Other's Explanations
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"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"
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Don't you see? It's a cockpit.
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whitey about to be replaced on the moon
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Obama's Air Force One Pilot
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it's all fun and games till the native with the penis-gourd takes the wheel.
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Discovery Channel gave my village enough money for either dental work - or helicopter ride & strap-on: Well, ... How does it look!?
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outsourced pilot
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A new ergonomic, wooden joystic for the fly, brings u pleasure and response!
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South Americas most trusted Airlines
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OMG WOODCOCK
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SHHH! i just farted
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is he the only one who noticed their landing on a nude beach...bonner
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Obama's new NASA
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A wild Snorlax appears !
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The 9/11 highjacker that never made it.
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While being camped by cap fleet in Stain. - Anyone got an insta-undock from this station?
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I can't take this prick anywhere.
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wtf??
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Mentos, the fresh maker
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It's a Dani (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dani_people) with a penis gourd getting the opportunity to sit in (and pose for) a helicopter. You have to fly to get in and out of Papua.
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Smile for the camohgoodgod!
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indian cannibals ...IN A HELECOPTER! WERE FUCKED NOW!!!
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Damn it Jim... I'm a doctor; not a helicopter pilot with a dildo!
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who'd have thought flying would be soooooo much fun
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UP
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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He's not wearing a seatbelt ! ! ! !
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Behold, Kimbo Slice before weights
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I had it with these muddafacka snakes on this muddafucka plane!
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The gods must be crazy.
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lol wooden condoms xD
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africas revenge. now we are fucked.
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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ISA GAWIN TO DAH MUUUNNNN!
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a dream of an actual real pilot, while laced on psychedelic drugs. He is hoping to wake up soon!
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the origin of vuvuzelas are discovered!
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mr t has really let himself go...
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yeah...this is living
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When is it more important to wear a knit cap than it is to wear pants? Well I don't have a big wiener and I haven't flown a plane, but I'm guessing that's the best time.
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LET ME FLYYYYY I WANT TO FUCKING FLYYYYYYYYYYY
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that's some hot shit
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LOOK BRUDDA THIS ONES GOT A WIRLESS
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canibal holocaust
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Well at least with this guy terrorists wont fuck with us anymore
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giggedee giggedee
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I. Shall. Gun. You. Down.
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Meanwhile in Jamaica...
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Proof that man DID evolve from a monkey
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There will be a small turbulence, please fasten your seatbelts and remain where you are, I know exactly what I'm doing, now where does this button stands for? Oh crap I left the microphone on...
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Haven't we seen enough of those shaved cat images ... Now they gotta start with gorillas?
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get these motherf*cking aboriginese of my motherf*cking plane.
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Trust me I'm the captain. I read this in a book before
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Cheech and Chong on crack and naked
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Sanford and Son Smoke PCP
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call of duty: black ops. its a chopper gunner
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Taken from Danny Glovers new film "Hard-on Air"
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Kimbo Slice. The early years.
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Forget crossdressing, this is what Klinger should have done to get discharged!
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George Clinton's son gets soooo excited when he drives that choper.
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I don't care if it is two hundred miles through uncharted jungle territory. I said I'll walk.
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time for boarding. Don't be scared, it will be alright.
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haha i will shove my penis i mean bomb up your ass
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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking with a special announcement as follows: OOGA GUNGA FLOOKA BUNGOO! YIP YIP ZANZIBAR!"
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Well folks, we're experiencing just a little bit of turbulence. The Fasten Safety Belt sign is lit for your safety.
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Reverse exploration.
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Thankyou for fling Papua New Guinea Airlines, and YES I AM THE FUCKING CAPTAIN!
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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this is taken in papua new guinea. the traditional dress uses a gourd over the man's penis for modesty. the terrain over there is really steep a lot of the mountains are only accessible by light plane or helicopter.
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You're safe with me
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wait one min...Dad?
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Quick Mr. Copilot! Pull up on the joy-dick!
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honestly, I can't explain it.....it's just that bad -.-"
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"OOOohh...You mean this flight stick,i though you talking about mine"
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Mr.T On Drugs :0
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This is Tribal leader. Lock wings in S-foil position, we are passing through their magnetic field.
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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"Dont worry. Im EXTREMELY qualified..."
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free ride for everyone
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This gives new meaning to the term "Sporting Wood."
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GET BACK TO DA CHOPPA
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the penis gourd of the Dani people are worn all the time, even under pants,
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Must Visit Pakistan Free Classified website.You can post free classified ad with out registration on LMF and buy and sale everything through LMF. LMF provides online classified jobs , as well as newspaper Jobs http://www.lmf.com.pk
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Who knew that Kimbo Slice was a registered pilot?!
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Let's hope he doesn't mess up which one is the real control stick.
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"Just like to say good luck to you both, we're all counting on you"
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye examination portion of your pilot's licence?
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I think this is the Mr T's father...
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well... the pilot was found dead in the bathroom today, but dont fear we have a highly trained crazy naked homeless guy for for a substitute
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Yothu Yindi Take Flight
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He has a BIG smile :)
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It's the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!!
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it is from a natgeo show
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Oh! you call that thing the joy stick?
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cannibal holocaust
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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I just cant do it captain, I DON'T HAVE THE POWER......thats because you are not grabbing the throttle.......my penis.......no.......don't stop
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A genuine affirmitive action pilot
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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this is why the pilots introduce themselves over the com system, not face to face
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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Die whitey die! I'll stick my wooden penis in your eye!
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This is Smiling Bob. He and his boyfriend are flying high, thanks to Cialis.
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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The aveverage Jamaican.
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what? I can't be a pilot? is it because I'm black?..... -no, sir I'ts because you're naked!
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Lolz i unno i just flyin this helicopter
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I don't know about explaining the image, but I sure hope they clean that seat after he's done using it.
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mrs i wanna return my ticket i dont trust in the pilot....
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It's gonna be a different world when my people come to power...bitches!
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this is what kimbo slice lookd like befor the ufc
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Nkongo enjoyed his heli ride very much. VERY much!!!
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AP Papua, New Guinea: Tommy Ootbu celebrates acquiring his "Type Rating" in a DeHavilland Twin Otter, along with his Flight Instructor Mike Lorenz. "Tommy is a natural born pilot" says Mike, "but we still have to work on his Instrument approaches". Ootbu has over 900 flight hours and hopes to one day work for one of the major Airlines.
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That man is from my country, Indonesia. I believe he is one of our native tribes in Papua. That wooden-cock thing is called "koteka", the only outfit the men of Papua tribes wear. Whilst, the women wear nothing but a straw-skirt.
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hey that's me :(
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EMERGENCY EMERGENCY!!! PLEASE FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS!!! EVERYTHING WILL BE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! (TOUCH WOOD) ;)
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Final episode of LOST: They finally got away from the Island!
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I dunno what eet ees! BUT I F*CKIN LUV EET!!!!
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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DERP!!
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JUST AS PLANNED
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BOO CREEPY NAKED MAN FLYING A CHOPPER! HOORAY BEER!!!
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This is an illustration of a Clutch Cargo cult in Papua, New Guinea.
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Houston we HAVE a problem !
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Ouch were hitting turbulance and i cant fit my nuts in these silly underpants
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BANANA. lemme take a bite
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Yea I'll just take the next flight
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Talibian terrorist is training for new 9/11
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I dont care what you say... That is a troll!
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"Start singing "Tiny Bubbles" now Don Ho !"
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thank you for flying southwest airlines
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african pilot XD
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and now to our traffic copter
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Ah, me know cockpit!
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yeah, I lost my penis during WWII, but I'm still a great helicopter pilot
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GET TO DA CHOPPPA!
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Captain woodencock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pirates let rab some people!!!!! hou hou hou
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Landing by wood.
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Thank you for flying Rastafaric Airlines. Have a good day.
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This is a native of Waa or Wamena or Tembagapura, Irian Jaya Papua province of Indonesia, most likely sitting on a helicopter owned by Freeport McMoran. That penile covering is called koteka. Google up "koteka" images and you'll see. Koteka is a gourd.
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Are you SURE you passed the eye examination to get your pilot's licence?
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What the audience never got to know: Indiana Jones never reached the plane in the jungle scene in "raiders of the lost ark". Instead one of the bad guys came first...
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Affirmative Action hits the airlines.
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little does he know they switched out his partner at the last second...
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Hello welcome to the Internet. I will be your guide
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that was when the most drug addicted man on earth was left on a helicopter
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Jesus take the wheel....please
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Kids dont do drugs
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I hope that seat is platified :-S
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fucking abos
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so that's where vuvuzelas are from.....mmm nice :D
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One Evil NIGA and the Twins went down!
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cross-eyed
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i soooo want to put that on the 404 page for my company website... might loose my job tho
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Ive had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
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...and some people thought the 9/11 was a conspiracy....
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There's someone on the plane! Some. Thing! -Skare
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rapist on a plan
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FUCK
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kinda surprised at the lack of "cockpit" and "joystick" jokes
"der I can haz fly controlz and microphonez and maybe steer with mah woody" -
Afghanistan is going well.
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I've never been in a helicopter. It's giving me a WOODY!
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Should have gone to specsavers
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that explains why that Air France flight fucked up
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Air Detroit will be landing shortly...
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Oh no, you cant drink and drive. But no one likes a sober pilot.
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omg does nobody realize this guys naked? Everyone just keeps commenting on the thing that looks like a penis lol
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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who cares what he's doing! why does he have three nostrils?
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Al-Qaida airlines...
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The Force is strong with him!
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GETS THE FUCKS ON DIS PLANE BITCHES
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this is not going to help my fear of flying!!
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is this the high mile club???
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It's because of the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!
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OMG Black Heli Evoks on the loose
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Chief of a newly discovered tribe back from demonstrating his ability to fly the big metal bird. An ability passed down in his genes from his knuckle dragging ancestors who frolicked with the gods that came down in metal birds, long, long ago
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IT'S A TRAP
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Flyin' down in 'copters, and snatchin' yo people up! Hide yo kids, hide yo wife...
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What nothing about a woody you guys all stupid?
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OMFGCRAZYNAKEDFLYINGHOBOWITHAWOODENDICKFTWRFOTFLMFAO
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The REAL B.A Baracus and Face...
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Control, we have a problem we can't get the landing gear down Well get the sexy stewardess out of the cockpit
"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"