Other's Explanations
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"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"
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Don't you see? It's a cockpit.
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it's all fun and games till the native with the penis-gourd takes the wheel.
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whitey about to be replaced on the moon
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Obama's Air Force One Pilot
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Discovery Channel gave my village enough money for either dental work - or helicopter ride & strap-on: Well, ... How does it look!?
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outsourced pilot
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South Americas most trusted Airlines
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Mentos, the fresh maker
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Thankyou for fling Papua New Guinea Airlines, and YES I AM THE FUCKING CAPTAIN!
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A new ergonomic, wooden joystic for the fly, brings u pleasure and response!
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mr t has really let himself go...
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Obama's new NASA
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a dream of an actual real pilot, while laced on psychedelic drugs. He is hoping to wake up soon!
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who'd have thought flying would be soooooo much fun
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honestly, I can't explain it.....it's just that bad -.-"
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While being camped by cap fleet in Stain. - Anyone got an insta-undock from this station?
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Sanford and Son Smoke PCP
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OMG WOODCOCK
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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He has a BIG smile :)
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"OOOohh...You mean this flight stick,i though you talking about mine"
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giggedee giggedee
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It's a Dani (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dani_people) with a penis gourd getting the opportunity to sit in (and pose for) a helicopter. You have to fly to get in and out of Papua.
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Damn it Jim... I'm a doctor; not a helicopter pilot with a dildo!
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Proof that man DID evolve from a monkey
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Talibian terrorist is training for new 9/11
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wait one min...Dad?
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...and some people thought the 9/11 was a conspiracy....
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Die whitey die! I'll stick my wooden penis in your eye!
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haha i will shove my penis i mean bomb up your ass
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africas revenge. now we are fucked.
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I. Shall. Gun. You. Down.
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The Force is strong with him!
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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George Clinton's son gets soooo excited when he drives that choper.
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UP
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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canibal holocaust
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This gives new meaning to the term "Sporting Wood."
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GET BACK TO DA CHOPPA
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what? I can't be a pilot? is it because I'm black?..... -no, sir I'ts because you're naked!
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Kimbo Slice. The early years.
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Smile for the camohgoodgod!
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Oh! you call that thing the joy stick?
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Jesus take the wheel....please
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yeah...this is living
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You're safe with me
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the origin of vuvuzelas are discovered!
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Meanwhile in Jamaica...
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Who knew that Kimbo Slice was a registered pilot?!
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and now to our traffic copter
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I don't know about explaining the image, but I sure hope they clean that seat after he's done using it.
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OMG Black Heli Evoks on the loose
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BOO CREEPY NAKED MAN FLYING A CHOPPER! HOORAY BEER!!!
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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Taken from Danny Glovers new film "Hard-on Air"
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He's not wearing a seatbelt ! ! ! !
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I don't care if it is two hundred miles through uncharted jungle territory. I said I'll walk.
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Hello welcome to the Internet. I will be your guide
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I had it with these muddafacka snakes on this muddafucka plane!
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"Start singing "Tiny Bubbles" now Don Ho !"
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ISA GAWIN TO DAH MUUUNNNN!
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I dont care what you say... That is a troll!
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DERP!!
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cross-eyed
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this is what kimbo slice lookd like befor the ufc
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is he the only one who noticed their landing on a nude beach...bonner
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GETS THE FUCKS ON DIS PLANE BITCHES
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LOOK BRUDDA THIS ONES GOT A WIRLESS
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so that's where vuvuzelas are from.....mmm nice :D
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Final episode of LOST: They finally got away from the Island!
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I just cant do it captain, I DON'T HAVE THE POWER......thats because you are not grabbing the throttle.......my penis.......no.......don't stop
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mrs i wanna return my ticket i dont trust in the pilot....
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it is from a natgeo show
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Ah, me know cockpit!
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OMFGCRAZYNAKEDFLYINGHOBOWITHAWOODENDICKFTWRFOTFLMFAO
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indian cannibals ...IN A HELECOPTER! WERE FUCKED NOW!!!
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That man is from my country, Indonesia. I believe he is one of our native tribes in Papua. That wooden-cock thing is called "koteka", the only outfit the men of Papua tribes wear. Whilst, the women wear nothing but a straw-skirt.
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What the audience never got to know: Indiana Jones never reached the plane in the jungle scene in "raiders of the lost ark". Instead one of the bad guys came first...
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Yea I'll just take the next flight
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I've never been in a helicopter. It's giving me a WOODY!
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I dunno what eet ees! BUT I F*CKIN LUV EET!!!!
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I think this is the Mr T's father...
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Should have gone to specsavers
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The 9/11 highjacker that never made it.
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Let's hope he doesn't mess up which one is the real control stick.
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"Dont worry. Im EXTREMELY qualified..."
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Yothu Yindi Take Flight
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Cheech and Chong on crack and naked
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BANANA. lemme take a bite
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GET TO DA CHOPPPA!
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SHHH! i just farted
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This is a native of Waa or Wamena or Tembagapura, Irian Jaya Papua province of Indonesia, most likely sitting on a helicopter owned by Freeport McMoran. That penile covering is called koteka. Google up "koteka" images and you'll see. Koteka is a gourd.
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thank you for flying southwest airlines
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This is Tribal leader. Lock wings in S-foil position, we are passing through their magnetic field.
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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little does he know they switched out his partner at the last second...
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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Reverse exploration.
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kinda surprised at the lack of "cockpit" and "joystick" jokes
"der I can haz fly controlz and microphonez and maybe steer with mah woody" -
call of duty: black ops. its a chopper gunner
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Nkongo enjoyed his heli ride very much. VERY much!!!
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EMERGENCY EMERGENCY!!! PLEASE FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS!!! EVERYTHING WILL BE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! (TOUCH WOOD) ;)
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A genuine affirmitive action pilot
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Landing by wood.
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Well folks, we're experiencing just a little bit of turbulence. The Fasten Safety Belt sign is lit for your safety.
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this is not going to help my fear of flying!!
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Ive had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
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A wild Snorlax appears !
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lol wooden condoms xD
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Mr.T On Drugs :0
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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It's because of the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!
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get these motherf*cking aboriginese of my motherf*cking plane.
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"Just like to say good luck to you both, we're all counting on you"
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Well at least with this guy terrorists wont fuck with us anymore
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cannibal holocaust
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I can't take this prick anywhere.
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It's the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!!
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Haven't we seen enough of those shaved cat images ... Now they gotta start with gorillas?
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Oh no, you cant drink and drive. But no one likes a sober pilot.
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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The gods must be crazy.
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is this the high mile club???
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This is Smiling Bob. He and his boyfriend are flying high, thanks to Cialis.
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Forget crossdressing, this is what Klinger should have done to get discharged!
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When is it more important to wear a knit cap than it is to wear pants? Well I don't have a big wiener and I haven't flown a plane, but I'm guessing that's the best time.
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Houston we HAVE a problem !
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i soooo want to put that on the 404 page for my company website... might loose my job tho
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IT'S A TRAP
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this is why the pilots introduce themselves over the com system, not face to face
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well... the pilot was found dead in the bathroom today, but dont fear we have a highly trained crazy naked homeless guy for for a substitute
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yeah, I lost my penis during WWII, but I'm still a great helicopter pilot
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Behold, Kimbo Slice before weights
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Lolz i unno i just flyin this helicopter
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I hope that seat is platified :-S
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the penis gourd of the Dani people are worn all the time, even under pants,
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This is an illustration of a Clutch Cargo cult in Papua, New Guinea.
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this is taken in papua new guinea. the traditional dress uses a gourd over the man's penis for modesty. the terrain over there is really steep a lot of the mountains are only accessible by light plane or helicopter.
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LET ME FLYYYYY I WANT TO FUCKING FLYYYYYYYYYYY
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Quick Mr. Copilot! Pull up on the joy-dick!
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There will be a small turbulence, please fasten your seatbelts and remain where you are, I know exactly what I'm doing, now where does this button stands for? Oh crap I left the microphone on...
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rapist on a plan
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Air Detroit will be landing shortly...
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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Ouch were hitting turbulance and i cant fit my nuts in these silly underpants
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It's gonna be a different world when my people come to power...bitches!
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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that explains why that Air France flight fucked up
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wtf??
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Kids dont do drugs
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye examination portion of your pilot's licence?
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The aveverage Jamaican.
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african pilot XD
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Afghanistan is going well.
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Captain woodencock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pirates let rab some people!!!!! hou hou hou
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free ride for everyone
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Control, we have a problem we can't get the landing gear down Well get the sexy stewardess out of the cockpit
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JUST AS PLANNED
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omg does nobody realize this guys naked? Everyone just keeps commenting on the thing that looks like a penis lol
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hey that's me :(
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AP Papua, New Guinea: Tommy Ootbu celebrates acquiring his "Type Rating" in a DeHavilland Twin Otter, along with his Flight Instructor Mike Lorenz. "Tommy is a natural born pilot" says Mike, "but we still have to work on his Instrument approaches". Ootbu has over 900 flight hours and hopes to one day work for one of the major Airlines.
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One Evil NIGA and the Twins went down!
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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking with a special announcement as follows: OOGA GUNGA FLOOKA BUNGOO! YIP YIP ZANZIBAR!"
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fucking abos
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Thank you for flying Rastafaric Airlines. Have a good day.
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Trust me I'm the captain. I read this in a book before
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that's some hot shit
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FUCK
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Flyin' down in 'copters, and snatchin' yo people up! Hide yo kids, hide yo wife...
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that was when the most drug addicted man on earth was left on a helicopter
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What nothing about a woody you guys all stupid?
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time for boarding. Don't be scared, it will be alright.
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Are you SURE you passed the eye examination to get your pilot's licence?
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Al-Qaida airlines...
"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"