Other's Explanations
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"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"
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Don't you see? It's a cockpit.
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whitey about to be replaced on the moon
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Obama's Air Force One Pilot
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it's all fun and games till the native with the penis-gourd takes the wheel.
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outsourced pilot
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Discovery Channel gave my village enough money for either dental work - or helicopter ride & strap-on: Well, ... How does it look!?
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A new ergonomic, wooden joystic for the fly, brings u pleasure and response!
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OMG WOODCOCK
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South Americas most trusted Airlines
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lol wooden condoms xD
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I had it with these muddafacka snakes on this muddafucka plane!
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It's a Dani (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dani_people) with a penis gourd getting the opportunity to sit in (and pose for) a helicopter. You have to fly to get in and out of Papua.
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A wild Snorlax appears !
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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There will be a small turbulence, please fasten your seatbelts and remain where you are, I know exactly what I'm doing, now where does this button stands for? Oh crap I left the microphone on...
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is he the only one who noticed their landing on a nude beach...bonner
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Smile for the camohgoodgod!
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Obama's new NASA
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The gods must be crazy.
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Kimbo Slice. The early years.
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I can't take this prick anywhere.
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Mentos, the fresh maker
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time for boarding. Don't be scared, it will be alright.
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wtf??
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Cheech and Chong on crack and naked
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LET ME FLYYYYY I WANT TO FUCKING FLYYYYYYYYYYY
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Damn it Jim... I'm a doctor; not a helicopter pilot with a dildo!
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He's not wearing a seatbelt ! ! ! !
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye examination portion of your pilot's licence?
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who'd have thought flying would be soooooo much fun
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While being camped by cap fleet in Stain. - Anyone got an insta-undock from this station?
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The 9/11 highjacker that never made it.
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mr t has really let himself go...
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"OOOohh...You mean this flight stick,i though you talking about mine"
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that's some hot shit
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SHHH! i just farted
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Haven't we seen enough of those shaved cat images ... Now they gotta start with gorillas?
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thank you for flying southwest airlines
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africas revenge. now we are fucked.
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indian cannibals ...IN A HELECOPTER! WERE FUCKED NOW!!!
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I don't care if it is two hundred miles through uncharted jungle territory. I said I'll walk.
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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haha i will shove my penis i mean bomb up your ass
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Mr.T On Drugs :0
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UP
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Trust me I'm the captain. I read this in a book before
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giggedee giggedee
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This is Tribal leader. Lock wings in S-foil position, we are passing through their magnetic field.
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"Just like to say good luck to you both, we're all counting on you"
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Well at least with this guy terrorists wont fuck with us anymore
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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking with a special announcement as follows: OOGA GUNGA FLOOKA BUNGOO! YIP YIP ZANZIBAR!"
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Let's hope he doesn't mess up which one is the real control stick.
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get these motherf*cking aboriginese of my motherf*cking plane.
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He has a BIG smile :)
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Behold, Kimbo Slice before weights
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LOOK BRUDDA THIS ONES GOT A WIRLESS
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Taken from Danny Glovers new film "Hard-on Air"
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Thankyou for fling Papua New Guinea Airlines, and YES I AM THE FUCKING CAPTAIN!
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wait one min...Dad?
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Well folks, we're experiencing just a little bit of turbulence. The Fasten Safety Belt sign is lit for your safety.
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When is it more important to wear a knit cap than it is to wear pants? Well I don't have a big wiener and I haven't flown a plane, but I'm guessing that's the best time.
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George Clinton's son gets soooo excited when he drives that choper.
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DERP!!
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Meanwhile in Jamaica...
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Quick Mr. Copilot! Pull up on the joy-dick!
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the origin of vuvuzelas are discovered!
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ISA GAWIN TO DAH MUUUNNNN!
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You're safe with me
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Forget crossdressing, this is what Klinger should have done to get discharged!
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well... the pilot was found dead in the bathroom today, but dont fear we have a highly trained crazy naked homeless guy for for a substitute
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the penis gourd of the Dani people are worn all the time, even under pants,
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Final episode of LOST: They finally got away from the Island!
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cannibal holocaust
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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That man is from my country, Indonesia. I believe he is one of our native tribes in Papua. That wooden-cock thing is called "koteka", the only outfit the men of Papua tribes wear. Whilst, the women wear nothing but a straw-skirt.
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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Reverse exploration.
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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Sanford and Son Smoke PCP
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i soooo want to put that on the 404 page for my company website... might loose my job tho
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this is what kimbo slice lookd like befor the ufc
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Are you SURE you passed the eye examination to get your pilot's licence?
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This gives new meaning to the term "Sporting Wood."
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yeah...this is living
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and now to our traffic copter
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Who knew that Kimbo Slice was a registered pilot?!
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honestly, I can't explain it.....it's just that bad -.-"
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Affirmative Action hits the airlines.
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call of duty: black ops. its a chopper gunner
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It's the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!!
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who cares what he's doing! why does he have three nostrils?
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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this is taken in papua new guinea. the traditional dress uses a gourd over the man's penis for modesty. the terrain over there is really steep a lot of the mountains are only accessible by light plane or helicopter.
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I. Shall. Gun. You. Down.
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fucking abos
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mrs i wanna return my ticket i dont trust in the pilot....
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canibal holocaust
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I just cant do it captain, I DON'T HAVE THE POWER......thats because you are not grabbing the throttle.......my penis.......no.......don't stop
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BOO CREEPY NAKED MAN FLYING A CHOPPER! HOORAY BEER!!!
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It's gonna be a different world when my people come to power...bitches!
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a dream of an actual real pilot, while laced on psychedelic drugs. He is hoping to wake up soon!
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this is why the pilots introduce themselves over the com system, not face to face
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Thank you for flying Rastafaric Airlines. Have a good day.
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Landing by wood.
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BANANA. lemme take a bite
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african pilot XD
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What the audience never got to know: Indiana Jones never reached the plane in the jungle scene in "raiders of the lost ark". Instead one of the bad guys came first...
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AP Papua, New Guinea: Tommy Ootbu celebrates acquiring his "Type Rating" in a DeHavilland Twin Otter, along with his Flight Instructor Mike Lorenz. "Tommy is a natural born pilot" says Mike, "but we still have to work on his Instrument approaches". Ootbu has over 900 flight hours and hopes to one day work for one of the major Airlines.
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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"Dont worry. Im EXTREMELY qualified..."
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hey that's me :(
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Proof that man DID evolve from a monkey
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Talibian terrorist is training for new 9/11
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Die whitey die! I'll stick my wooden penis in your eye!
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Al-Qaida airlines...
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Yea I'll just take the next flight
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Yothu Yindi Take Flight
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I don't know about explaining the image, but I sure hope they clean that seat after he's done using it.
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yeah, I lost my penis during WWII, but I'm still a great helicopter pilot
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little does he know they switched out his partner at the last second...
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This is a native of Waa or Wamena or Tembagapura, Irian Jaya Papua province of Indonesia, most likely sitting on a helicopter owned by Freeport McMoran. That penile covering is called koteka. Google up "koteka" images and you'll see. Koteka is a gourd.
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Ive had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
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Jesus take the wheel....please
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I dunno what eet ees! BUT I F*CKIN LUV EET!!!!
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Ouch were hitting turbulance and i cant fit my nuts in these silly underpants
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GET BACK TO DA CHOPPA
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The aveverage Jamaican.
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I dont care what you say... That is a troll!
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GET TO DA CHOPPPA!
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Oh! you call that thing the joy stick?
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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This is an illustration of a Clutch Cargo cult in Papua, New Guinea.
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omg does nobody realize this guys naked? Everyone just keeps commenting on the thing that looks like a penis lol
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What nothing about a woody you guys all stupid?
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Houston we HAVE a problem !
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A genuine affirmitive action pilot
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Air Detroit will be landing shortly...
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I've never been in a helicopter. It's giving me a WOODY!
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Nkongo enjoyed his heli ride very much. VERY much!!!
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JUST AS PLANNED
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I hope that seat is platified :-S
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This is Smiling Bob. He and his boyfriend are flying high, thanks to Cialis.
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Captain woodencock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pirates let rab some people!!!!! hou hou hou
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I think this is the Mr T's father...
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this is not going to help my fear of flying!!
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Kids dont do drugs
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what? I can't be a pilot? is it because I'm black?..... -no, sir I'ts because you're naked!
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is this the high mile club???
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kinda surprised at the lack of "cockpit" and "joystick" jokes
"der I can haz fly controlz and microphonez and maybe steer with mah woody" -
Oh no, you cant drink and drive. But no one likes a sober pilot.
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It's because of the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!
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Ah, me know cockpit!
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that was when the most drug addicted man on earth was left on a helicopter
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free ride for everyone
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so that's where vuvuzelas are from.....mmm nice :D
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...and some people thought the 9/11 was a conspiracy....
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Should have gone to specsavers
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it is from a natgeo show
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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OMG Black Heli Evoks on the loose
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One Evil NIGA and the Twins went down!
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Hello welcome to the Internet. I will be your guide
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EMERGENCY EMERGENCY!!! PLEASE FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS!!! EVERYTHING WILL BE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! (TOUCH WOOD) ;)
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"Start singing "Tiny Bubbles" now Don Ho !"
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Lolz i unno i just flyin this helicopter
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Afghanistan is going well.
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rapist on a plan
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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There's someone on the plane! Some. Thing! -Skare
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IT'S A TRAP
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The Force is strong with him!
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The REAL B.A Baracus and Face...
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GETS THE FUCKS ON DIS PLANE BITCHES
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OMFGCRAZYNAKEDFLYINGHOBOWITHAWOODENDICKFTWRFOTFLMFAO
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FUCK
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that explains why that Air France flight fucked up
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Chief of a newly discovered tribe back from demonstrating his ability to fly the big metal bird. An ability passed down in his genes from his knuckle dragging ancestors who frolicked with the gods that came down in metal birds, long, long ago
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cross-eyed
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Control, we have a problem we can't get the landing gear down Well get the sexy stewardess out of the cockpit
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Flyin' down in 'copters, and snatchin' yo people up! Hide yo kids, hide yo wife...
"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"