Other's Explanations
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"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"
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Don't you see? It's a cockpit.
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whitey about to be replaced on the moon
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Obama's Air Force One Pilot
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it's all fun and games till the native with the penis-gourd takes the wheel.
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outsourced pilot
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Discovery Channel gave my village enough money for either dental work - or helicopter ride & strap-on: Well, ... How does it look!?
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A new ergonomic, wooden joystic for the fly, brings u pleasure and response!
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South Americas most trusted Airlines
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OMG WOODCOCK
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It's a Dani (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dani_people) with a penis gourd getting the opportunity to sit in (and pose for) a helicopter. You have to fly to get in and out of Papua.
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lol wooden condoms xD
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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is he the only one who noticed their landing on a nude beach...bonner
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wtf??
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The 9/11 highjacker that never made it.
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Mentos, the fresh maker
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time for boarding. Don't be scared, it will be alright.
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Obama's new NASA
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The gods must be crazy.
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A wild Snorlax appears !
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I had it with these muddafacka snakes on this muddafucka plane!
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who'd have thought flying would be soooooo much fun
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indian cannibals ...IN A HELECOPTER! WERE FUCKED NOW!!!
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While being camped by cap fleet in Stain. - Anyone got an insta-undock from this station?
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UP
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Smile for the camohgoodgod!
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Damn it Jim... I'm a doctor; not a helicopter pilot with a dildo!
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I can't take this prick anywhere.
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He's not wearing a seatbelt ! ! ! !
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the origin of vuvuzelas are discovered!
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Kimbo Slice. The early years.
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africas revenge. now we are fucked.
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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There will be a small turbulence, please fasten your seatbelts and remain where you are, I know exactly what I'm doing, now where does this button stands for? Oh crap I left the microphone on...
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When is it more important to wear a knit cap than it is to wear pants? Well I don't have a big wiener and I haven't flown a plane, but I'm guessing that's the best time.
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye examination portion of your pilot's licence?
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George Clinton's son gets soooo excited when he drives that choper.
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Trust me I'm the captain. I read this in a book before
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Behold, Kimbo Slice before weights
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Haven't we seen enough of those shaved cat images ... Now they gotta start with gorillas?
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Cheech and Chong on crack and naked
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SHHH! i just farted
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giggedee giggedee
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Mr.T On Drugs :0
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thank you for flying southwest airlines
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yeah...this is living
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mr t has really let himself go...
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LET ME FLYYYYY I WANT TO FUCKING FLYYYYYYYYYYY
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that's some hot shit
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ISA GAWIN TO DAH MUUUNNNN!
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get these motherf*cking aboriginese of my motherf*cking plane.
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LOOK BRUDDA THIS ONES GOT A WIRLESS
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Sanford and Son Smoke PCP
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canibal holocaust
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Well at least with this guy terrorists wont fuck with us anymore
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This gives new meaning to the term "Sporting Wood."
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Must Visit Pakistan Free Classified website.You can post free classified ad with out registration on LMF and buy and sale everything through LMF. LMF provides online classified jobs , as well as newspaper Jobs http://www.lmf.com.pk
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Meanwhile in Jamaica...
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a dream of an actual real pilot, while laced on psychedelic drugs. He is hoping to wake up soon!
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haha i will shove my penis i mean bomb up your ass
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Reverse exploration.
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You're safe with me
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"OOOohh...You mean this flight stick,i though you talking about mine"
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He has a BIG smile :)
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Quick Mr. Copilot! Pull up on the joy-dick!
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Thankyou for fling Papua New Guinea Airlines, and YES I AM THE FUCKING CAPTAIN!
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Taken from Danny Glovers new film "Hard-on Air"
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call of duty: black ops. its a chopper gunner
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the penis gourd of the Dani people are worn all the time, even under pants,
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Let's hope he doesn't mess up which one is the real control stick.
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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honestly, I can't explain it.....it's just that bad -.-"
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This is Tribal leader. Lock wings in S-foil position, we are passing through their magnetic field.
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"Just like to say good luck to you both, we're all counting on you"
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Thank you for flying Rastafaric Airlines. Have a good day.
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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Well folks, we're experiencing just a little bit of turbulence. The Fasten Safety Belt sign is lit for your safety.
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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wait one min...Dad?
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I. Shall. Gun. You. Down.
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fucking abos
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this is why the pilots introduce themselves over the com system, not face to face
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this is taken in papua new guinea. the traditional dress uses a gourd over the man's penis for modesty. the terrain over there is really steep a lot of the mountains are only accessible by light plane or helicopter.
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It's the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!!
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I don't care if it is two hundred miles through uncharted jungle territory. I said I'll walk.
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It's gonna be a different world when my people come to power...bitches!
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hey that's me :(
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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking with a special announcement as follows: OOGA GUNGA FLOOKA BUNGOO! YIP YIP ZANZIBAR!"
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Houston we HAVE a problem !
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A genuine affirmitive action pilot
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Who knew that Kimbo Slice was a registered pilot?!
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mrs i wanna return my ticket i dont trust in the pilot....
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well... the pilot was found dead in the bathroom today, but dont fear we have a highly trained crazy naked homeless guy for for a substitute
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I just cant do it captain, I DON'T HAVE THE POWER......thats because you are not grabbing the throttle.......my penis.......no.......don't stop
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BOO CREEPY NAKED MAN FLYING A CHOPPER! HOORAY BEER!!!
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AP Papua, New Guinea: Tommy Ootbu celebrates acquiring his "Type Rating" in a DeHavilland Twin Otter, along with his Flight Instructor Mike Lorenz. "Tommy is a natural born pilot" says Mike, "but we still have to work on his Instrument approaches". Ootbu has over 900 flight hours and hopes to one day work for one of the major Airlines.
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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Forget crossdressing, this is what Klinger should have done to get discharged!
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free ride for everyone
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Proof that man DID evolve from a monkey
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GET BACK TO DA CHOPPA
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this is what kimbo slice lookd like befor the ufc
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Are you SURE you passed the eye examination to get your pilot's licence?
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This is an illustration of a Clutch Cargo cult in Papua, New Guinea.
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Yea I'll just take the next flight
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Ouch were hitting turbulance and i cant fit my nuts in these silly underpants
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Ive had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
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Landing by wood.
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I dont care what you say... That is a troll!
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"Dont worry. Im EXTREMELY qualified..."
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I think this is the Mr T's father...
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Final episode of LOST: They finally got away from the Island!
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cannibal holocaust
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What the audience never got to know: Indiana Jones never reached the plane in the jungle scene in "raiders of the lost ark". Instead one of the bad guys came first...
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That man is from my country, Indonesia. I believe he is one of our native tribes in Papua. That wooden-cock thing is called "koteka", the only outfit the men of Papua tribes wear. Whilst, the women wear nothing but a straw-skirt.
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what? I can't be a pilot? is it because I'm black?..... -no, sir I'ts because you're naked!
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I dunno what eet ees! BUT I F*CKIN LUV EET!!!!
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who cares what he's doing! why does he have three nostrils?
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and now to our traffic copter
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DERP!!
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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This is Smiling Bob. He and his boyfriend are flying high, thanks to Cialis.
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Oh! you call that thing the joy stick?
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Talibian terrorist is training for new 9/11
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i soooo want to put that on the 404 page for my company website... might loose my job tho
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kinda surprised at the lack of "cockpit" and "joystick" jokes
"der I can haz fly controlz and microphonez and maybe steer with mah woody" -
OMG Black Heli Evoks on the loose
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Captain woodencock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pirates let rab some people!!!!! hou hou hou
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EMERGENCY EMERGENCY!!! PLEASE FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS!!! EVERYTHING WILL BE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! (TOUCH WOOD) ;)
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GET TO DA CHOPPPA!
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Affirmative Action hits the airlines.
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BANANA. lemme take a bite
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Nkongo enjoyed his heli ride very much. VERY much!!!
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Die whitey die! I'll stick my wooden penis in your eye!
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Lolz i unno i just flyin this helicopter
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Yothu Yindi Take Flight
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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Jesus take the wheel....please
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The aveverage Jamaican.
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it is from a natgeo show
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I hope that seat is platified :-S
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yeah, I lost my penis during WWII, but I'm still a great helicopter pilot
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This is a native of Waa or Wamena or Tembagapura, Irian Jaya Papua province of Indonesia, most likely sitting on a helicopter owned by Freeport McMoran. That penile covering is called koteka. Google up "koteka" images and you'll see. Koteka is a gourd.
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Should have gone to specsavers
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little does he know they switched out his partner at the last second...
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I don't know about explaining the image, but I sure hope they clean that seat after he's done using it.
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this is not going to help my fear of flying!!
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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omg does nobody realize this guys naked? Everyone just keeps commenting on the thing that looks like a penis lol
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Hello welcome to the Internet. I will be your guide
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Afghanistan is going well.
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african pilot XD
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JUST AS PLANNED
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Al-Qaida airlines...
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IT'S A TRAP
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The Force is strong with him!
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Air Detroit will be landing shortly...
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There's someone on the plane! Some. Thing! -Skare
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It's because of the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!
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Ah, me know cockpit!
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that was when the most drug addicted man on earth was left on a helicopter
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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is this the high mile club???
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"Start singing "Tiny Bubbles" now Don Ho !"
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so that's where vuvuzelas are from.....mmm nice :D
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...and some people thought the 9/11 was a conspiracy....
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I've never been in a helicopter. It's giving me a WOODY!
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rapist on a plan
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Oh no, you cant drink and drive. But no one likes a sober pilot.
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What nothing about a woody you guys all stupid?
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GETS THE FUCKS ON DIS PLANE BITCHES
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One Evil NIGA and the Twins went down!
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cross-eyed
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Kids dont do drugs
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FUCK
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that explains why that Air France flight fucked up
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Chief of a newly discovered tribe back from demonstrating his ability to fly the big metal bird. An ability passed down in his genes from his knuckle dragging ancestors who frolicked with the gods that came down in metal birds, long, long ago
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OMFGCRAZYNAKEDFLYINGHOBOWITHAWOODENDICKFTWRFOTFLMFAO
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The REAL B.A Baracus and Face...
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Control, we have a problem we can't get the landing gear down Well get the sexy stewardess out of the cockpit
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Flyin' down in 'copters, and snatchin' yo people up! Hide yo kids, hide yo wife...
"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"