Other's Explanations
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"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"
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Don't you see? It's a cockpit.
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whitey about to be replaced on the moon
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Obama's Air Force One Pilot
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it's all fun and games till the native with the penis-gourd takes the wheel.
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outsourced pilot
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Discovery Channel gave my village enough money for either dental work - or helicopter ride & strap-on: Well, ... How does it look!?
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A new ergonomic, wooden joystic for the fly, brings u pleasure and response!
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South Americas most trusted Airlines
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SHHH! i just farted
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The 9/11 highjacker that never made it.
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OMG WOODCOCK
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is he the only one who noticed their landing on a nude beach...bonner
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While being camped by cap fleet in Stain. - Anyone got an insta-undock from this station?
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Obama's new NASA
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A wild Snorlax appears !
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Mentos, the fresh maker
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I can't take this prick anywhere.
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wtf??
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It's a Dani (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dani_people) with a penis gourd getting the opportunity to sit in (and pose for) a helicopter. You have to fly to get in and out of Papua.
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lol wooden condoms xD
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africas revenge. now we are fucked.
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Smile for the camohgoodgod!
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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Damn it Jim... I'm a doctor; not a helicopter pilot with a dildo!
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UP
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yeah...this is living
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who'd have thought flying would be soooooo much fun
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ISA GAWIN TO DAH MUUUNNNN!
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the origin of vuvuzelas are discovered!
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The gods must be crazy.
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When is it more important to wear a knit cap than it is to wear pants? Well I don't have a big wiener and I haven't flown a plane, but I'm guessing that's the best time.
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indian cannibals ...IN A HELECOPTER! WERE FUCKED NOW!!!
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Proof that man DID evolve from a monkey
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that's some hot shit
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a dream of an actual real pilot, while laced on psychedelic drugs. He is hoping to wake up soon!
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Behold, Kimbo Slice before weights
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LOOK BRUDDA THIS ONES GOT A WIRLESS
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He's not wearing a seatbelt ! ! ! !
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Sanford and Son Smoke PCP
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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giggedee giggedee
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I had it with these muddafacka snakes on this muddafucka plane!
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mr t has really let himself go...
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I. Shall. Gun. You. Down.
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Forget crossdressing, this is what Klinger should have done to get discharged!
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Haven't we seen enough of those shaved cat images ... Now they gotta start with gorillas?
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call of duty: black ops. its a chopper gunner
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Taken from Danny Glovers new film "Hard-on Air"
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Kimbo Slice. The early years.
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Who knew that Kimbo Slice was a registered pilot?!
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George Clinton's son gets soooo excited when he drives that choper.
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Quick Mr. Copilot! Pull up on the joy-dick!
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Well at least with this guy terrorists wont fuck with us anymore
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Trust me I'm the captain. I read this in a book before
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This is Tribal leader. Lock wings in S-foil position, we are passing through their magnetic field.
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LET ME FLYYYYY I WANT TO FUCKING FLYYYYYYYYYYY
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This gives new meaning to the term "Sporting Wood."
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There will be a small turbulence, please fasten your seatbelts and remain where you are, I know exactly what I'm doing, now where does this button stands for? Oh crap I left the microphone on...
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Reverse exploration.
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honestly, I can't explain it.....it's just that bad -.-"
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Mr.T On Drugs :0
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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free ride for everyone
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I think this is the Mr T's father...
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canibal holocaust
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Well folks, we're experiencing just a little bit of turbulence. The Fasten Safety Belt sign is lit for your safety.
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Cheech and Chong on crack and naked
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Meanwhile in Jamaica...
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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking with a special announcement as follows: OOGA GUNGA FLOOKA BUNGOO! YIP YIP ZANZIBAR!"
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get these motherf*cking aboriginese of my motherf*cking plane.
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You're safe with me
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wait one min...Dad?
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It's the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!!
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"OOOohh...You mean this flight stick,i though you talking about mine"
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"Dont worry. Im EXTREMELY qualified..."
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Yothu Yindi Take Flight
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it is from a natgeo show
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time for boarding. Don't be scared, it will be alright.
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GET BACK TO DA CHOPPA
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cannibal holocaust
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"Just like to say good luck to you both, we're all counting on you"
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what? I can't be a pilot? is it because I'm black?..... -no, sir I'ts because you're naked!
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haha i will shove my penis i mean bomb up your ass
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Thankyou for fling Papua New Guinea Airlines, and YES I AM THE FUCKING CAPTAIN!
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Let's hope he doesn't mess up which one is the real control stick.
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Talibian terrorist is training for new 9/11
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye examination portion of your pilot's licence?
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Landing by wood.
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I don't care if it is two hundred miles through uncharted jungle territory. I said I'll walk.
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He has a BIG smile :)
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It's gonna be a different world when my people come to power...bitches!
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Houston we HAVE a problem !
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EMERGENCY EMERGENCY!!! PLEASE FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS!!! EVERYTHING WILL BE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! (TOUCH WOOD) ;)
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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A genuine affirmitive action pilot
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Final episode of LOST: They finally got away from the Island!
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The aveverage Jamaican.
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Oh! you call that thing the joy stick?
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This is an illustration of a Clutch Cargo cult in Papua, New Guinea.
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"Start singing "Tiny Bubbles" now Don Ho !"
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I don't know about explaining the image, but I sure hope they clean that seat after he's done using it.
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BOO CREEPY NAKED MAN FLYING A CHOPPER! HOORAY BEER!!!
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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this is taken in papua new guinea. the traditional dress uses a gourd over the man's penis for modesty. the terrain over there is really steep a lot of the mountains are only accessible by light plane or helicopter.
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I dont care what you say... That is a troll!
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this is what kimbo slice lookd like befor the ufc
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Nkongo enjoyed his heli ride very much. VERY much!!!
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Ah, me know cockpit!
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Die whitey die! I'll stick my wooden penis in your eye!
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This is Smiling Bob. He and his boyfriend are flying high, thanks to Cialis.
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Yea I'll just take the next flight
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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Lolz i unno i just flyin this helicopter
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mrs i wanna return my ticket i dont trust in the pilot....
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this is why the pilots introduce themselves over the com system, not face to face
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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Ouch were hitting turbulance and i cant fit my nuts in these silly underpants
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well... the pilot was found dead in the bathroom today, but dont fear we have a highly trained crazy naked homeless guy for for a substitute
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I just cant do it captain, I DON'T HAVE THE POWER......thats because you are not grabbing the throttle.......my penis.......no.......don't stop
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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the penis gourd of the Dani people are worn all the time, even under pants,
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DERP!!
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JUST AS PLANNED
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yeah, I lost my penis during WWII, but I'm still a great helicopter pilot
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that explains why that Air France flight fucked up
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That man is from my country, Indonesia. I believe he is one of our native tribes in Papua. That wooden-cock thing is called "koteka", the only outfit the men of Papua tribes wear. Whilst, the women wear nothing but a straw-skirt.
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hey that's me :(
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I dunno what eet ees! BUT I F*CKIN LUV EET!!!!
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Hello welcome to the Internet. I will be your guide
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Kids dont do drugs
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I hope that seat is platified :-S
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Thank you for flying Rastafaric Airlines. Have a good day.
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What the audience never got to know: Indiana Jones never reached the plane in the jungle scene in "raiders of the lost ark". Instead one of the bad guys came first...
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thank you for flying southwest airlines
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fucking abos
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FUCK
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and now to our traffic copter
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Ive had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
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Affirmative Action hits the airlines.
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african pilot XD
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Jesus take the wheel....please
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...and some people thought the 9/11 was a conspiracy....
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One Evil NIGA and the Twins went down!
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BANANA. lemme take a bite
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that was when the most drug addicted man on earth was left on a helicopter
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Should have gone to specsavers
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This is a native of Waa or Wamena or Tembagapura, Irian Jaya Papua province of Indonesia, most likely sitting on a helicopter owned by Freeport McMoran. That penile covering is called koteka. Google up "koteka" images and you'll see. Koteka is a gourd.
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AP Papua, New Guinea: Tommy Ootbu celebrates acquiring his "Type Rating" in a DeHavilland Twin Otter, along with his Flight Instructor Mike Lorenz. "Tommy is a natural born pilot" says Mike, "but we still have to work on his Instrument approaches". Ootbu has over 900 flight hours and hopes to one day work for one of the major Airlines.
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Captain woodencock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pirates let rab some people!!!!! hou hou hou
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Air Detroit will be landing shortly...
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cross-eyed
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GETS THE FUCKS ON DIS PLANE BITCHES
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i soooo want to put that on the 404 page for my company website... might loose my job tho
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Afghanistan is going well.
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I've never been in a helicopter. It's giving me a WOODY!
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GET TO DA CHOPPPA!
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little does he know they switched out his partner at the last second...
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so that's where vuvuzelas are from.....mmm nice :D
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is this the high mile club???
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The Force is strong with him!
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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Are you SURE you passed the eye examination to get your pilot's licence?
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kinda surprised at the lack of "cockpit" and "joystick" jokes
"der I can haz fly controlz and microphonez and maybe steer with mah woody" -
this is not going to help my fear of flying!!
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There's someone on the plane! Some. Thing! -Skare
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rapist on a plan
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Al-Qaida airlines...
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Oh no, you cant drink and drive. But no one likes a sober pilot.
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OMG Black Heli Evoks on the loose
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It's because of the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!
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IT'S A TRAP
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What nothing about a woody you guys all stupid?
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Chief of a newly discovered tribe back from demonstrating his ability to fly the big metal bird. An ability passed down in his genes from his knuckle dragging ancestors who frolicked with the gods that came down in metal birds, long, long ago
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omg does nobody realize this guys naked? Everyone just keeps commenting on the thing that looks like a penis lol
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who cares what he's doing! why does he have three nostrils?
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Flyin' down in 'copters, and snatchin' yo people up! Hide yo kids, hide yo wife...
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The REAL B.A Baracus and Face...
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OMFGCRAZYNAKEDFLYINGHOBOWITHAWOODENDICKFTWRFOTFLMFAO
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Control, we have a problem we can't get the landing gear down Well get the sexy stewardess out of the cockpit
"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"