Other's Explanations
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"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"
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Don't you see? It's a cockpit.
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whitey about to be replaced on the moon
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Obama's Air Force One Pilot
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it's all fun and games till the native with the penis-gourd takes the wheel.
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outsourced pilot
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Discovery Channel gave my village enough money for either dental work - or helicopter ride & strap-on: Well, ... How does it look!?
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A new ergonomic, wooden joystic for the fly, brings u pleasure and response!
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OMG WOODCOCK
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Kimbo Slice. The early years.
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South Americas most trusted Airlines
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Mentos, the fresh maker
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I had it with these muddafacka snakes on this muddafucka plane!
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lol wooden condoms xD
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You're safe with me
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is he the only one who noticed their landing on a nude beach...bonner
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Cheech and Chong on crack and naked
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DERP!!
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It's a Dani (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dani_people) with a penis gourd getting the opportunity to sit in (and pose for) a helicopter. You have to fly to get in and out of Papua.
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who'd have thought flying would be soooooo much fun
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Damn it Jim... I'm a doctor; not a helicopter pilot with a dildo!
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SHHH! i just farted
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The 9/11 highjacker that never made it.
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Obama's new NASA
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giggedee giggedee
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wait one min...Dad?
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africas revenge. now we are fucked.
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yeah...this is living
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He has a BIG smile :)
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Mr.T On Drugs :0
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This gives new meaning to the term "Sporting Wood."
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mr t has really let himself go...
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That man is from my country, Indonesia. I believe he is one of our native tribes in Papua. That wooden-cock thing is called "koteka", the only outfit the men of Papua tribes wear. Whilst, the women wear nothing but a straw-skirt.
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I can't take this prick anywhere.
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He's not wearing a seatbelt ! ! ! !
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye examination portion of your pilot's licence?
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LOOK BRUDDA THIS ONES GOT A WIRLESS
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There will be a small turbulence, please fasten your seatbelts and remain where you are, I know exactly what I'm doing, now where does this button stands for? Oh crap I left the microphone on...
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canibal holocaust
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Well at least with this guy terrorists wont fuck with us anymore
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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get these motherf*cking aboriginese of my motherf*cking plane.
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LET ME FLYYYYY I WANT TO FUCKING FLYYYYYYYYYYY
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african pilot XD
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Well folks, we're experiencing just a little bit of turbulence. The Fasten Safety Belt sign is lit for your safety.
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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OMG Black Heli Evoks on the loose
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Let's hope he doesn't mess up which one is the real control stick.
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Thankyou for fling Papua New Guinea Airlines, and YES I AM THE FUCKING CAPTAIN!
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While being camped by cap fleet in Stain. - Anyone got an insta-undock from this station?
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I. Shall. Gun. You. Down.
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When is it more important to wear a knit cap than it is to wear pants? Well I don't have a big wiener and I haven't flown a plane, but I'm guessing that's the best time.
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honestly, I can't explain it.....it's just that bad -.-"
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fucking abos
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little does he know they switched out his partner at the last second...
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wtf??
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time for boarding. Don't be scared, it will be alright.
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Landing by wood.
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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It's gonna be a different world when my people come to power...bitches!
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and now to our traffic copter
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Forget crossdressing, this is what Klinger should have done to get discharged!
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I dunno what eet ees! BUT I F*CKIN LUV EET!!!!
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that's some hot shit
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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Behold, Kimbo Slice before weights
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Haven't we seen enough of those shaved cat images ... Now they gotta start with gorillas?
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ISA GAWIN TO DAH MUUUNNNN!
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Taken from Danny Glovers new film "Hard-on Air"
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the penis gourd of the Dani people are worn all the time, even under pants,
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Thank you for flying Rastafaric Airlines. Have a good day.
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cannibal holocaust
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It's the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!!
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omg does nobody realize this guys naked? Everyone just keeps commenting on the thing that looks like a penis lol
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Must Visit Pakistan Free Classified website.You can post free classified ad with out registration on LMF and buy and sale everything through LMF. LMF provides online classified jobs , as well as newspaper Jobs http://www.lmf.com.pk
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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Yothu Yindi Take Flight
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The gods must be crazy.
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Affirmative Action hits the airlines.
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UP
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George Clinton's son gets soooo excited when he drives that choper.
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"Dont worry. Im EXTREMELY qualified..."
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Trust me I'm the captain. I read this in a book before
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Quick Mr. Copilot! Pull up on the joy-dick!
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a dream of an actual real pilot, while laced on psychedelic drugs. He is hoping to wake up soon!
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i soooo want to put that on the 404 page for my company website... might loose my job tho
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I hope that seat is platified :-S
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Die whitey die! I'll stick my wooden penis in your eye!
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what? I can't be a pilot? is it because I'm black?..... -no, sir I'ts because you're naked!
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"OOOohh...You mean this flight stick,i though you talking about mine"
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Meanwhile in Jamaica...
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Who knew that Kimbo Slice was a registered pilot?!
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I just cant do it captain, I DON'T HAVE THE POWER......thats because you are not grabbing the throttle.......my penis.......no.......don't stop
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This is an illustration of a Clutch Cargo cult in Papua, New Guinea.
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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I dont care what you say... That is a troll!
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BANANA. lemme take a bite
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I don't know about explaining the image, but I sure hope they clean that seat after he's done using it.
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"Just like to say good luck to you both, we're all counting on you"
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haha i will shove my penis i mean bomb up your ass
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking with a special announcement as follows: OOGA GUNGA FLOOKA BUNGOO! YIP YIP ZANZIBAR!"
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Al-Qaida airlines...
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What nothing about a woody you guys all stupid?
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IT'S A TRAP
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is this the high mile club???
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Sanford and Son Smoke PCP
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Smile for the camohgoodgod!
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free ride for everyone
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Afghanistan is going well.
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This is Tribal leader. Lock wings in S-foil position, we are passing through their magnetic field.
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Oh no, you cant drink and drive. But no one likes a sober pilot.
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Ive had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
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thank you for flying southwest airlines
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Reverse exploration.
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so that's where vuvuzelas are from.....mmm nice :D
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Oh! you call that thing the joy stick?
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call of duty: black ops. its a chopper gunner
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A wild Snorlax appears !
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well... the pilot was found dead in the bathroom today, but dont fear we have a highly trained crazy naked homeless guy for for a substitute
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Are you SURE you passed the eye examination to get your pilot's licence?
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This is a native of Waa or Wamena or Tembagapura, Irian Jaya Papua province of Indonesia, most likely sitting on a helicopter owned by Freeport McMoran. That penile covering is called koteka. Google up "koteka" images and you'll see. Koteka is a gourd.
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AP Papua, New Guinea: Tommy Ootbu celebrates acquiring his "Type Rating" in a DeHavilland Twin Otter, along with his Flight Instructor Mike Lorenz. "Tommy is a natural born pilot" says Mike, "but we still have to work on his Instrument approaches". Ootbu has over 900 flight hours and hopes to one day work for one of the major Airlines.
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I don't care if it is two hundred miles through uncharted jungle territory. I said I'll walk.
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A genuine affirmitive action pilot
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who cares what he's doing! why does he have three nostrils?
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I've never been in a helicopter. It's giving me a WOODY!
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The REAL B.A Baracus and Face...
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rapist on a plan
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yeah, I lost my penis during WWII, but I'm still a great helicopter pilot
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this is taken in papua new guinea. the traditional dress uses a gourd over the man's penis for modesty. the terrain over there is really steep a lot of the mountains are only accessible by light plane or helicopter.
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Jesus take the wheel....please
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Hello welcome to the Internet. I will be your guide
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Ouch were hitting turbulance and i cant fit my nuts in these silly underpants
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the origin of vuvuzelas are discovered!
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Nkongo enjoyed his heli ride very much. VERY much!!!
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Kids dont do drugs
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BOO CREEPY NAKED MAN FLYING A CHOPPER! HOORAY BEER!!!
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One Evil NIGA and the Twins went down!
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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indian cannibals ...IN A HELECOPTER! WERE FUCKED NOW!!!
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GET TO DA CHOPPPA!
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"Start singing "Tiny Bubbles" now Don Ho !"
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OMFGCRAZYNAKEDFLYINGHOBOWITHAWOODENDICKFTWRFOTFLMFAO
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mrs i wanna return my ticket i dont trust in the pilot....
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is that Kimbo?
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Yea I'll just take the next flight
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Houston we HAVE a problem !
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Captain woodencock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pirates let rab some people!!!!! hou hou hou
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kinda surprised at the lack of "cockpit" and "joystick" jokes
"der I can haz fly controlz and microphonez and maybe steer with mah woody" -
Lolz i unno i just flyin this helicopter
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It's because of the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!
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GET BACK TO DA CHOPPA
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it is from a natgeo show
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The aveverage Jamaican.
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Air Detroit will be landing shortly...
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I think this is the Mr T's father...
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JUST AS PLANNED
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Ah, me know cockpit!
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this is why the pilots introduce themselves over the com system, not face to face
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The Force is strong with him!
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cross-eyed
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I'm coming in for a landing & YOU GONNA GET RAPED
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EMERGENCY EMERGENCY!!! PLEASE FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS!!! EVERYTHING WILL BE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! (TOUCH WOOD) ;)
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hey that's me :(
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...and some people thought the 9/11 was a conspiracy....
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There's someone on the plane! Some. Thing! -Skare
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GETS THE FUCKS ON DIS PLANE BITCHES
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that explains why that Air France flight fucked up
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Final episode of LOST: They finally got away from the Island!
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"lol wooden condoms xD"
yea... safer and reusable *xDDD
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Should have gone to specsavers
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Talibian terrorist is training for new 9/11
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that was when the most drug addicted man on earth was left on a helicopter
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Play with the bull ? You get the horn !!
Puts new meaning into the phrase "Fly United" -
Control, we have a problem we can't get the landing gear down Well get the sexy stewardess out of the cockpit
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This is Smiling Bob. He and his boyfriend are flying high, thanks to Cialis.
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this is not going to help my fear of flying!!
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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this is what kimbo slice lookd like befor the ufc
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Chief of a newly discovered tribe back from demonstrating his ability to fly the big metal bird. An ability passed down in his genes from his knuckle dragging ancestors who frolicked with the gods that came down in metal birds, long, long ago
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der derrrr I'm a retard that drives a plane derrr
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What the audience never got to know: Indiana Jones never reached the plane in the jungle scene in "raiders of the lost ark". Instead one of the bad guys came first...
"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"