCRAZYNAKEDFLYINGHOBOWITHAWOODENDICKFTWRFOTFLMFAO
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The REAL B.A Baracus and Face...
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is that Kimbo?
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that explains why that Air France flight fucked up
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The Force is strong with him!
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JUST AS PLANNED
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Ah, me know cockpit!
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this is what kimbo slice lookd like befor the ufc
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Houston we HAVE a problem !
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"Start singing "Tiny Bubbles" now Don Ho !"
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so that's where vuvuzelas are from.....mmm nice :D
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Afghanistan is going well.
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GETS THE FUCKS ON DIS PLANE BITCHES
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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Final episode of LOST: They finally got away from the Island!
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What the audience never got to know: Indiana Jones never reached the plane in the jungle scene in "raiders of the lost ark". Instead one of the bad guys came first...
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EMERGENCY EMERGENCY!!! PLEASE FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS!!! EVERYTHING WILL BE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! (TOUCH WOOD) ;)
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that was when the most drug addicted man on earth was left on a helicopter
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Control, we have a problem we can't get the landing gear down Well get the sexy stewardess out of the cockpit
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This is Smiling Bob. He and his boyfriend are flying high, thanks to Cialis.
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Proof that man DID evolve from a monkey
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I'm coming in for a landing & YOU GONNA GET RAPED
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I think this is the Mr T's father...
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There's someone on the plane! Some. Thing! -Skare
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Talibian terrorist is training for new 9/11
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Chief of a newly discovered tribe back from demonstrating his ability to fly the big metal bird. An ability passed down in his genes from his knuckle dragging ancestors who frolicked with the gods that came down in metal birds, long, long ago
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Play with the bull ? You get the horn !!
Puts new meaning into the phrase "Fly United" -
this is not going to help my fear of flying!!
"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"