Other's Explanations
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"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"
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Don't you see? It's a cockpit.
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whitey about to be replaced on the moon
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Obama's Air Force One Pilot
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it's all fun and games till the native with the penis-gourd takes the wheel.
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A new ergonomic, wooden joystic for the fly, brings u pleasure and response!
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Discovery Channel gave my village enough money for either dental work - or helicopter ride & strap-on: Well, ... How does it look!?
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outsourced pilot
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South Americas most trusted Airlines
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who'd have thought flying would be soooooo much fun
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Obama's new NASA
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OMG WOODCOCK
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Mentos, the fresh maker
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While being camped by cap fleet in Stain. - Anyone got an insta-undock from this station?
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is he the only one who noticed their landing on a nude beach...bonner
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Damn it Jim... I'm a doctor; not a helicopter pilot with a dildo!
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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It's a Dani (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dani_people) with a penis gourd getting the opportunity to sit in (and pose for) a helicopter. You have to fly to get in and out of Papua.
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Smile for the camohgoodgod!
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yeah...this is living
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The 9/11 highjacker that never made it.
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africas revenge. now we are fucked.
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Proof that man DID evolve from a monkey
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what? I can't be a pilot? is it because I'm black?..... -no, sir I'ts because you're naked!
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a dream of an actual real pilot, while laced on psychedelic drugs. He is hoping to wake up soon!
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lol wooden condoms xD
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I don't care if it is two hundred miles through uncharted jungle territory. I said I'll walk.
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wait one min...Dad?
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A wild Snorlax appears !
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Sanford and Son Smoke PCP
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I dont care what you say... That is a troll!
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SHHH! i just farted
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GET BACK TO DA CHOPPA
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honestly, I can't explain it.....it's just that bad -.-"
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Kimbo Slice. The early years.
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He's not wearing a seatbelt ! ! ! !
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Behold, Kimbo Slice before weights
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giggedee giggedee
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UP
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"OOOohh...You mean this flight stick,i though you talking about mine"
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mr t has really let himself go...
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Let's hope he doesn't mess up which one is the real control stick.
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the origin of vuvuzelas are discovered!
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You're safe with me
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The gods must be crazy.
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George Clinton's son gets soooo excited when he drives that choper.
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Who knew that Kimbo Slice was a registered pilot?!
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Quick Mr. Copilot! Pull up on the joy-dick!
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call of duty: black ops. its a chopper gunner
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cannibal holocaust
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Mr.T On Drugs :0
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Forget crossdressing, this is what Klinger should have done to get discharged!
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Final episode of LOST: They finally got away from the Island!
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indian cannibals ...IN A HELECOPTER! WERE FUCKED NOW!!!
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ISA GAWIN TO DAH MUUUNNNN!
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LET ME FLYYYYY I WANT TO FUCKING FLYYYYYYYYYYY
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Thankyou for fling Papua New Guinea Airlines, and YES I AM THE FUCKING CAPTAIN!
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I can't take this prick anywhere.
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Ive had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
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Well at least with this guy terrorists wont fuck with us anymore
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When is it more important to wear a knit cap than it is to wear pants? Well I don't have a big wiener and I haven't flown a plane, but I'm guessing that's the best time.
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He has a BIG smile :)
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"Dont worry. Im EXTREMELY qualified..."
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that's some hot shit
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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Landing by wood.
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Haven't we seen enough of those shaved cat images ... Now they gotta start with gorillas?
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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking with a special announcement as follows: OOGA GUNGA FLOOKA BUNGOO! YIP YIP ZANZIBAR!"
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it is from a natgeo show
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"Start singing "Tiny Bubbles" now Don Ho !"
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This gives new meaning to the term "Sporting Wood."
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Yea I'll just take the next flight
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canibal holocaust
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wtf??
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It's the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!!
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BOO CREEPY NAKED MAN FLYING A CHOPPER! HOORAY BEER!!!
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I had it with these muddafacka snakes on this muddafucka plane!
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time for boarding. Don't be scared, it will be alright.
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I think this is the Mr T's father...
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Ah, me know cockpit!
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I hope that seat is platified :-S
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I dunno what eet ees! BUT I F*CKIN LUV EET!!!!
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mrs i wanna return my ticket i dont trust in the pilot....
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What the audience never got to know: Indiana Jones never reached the plane in the jungle scene in "raiders of the lost ark". Instead one of the bad guys came first...
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Cheech and Chong on crack and naked
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free ride for everyone
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Nkongo enjoyed his heli ride very much. VERY much!!!
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yeah, I lost my penis during WWII, but I'm still a great helicopter pilot
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this is taken in papua new guinea. the traditional dress uses a gourd over the man's penis for modesty. the terrain over there is really steep a lot of the mountains are only accessible by light plane or helicopter.
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye examination portion of your pilot's licence?
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I. Shall. Gun. You. Down.
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DERP!!
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Talibian terrorist is training for new 9/11
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There will be a small turbulence, please fasten your seatbelts and remain where you are, I know exactly what I'm doing, now where does this button stands for? Oh crap I left the microphone on...
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Taken from Danny Glovers new film "Hard-on Air"
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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Lolz i unno i just flyin this helicopter
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LOOK BRUDDA THIS ONES GOT A WIRLESS
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"Just like to say good luck to you both, we're all counting on you"
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This is an illustration of a Clutch Cargo cult in Papua, New Guinea.
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get these motherf*cking aboriginese of my motherf*cking plane.
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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I don't know about explaining the image, but I sure hope they clean that seat after he's done using it.
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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The Force is strong with him!
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cross-eyed
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that explains why that Air France flight fucked up
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OMG Black Heli Evoks on the loose
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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Die whitey die! I'll stick my wooden penis in your eye!
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thank you for flying southwest airlines
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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I just cant do it captain, I DON'T HAVE THE POWER......thats because you are not grabbing the throttle.......my penis.......no.......don't stop
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Yothu Yindi Take Flight
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this is not going to help my fear of flying!!
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Should have gone to specsavers
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FUCK
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the penis gourd of the Dani people are worn all the time, even under pants,
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Well folks, we're experiencing just a little bit of turbulence. The Fasten Safety Belt sign is lit for your safety.
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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Reverse exploration.
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The aveverage Jamaican.
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...and some people thought the 9/11 was a conspiracy....
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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haha i will shove my penis i mean bomb up your ass
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It's gonna be a different world when my people come to power...bitches!
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Kids dont do drugs
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This is a native of Waa or Wamena or Tembagapura, Irian Jaya Papua province of Indonesia, most likely sitting on a helicopter owned by Freeport McMoran. That penile covering is called koteka. Google up "koteka" images and you'll see. Koteka is a gourd.
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and now to our traffic copter
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Meanwhile in Jamaica...
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This is Smiling Bob. He and his boyfriend are flying high, thanks to Cialis.
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EMERGENCY EMERGENCY!!! PLEASE FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS!!! EVERYTHING WILL BE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! (TOUCH WOOD) ;)
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I've never been in a helicopter. It's giving me a WOODY!
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IT'S A TRAP
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Trust me I'm the captain. I read this in a book before
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this is what kimbo slice lookd like befor the ufc
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i soooo want to put that on the 404 page for my company website... might loose my job tho
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so that's where vuvuzelas are from.....mmm nice :D
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GETS THE FUCKS ON DIS PLANE BITCHES
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This is Tribal leader. Lock wings in S-foil position, we are passing through their magnetic field.
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Houston we HAVE a problem !
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well... the pilot was found dead in the bathroom today, but dont fear we have a highly trained crazy naked homeless guy for for a substitute
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african pilot XD
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Jesus take the wheel....please
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omg does nobody realize this guys naked? Everyone just keeps commenting on the thing that looks like a penis lol
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this is why the pilots introduce themselves over the com system, not face to face
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That man is from my country, Indonesia. I believe he is one of our native tribes in Papua. That wooden-cock thing is called "koteka", the only outfit the men of Papua tribes wear. Whilst, the women wear nothing but a straw-skirt.
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fucking abos
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BANANA. lemme take a bite
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Are you SURE you passed the eye examination to get your pilot's licence?
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GET TO DA CHOPPPA!
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Captain woodencock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pirates let rab some people!!!!! hou hou hou
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A genuine affirmitive action pilot
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Oh! you call that thing the joy stick?
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Hello welcome to the Internet. I will be your guide
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It's because of the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!
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kinda surprised at the lack of "cockpit" and "joystick" jokes
"der I can haz fly controlz and microphonez and maybe steer with mah woody" -
Air Detroit will be landing shortly...
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is this the high mile club???
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little does he know they switched out his partner at the last second...
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Thank you for flying Rastafaric Airlines. Have a good day.
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Afghanistan is going well.
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rapist on a plan
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AP Papua, New Guinea: Tommy Ootbu celebrates acquiring his "Type Rating" in a DeHavilland Twin Otter, along with his Flight Instructor Mike Lorenz. "Tommy is a natural born pilot" says Mike, "but we still have to work on his Instrument approaches". Ootbu has over 900 flight hours and hopes to one day work for one of the major Airlines.
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that was when the most drug addicted man on earth was left on a helicopter
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JUST AS PLANNED
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Ouch were hitting turbulance and i cant fit my nuts in these silly underpants
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hey that's me :(
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Flyin' down in 'copters, and snatchin' yo people up! Hide yo kids, hide yo wife...
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What nothing about a woody you guys all stupid?
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Al-Qaida airlines...
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Oh no, you cant drink and drive. But no one likes a sober pilot.
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OMFGCRAZYNAKEDFLYINGHOBOWITHAWOODENDICKFTWRFOTFLMFAO
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Control, we have a problem we can't get the landing gear down Well get the sexy stewardess out of the cockpit
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One Evil NIGA and the Twins went down!
"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"