Other's Explanations
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"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"
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Don't you see? It's a cockpit.
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whitey about to be replaced on the moon
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Obama's Air Force One Pilot
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it's all fun and games till the native with the penis-gourd takes the wheel.
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outsourced pilot
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Discovery Channel gave my village enough money for either dental work - or helicopter ride & strap-on: Well, ... How does it look!?
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A new ergonomic, wooden joystic for the fly, brings u pleasure and response!
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South Americas most trusted Airlines
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OMG WOODCOCK
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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Mentos, the fresh maker
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It's a Dani (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dani_people) with a penis gourd getting the opportunity to sit in (and pose for) a helicopter. You have to fly to get in and out of Papua.
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A wild Snorlax appears !
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The 9/11 highjacker that never made it.
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is he the only one who noticed their landing on a nude beach...bonner
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lol wooden condoms xD
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indian cannibals ...IN A HELECOPTER! WERE FUCKED NOW!!!
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While being camped by cap fleet in Stain. - Anyone got an insta-undock from this station?
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I can't take this prick anywhere.
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who'd have thought flying would be soooooo much fun
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Obama's new NASA
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The gods must be crazy.
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Damn it Jim... I'm a doctor; not a helicopter pilot with a dildo!
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I had it with these muddafacka snakes on this muddafucka plane!
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UP
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Smile for the camohgoodgod!
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wtf??
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africas revenge. now we are fucked.
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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the origin of vuvuzelas are discovered!
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There will be a small turbulence, please fasten your seatbelts and remain where you are, I know exactly what I'm doing, now where does this button stands for? Oh crap I left the microphone on...
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time for boarding. Don't be scared, it will be alright.
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He's not wearing a seatbelt ! ! ! !
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye examination portion of your pilot's licence?
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Behold, Kimbo Slice before weights
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SHHH! i just farted
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giggedee giggedee
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When is it more important to wear a knit cap than it is to wear pants? Well I don't have a big wiener and I haven't flown a plane, but I'm guessing that's the best time.
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mr t has really let himself go...
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Trust me I'm the captain. I read this in a book before
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LET ME FLYYYYY I WANT TO FUCKING FLYYYYYYYYYYY
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that's some hot shit
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LOOK BRUDDA THIS ONES GOT A WIRLESS
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ISA GAWIN TO DAH MUUUNNNN!
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get these motherf*cking aboriginese of my motherf*cking plane.
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Sanford and Son Smoke PCP
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Haven't we seen enough of those shaved cat images ... Now they gotta start with gorillas?
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Kimbo Slice. The early years.
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Cheech and Chong on crack and naked
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George Clinton's son gets soooo excited when he drives that choper.
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yeah...this is living
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Well at least with this guy terrorists wont fuck with us anymore
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haha i will shove my penis i mean bomb up your ass
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Meanwhile in Jamaica...
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Thankyou for fling Papua New Guinea Airlines, and YES I AM THE FUCKING CAPTAIN!
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a dream of an actual real pilot, while laced on psychedelic drugs. He is hoping to wake up soon!
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call of duty: black ops. its a chopper gunner
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canibal holocaust
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Well folks, we're experiencing just a little bit of turbulence. The Fasten Safety Belt sign is lit for your safety.
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Reverse exploration.
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"OOOohh...You mean this flight stick,i though you talking about mine"
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the penis gourd of the Dani people are worn all the time, even under pants,
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You're safe with me
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Quick Mr. Copilot! Pull up on the joy-dick!
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honestly, I can't explain it.....it's just that bad -.-"
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Taken from Danny Glovers new film "Hard-on Air"
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Mr.T On Drugs :0
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thank you for flying southwest airlines
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I don't care if it is two hundred miles through uncharted jungle territory. I said I'll walk.
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wait one min...Dad?
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This is Tribal leader. Lock wings in S-foil position, we are passing through their magnetic field.
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I. Shall. Gun. You. Down.
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"Just like to say good luck to you both, we're all counting on you"
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He has a BIG smile :)
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fucking abos
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this is taken in papua new guinea. the traditional dress uses a gourd over the man's penis for modesty. the terrain over there is really steep a lot of the mountains are only accessible by light plane or helicopter.
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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hey that's me :(
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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well... the pilot was found dead in the bathroom today, but dont fear we have a highly trained crazy naked homeless guy for for a substitute
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This gives new meaning to the term "Sporting Wood."
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It's gonna be a different world when my people come to power...bitches!
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Forget crossdressing, this is what Klinger should have done to get discharged!
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Proof that man DID evolve from a monkey
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Who knew that Kimbo Slice was a registered pilot?!
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mrs i wanna return my ticket i dont trust in the pilot....
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GET BACK TO DA CHOPPA
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I just cant do it captain, I DON'T HAVE THE POWER......thats because you are not grabbing the throttle.......my penis.......no.......don't stop
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Let's hope he doesn't mess up which one is the real control stick.
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Houston we HAVE a problem !
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking with a special announcement as follows: OOGA GUNGA FLOOKA BUNGOO! YIP YIP ZANZIBAR!"
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Yea I'll just take the next flight
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Ouch were hitting turbulance and i cant fit my nuts in these silly underpants
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free ride for everyone
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A genuine affirmitive action pilot
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I think this is the Mr T's father...
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BOO CREEPY NAKED MAN FLYING A CHOPPER! HOORAY BEER!!!
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That man is from my country, Indonesia. I believe he is one of our native tribes in Papua. That wooden-cock thing is called "koteka", the only outfit the men of Papua tribes wear. Whilst, the women wear nothing but a straw-skirt.
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It's the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!!
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what? I can't be a pilot? is it because I'm black?..... -no, sir I'ts because you're naked!
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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I dunno what eet ees! BUT I F*CKIN LUV EET!!!!
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"Dont worry. Im EXTREMELY qualified..."
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Thank you for flying Rastafaric Airlines. Have a good day.
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I dont care what you say... That is a troll!
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DERP!!
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This is Smiling Bob. He and his boyfriend are flying high, thanks to Cialis.
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Oh! you call that thing the joy stick?
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this is why the pilots introduce themselves over the com system, not face to face
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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EMERGENCY EMERGENCY!!! PLEASE FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS!!! EVERYTHING WILL BE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! (TOUCH WOOD) ;)
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This is an illustration of a Clutch Cargo cult in Papua, New Guinea.
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cannibal holocaust
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AP Papua, New Guinea: Tommy Ootbu celebrates acquiring his "Type Rating" in a DeHavilland Twin Otter, along with his Flight Instructor Mike Lorenz. "Tommy is a natural born pilot" says Mike, "but we still have to work on his Instrument approaches". Ootbu has over 900 flight hours and hopes to one day work for one of the major Airlines.
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GET TO DA CHOPPPA!
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kinda surprised at the lack of "cockpit" and "joystick" jokes
"der I can haz fly controlz and microphonez and maybe steer with mah woody" -
Affirmative Action hits the airlines.
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BANANA. lemme take a bite
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this is what kimbo slice lookd like befor the ufc
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Are you SURE you passed the eye examination to get your pilot's licence?
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Die whitey die! I'll stick my wooden penis in your eye!
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The aveverage Jamaican.
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Captain woodencock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pirates let rab some people!!!!! hou hou hou
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Yothu Yindi Take Flight
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african pilot XD
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Nkongo enjoyed his heli ride very much. VERY much!!!
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Talibian terrorist is training for new 9/11
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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Final episode of LOST: They finally got away from the Island!
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What the audience never got to know: Indiana Jones never reached the plane in the jungle scene in "raiders of the lost ark". Instead one of the bad guys came first...
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Landing by wood.
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who cares what he's doing! why does he have three nostrils?
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it is from a natgeo show
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This is a native of Waa or Wamena or Tembagapura, Irian Jaya Papua province of Indonesia, most likely sitting on a helicopter owned by Freeport McMoran. That penile covering is called koteka. Google up "koteka" images and you'll see. Koteka is a gourd.
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and now to our traffic copter
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Lolz i unno i just flyin this helicopter
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Should have gone to specsavers
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I don't know about explaining the image, but I sure hope they clean that seat after he's done using it.
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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Hello welcome to the Internet. I will be your guide
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little does he know they switched out his partner at the last second...
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this is not going to help my fear of flying!!
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JUST AS PLANNED
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i soooo want to put that on the 404 page for my company website... might loose my job tho
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OMG Black Heli Evoks on the loose
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Ive had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
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Jesus take the wheel....please
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Air Detroit will be landing shortly...
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It's because of the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!
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Ah, me know cockpit!
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that was when the most drug addicted man on earth was left on a helicopter
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Al-Qaida airlines...
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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so that's where vuvuzelas are from.....mmm nice :D
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...and some people thought the 9/11 was a conspiracy....
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"Start singing "Tiny Bubbles" now Don Ho !"
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Afghanistan is going well.
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I've never been in a helicopter. It's giving me a WOODY!
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The Force is strong with him!
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cross-eyed
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Oh no, you cant drink and drive. But no one likes a sober pilot.
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Kids dont do drugs
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GETS THE FUCKS ON DIS PLANE BITCHES
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FUCK
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that explains why that Air France flight fucked up
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I hope that seat is platified :-S
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omg does nobody realize this guys naked? Everyone just keeps commenting on the thing that looks like a penis lol
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IT'S A TRAP
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is this the high mile club???
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There's someone on the plane! Some. Thing! -Skare
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rapist on a plan
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yeah, I lost my penis during WWII, but I'm still a great helicopter pilot
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One Evil NIGA and the Twins went down!
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What nothing about a woody you guys all stupid?
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Chief of a newly discovered tribe back from demonstrating his ability to fly the big metal bird. An ability passed down in his genes from his knuckle dragging ancestors who frolicked with the gods that came down in metal birds, long, long ago
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Flyin' down in 'copters, and snatchin' yo people up! Hide yo kids, hide yo wife...
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OMFGCRAZYNAKEDFLYINGHOBOWITHAWOODENDICKFTWRFOTFLMFAO
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The REAL B.A Baracus and Face...
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Control, we have a problem we can't get the landing gear down Well get the sexy stewardess out of the cockpit
"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"