Other's Explanations
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"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"
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Don't you see? It's a cockpit.
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whitey about to be replaced on the moon
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Obama's Air Force One Pilot
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it's all fun and games till the native with the penis-gourd takes the wheel.
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outsourced pilot
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Discovery Channel gave my village enough money for either dental work - or helicopter ride & strap-on: Well, ... How does it look!?
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A new ergonomic, wooden joystic for the fly, brings u pleasure and response!
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OMG WOODCOCK
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Kimbo Slice. The early years.
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Mentos, the fresh maker
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I had it with these muddafacka snakes on this muddafucka plane!
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South Americas most trusted Airlines
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africas revenge. now we are fucked.
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Damn it Jim... I'm a doctor; not a helicopter pilot with a dildo!
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It's a Dani (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dani_people) with a penis gourd getting the opportunity to sit in (and pose for) a helicopter. You have to fly to get in and out of Papua.
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who'd have thought flying would be soooooo much fun
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You're safe with me
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lol wooden condoms xD
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That man is from my country, Indonesia. I believe he is one of our native tribes in Papua. That wooden-cock thing is called "koteka", the only outfit the men of Papua tribes wear. Whilst, the women wear nothing but a straw-skirt.
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He's not wearing a seatbelt ! ! ! !
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yeah...this is living
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LET ME FLYYYYY I WANT TO FUCKING FLYYYYYYYYYYY
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The 9/11 highjacker that never made it.
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Thankyou for fling Papua New Guinea Airlines, and YES I AM THE FUCKING CAPTAIN!
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wait one min...Dad?
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mr t has really let himself go...
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Obama's new NASA
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I dunno what eet ees! BUT I F*CKIN LUV EET!!!!
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LOOK BRUDDA THIS ONES GOT A WIRLESS
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Cheech and Chong on crack and naked
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is he the only one who noticed their landing on a nude beach...bonner
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Mr.T On Drugs :0
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He has a BIG smile :)
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DERP!!
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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SHHH! i just farted
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giggedee giggedee
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african pilot XD
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When is it more important to wear a knit cap than it is to wear pants? Well I don't have a big wiener and I haven't flown a plane, but I'm guessing that's the best time.
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This gives new meaning to the term "Sporting Wood."
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye examination portion of your pilot's licence?
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I can't take this prick anywhere.
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get these motherf*cking aboriginese of my motherf*cking plane.
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Forget crossdressing, this is what Klinger should have done to get discharged!
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canibal holocaust
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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Well folks, we're experiencing just a little bit of turbulence. The Fasten Safety Belt sign is lit for your safety.
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Let's hope he doesn't mess up which one is the real control stick.
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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Taken from Danny Glovers new film "Hard-on Air"
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A wild Snorlax appears !
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Well at least with this guy terrorists wont fuck with us anymore
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OMG Black Heli Evoks on the loose
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omg does nobody realize this guys naked? Everyone just keeps commenting on the thing that looks like a penis lol
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UP
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honestly, I can't explain it.....it's just that bad -.-"
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I hope that seat is platified :-S
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wtf??
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Die whitey die! I'll stick my wooden penis in your eye!
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It's the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!!
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what? I can't be a pilot? is it because I'm black?..... -no, sir I'ts because you're naked!
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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It's gonna be a different world when my people come to power...bitches!
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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so that's where vuvuzelas are from.....mmm nice :D
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The gods must be crazy.
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Haven't we seen enough of those shaved cat images ... Now they gotta start with gorillas?
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There will be a small turbulence, please fasten your seatbelts and remain where you are, I know exactly what I'm doing, now where does this button stands for? Oh crap I left the microphone on...
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I've never been in a helicopter. It's giving me a WOODY!
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I. Shall. Gun. You. Down.
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the penis gourd of the Dani people are worn all the time, even under pants,
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cannibal holocaust
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Jesus take the wheel....please
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George Clinton's son gets soooo excited when he drives that choper.
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"Dont worry. Im EXTREMELY qualified..."
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A genuine affirmitive action pilot
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While being camped by cap fleet in Stain. - Anyone got an insta-undock from this station?
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ISA GAWIN TO DAH MUUUNNNN!
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fucking abos
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little does he know they switched out his partner at the last second...
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Oh no, you cant drink and drive. But no one likes a sober pilot.
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i soooo want to put that on the 404 page for my company website... might loose my job tho
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time for boarding. Don't be scared, it will be alright.
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thank you for flying southwest airlines
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Meanwhile in Jamaica...
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Ouch were hitting turbulance and i cant fit my nuts in these silly underpants
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that's some hot shit
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Trust me I'm the captain. I read this in a book before
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Behold, Kimbo Slice before weights
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Yothu Yindi Take Flight
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This is Tribal leader. Lock wings in S-foil position, we are passing through their magnetic field.
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BANANA. lemme take a bite
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well... the pilot was found dead in the bathroom today, but dont fear we have a highly trained crazy naked homeless guy for for a substitute
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this is taken in papua new guinea. the traditional dress uses a gourd over the man's penis for modesty. the terrain over there is really steep a lot of the mountains are only accessible by light plane or helicopter.
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This is a native of Waa or Wamena or Tembagapura, Irian Jaya Papua province of Indonesia, most likely sitting on a helicopter owned by Freeport McMoran. That penile covering is called koteka. Google up "koteka" images and you'll see. Koteka is a gourd.
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Landing by wood.
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What nothing about a woody you guys all stupid?
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I dont care what you say... That is a troll!
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I don't care if it is two hundred miles through uncharted jungle territory. I said I'll walk.
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and now to our traffic copter
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Affirmative Action hits the airlines.
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Oh! you call that thing the joy stick?
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This is an illustration of a Clutch Cargo cult in Papua, New Guinea.
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IT'S A TRAP
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"OOOohh...You mean this flight stick,i though you talking about mine"
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Quick Mr. Copilot! Pull up on the joy-dick!
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the origin of vuvuzelas are discovered!
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is that Kimbo?
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Thank you for flying Rastafaric Airlines. Have a good day.
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Are you SURE you passed the eye examination to get your pilot's licence?
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Ive had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
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Al-Qaida airlines...
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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is this the high mile club???
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Smile for the camohgoodgod!
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free ride for everyone
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indian cannibals ...IN A HELECOPTER! WERE FUCKED NOW!!!
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Afghanistan is going well.
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking with a special announcement as follows: OOGA GUNGA FLOOKA BUNGOO! YIP YIP ZANZIBAR!"
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Reverse exploration.
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Sanford and Son Smoke PCP
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The Force is strong with him!
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Who knew that Kimbo Slice was a registered pilot?!
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I think this is the Mr T's father...
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a dream of an actual real pilot, while laced on psychedelic drugs. He is hoping to wake up soon!
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The REAL B.A Baracus and Face...
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Kids dont do drugs
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"Just like to say good luck to you both, we're all counting on you"
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BOO CREEPY NAKED MAN FLYING A CHOPPER! HOORAY BEER!!!
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AP Papua, New Guinea: Tommy Ootbu celebrates acquiring his "Type Rating" in a DeHavilland Twin Otter, along with his Flight Instructor Mike Lorenz. "Tommy is a natural born pilot" says Mike, "but we still have to work on his Instrument approaches". Ootbu has over 900 flight hours and hopes to one day work for one of the major Airlines.
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One Evil NIGA and the Twins went down!
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"Start singing "Tiny Bubbles" now Don Ho !"
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kinda surprised at the lack of "cockpit" and "joystick" jokes
"der I can haz fly controlz and microphonez and maybe steer with mah woody" -
...and some people thought the 9/11 was a conspiracy....
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GET BACK TO DA CHOPPA
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haha i will shove my penis i mean bomb up your ass
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Yea I'll just take the next flight
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GET TO DA CHOPPPA!
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who cares what he's doing! why does he have three nostrils?
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There's someone on the plane! Some. Thing! -Skare
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OMFGCRAZYNAKEDFLYINGHOBOWITHAWOODENDICKFTWRFOTFLMFAO
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Should have gone to specsavers
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Nkongo enjoyed his heli ride very much. VERY much!!!
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rapist on a plan
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I just cant do it captain, I DON'T HAVE THE POWER......thats because you are not grabbing the throttle.......my penis.......no.......don't stop
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it is from a natgeo show
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Hello welcome to the Internet. I will be your guide
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Houston we HAVE a problem !
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Captain woodencock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pirates let rab some people!!!!! hou hou hou
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hey that's me :(
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Air Detroit will be landing shortly...
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mrs i wanna return my ticket i dont trust in the pilot....
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The aveverage Jamaican.
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EMERGENCY EMERGENCY!!! PLEASE FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS!!! EVERYTHING WILL BE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! (TOUCH WOOD) ;)
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cross-eyed
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I don't know about explaining the image, but I sure hope they clean that seat after he's done using it.
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this is not going to help my fear of flying!!
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call of duty: black ops. its a chopper gunner
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this is why the pilots introduce themselves over the com system, not face to face
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JUST AS PLANNED
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Ah, me know cockpit!
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Final episode of LOST: They finally got away from the Island!
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"lol wooden condoms xD"
yea... safer and reusable *xDDD
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I'm coming in for a landing & YOU GONNA GET RAPED
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It's because of the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!
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this is what kimbo slice lookd like befor the ufc
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yeah, I lost my penis during WWII, but I'm still a great helicopter pilot
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Flyin' down in 'copters, and snatchin' yo people up! Hide yo kids, hide yo wife...
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This is Smiling Bob. He and his boyfriend are flying high, thanks to Cialis.
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GETS THE FUCKS ON DIS PLANE BITCHES
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that was when the most drug addicted man on earth was left on a helicopter
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Play with the bull ? You get the horn !!
Puts new meaning into the phrase "Fly United" -
Control, we have a problem we can't get the landing gear down Well get the sexy stewardess out of the cockpit
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Lolz i unno i just flyin this helicopter
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Talibian terrorist is training for new 9/11
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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that explains why that Air France flight fucked up
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der derrrr I'm a retard that drives a plane derrr
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Chief of a newly discovered tribe back from demonstrating his ability to fly the big metal bird. An ability passed down in his genes from his knuckle dragging ancestors who frolicked with the gods that came down in metal birds, long, long ago
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What the audience never got to know: Indiana Jones never reached the plane in the jungle scene in "raiders of the lost ark". Instead one of the bad guys came first...
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Expedition (by helicopter) in an african aboriginal place. Once there, to bond with the locals, they let them try the helicopter and take pictures.
"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"