Other's Explanations
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"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"
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Don't you see? It's a cockpit.
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whitey about to be replaced on the moon
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it's all fun and games till the native with the penis-gourd takes the wheel.
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Obama's Air Force One Pilot
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Discovery Channel gave my village enough money for either dental work - or helicopter ride & strap-on: Well, ... How does it look!?
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South Americas most trusted Airlines
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Mentos, the fresh maker
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Thankyou for fling Papua New Guinea Airlines, and YES I AM THE FUCKING CAPTAIN!
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outsourced pilot
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a dream of an actual real pilot, while laced on psychedelic drugs. He is hoping to wake up soon!
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A new ergonomic, wooden joystic for the fly, brings u pleasure and response!
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Obama's new NASA
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who'd have thought flying would be soooooo much fun
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OMG WOODCOCK
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It's a Dani (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dani_people) with a penis gourd getting the opportunity to sit in (and pose for) a helicopter. You have to fly to get in and out of Papua.
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mr t has really let himself go...
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While being camped by cap fleet in Stain. - Anyone got an insta-undock from this station?
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"OOOohh...You mean this flight stick,i though you talking about mine"
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honestly, I can't explain it.....it's just that bad -.-"
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giggedee giggedee
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He has a BIG smile :)
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Proof that man DID evolve from a monkey
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UP
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Sanford and Son Smoke PCP
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yeah...this is living
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George Clinton's son gets soooo excited when he drives that choper.
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I. Shall. Gun. You. Down.
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GET BACK TO DA CHOPPA
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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Die whitey die! I'll stick my wooden penis in your eye!
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Kimbo Slice. The early years.
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Jesus take the wheel....please
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haha i will shove my penis i mean bomb up your ass
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Let's hope he doesn't mess up which one is the real control stick.
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I don't know about explaining the image, but I sure hope they clean that seat after he's done using it.
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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I dont care what you say... That is a troll!
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This gives new meaning to the term "Sporting Wood."
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what? I can't be a pilot? is it because I'm black?..... -no, sir I'ts because you're naked!
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Talibian terrorist is training for new 9/11
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The Force is strong with him!
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Hello welcome to the Internet. I will be your guide
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the origin of vuvuzelas are discovered!
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Meanwhile in Jamaica...
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wait one min...Dad?
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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Smile for the camohgoodgod!
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it is from a natgeo show
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You're safe with me
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The 9/11 highjacker that never made it.
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ISA GAWIN TO DAH MUUUNNNN!
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Oh! you call that thing the joy stick?
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I don't care if it is two hundred miles through uncharted jungle territory. I said I'll walk.
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Ive had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
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I had it with these muddafacka snakes on this muddafucka plane!
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thank you for flying southwest airlines
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Who knew that Kimbo Slice was a registered pilot?!
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GETS THE FUCKS ON DIS PLANE BITCHES
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Damn it Jim... I'm a doctor; not a helicopter pilot with a dildo!
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...and some people thought the 9/11 was a conspiracy....
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indian cannibals ...IN A HELECOPTER! WERE FUCKED NOW!!!
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africas revenge. now we are fucked.
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DERP!!
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Ah, me know cockpit!
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this is what kimbo slice lookd like befor the ufc
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BOO CREEPY NAKED MAN FLYING A CHOPPER! HOORAY BEER!!!
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Reverse exploration.
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cross-eyed
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mrs i wanna return my ticket i dont trust in the pilot....
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I dunno what eet ees! BUT I F*CKIN LUV EET!!!!
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call of duty: black ops. its a chopper gunner
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canibal holocaust
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Well folks, we're experiencing just a little bit of turbulence. The Fasten Safety Belt sign is lit for your safety.
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GET TO DA CHOPPPA!
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I've never been in a helicopter. It's giving me a WOODY!
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is he the only one who noticed their landing on a nude beach...bonner
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What the audience never got to know: Indiana Jones never reached the plane in the jungle scene in "raiders of the lost ark". Instead one of the bad guys came first...
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Must Visit Pakistan Free Classified website.You can post free classified ad with out registration on LMF and buy and sale everything through LMF. LMF provides online classified jobs , as well as newspaper Jobs http://www.lmf.com.pk
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cannibal holocaust
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"Start singing "Tiny Bubbles" now Don Ho !"
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Taken from Danny Glovers new film "Hard-on Air"
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"Dont worry. Im EXTREMELY qualified..."
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and now to our traffic copter
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OMG Black Heli Evoks on the loose
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Final episode of LOST: They finally got away from the Island!
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This is a native of Waa or Wamena or Tembagapura, Irian Jaya Papua province of Indonesia, most likely sitting on a helicopter owned by Freeport McMoran. That penile covering is called koteka. Google up "koteka" images and you'll see. Koteka is a gourd.
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lol wooden condoms xD
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He's not wearing a seatbelt ! ! ! !
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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I just cant do it captain, I DON'T HAVE THE POWER......thats because you are not grabbing the throttle.......my penis.......no.......don't stop
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LOOK BRUDDA THIS ONES GOT A WIRLESS
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Mr.T On Drugs :0
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I think this is the Mr T's father...
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Yea I'll just take the next flight
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It's because of the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!
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OMFGCRAZYNAKEDFLYINGHOBOWITHAWOODENDICKFTWRFOTFLMFAO
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SHHH! i just farted
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The gods must be crazy.
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A wild Snorlax appears !
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This is Tribal leader. Lock wings in S-foil position, we are passing through their magnetic field.
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BANANA. lemme take a bite
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A genuine affirmitive action pilot
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so that's where vuvuzelas are from.....mmm nice :D
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Should have gone to specsavers
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Cheech and Chong on crack and naked
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get these motherf*cking aboriginese of my motherf*cking plane.
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It's the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!!
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I hope that seat is platified :-S
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Behold, Kimbo Slice before weights
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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this is not going to help my fear of flying!!
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Well at least with this guy terrorists wont fuck with us anymore
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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little does he know they switched out his partner at the last second...
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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"Just like to say good luck to you both, we're all counting on you"
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EMERGENCY EMERGENCY!!! PLEASE FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS!!! EVERYTHING WILL BE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! (TOUCH WOOD) ;)
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Landing by wood.
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kinda surprised at the lack of "cockpit" and "joystick" jokes
"der I can haz fly controlz and microphonez and maybe steer with mah woody" -
Yothu Yindi Take Flight
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Air Detroit will be landing shortly...
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That man is from my country, Indonesia. I believe he is one of our native tribes in Papua. That wooden-cock thing is called "koteka", the only outfit the men of Papua tribes wear. Whilst, the women wear nothing but a straw-skirt.
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Quick Mr. Copilot! Pull up on the joy-dick!
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this is taken in papua new guinea. the traditional dress uses a gourd over the man's penis for modesty. the terrain over there is really steep a lot of the mountains are only accessible by light plane or helicopter.
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yeah, I lost my penis during WWII, but I'm still a great helicopter pilot
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this is why the pilots introduce themselves over the com system, not face to face
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that explains why that Air France flight fucked up
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This is Smiling Bob. He and his boyfriend are flying high, thanks to Cialis.
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Forget crossdressing, this is what Klinger should have done to get discharged!
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IT'S A TRAP
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free ride for everyone
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the penis gourd of the Dani people are worn all the time, even under pants,
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well... the pilot was found dead in the bathroom today, but dont fear we have a highly trained crazy naked homeless guy for for a substitute
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There will be a small turbulence, please fasten your seatbelts and remain where you are, I know exactly what I'm doing, now where does this button stands for? Oh crap I left the microphone on...
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Haven't we seen enough of those shaved cat images ... Now they gotta start with gorillas?
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Oh no, you cant drink and drive. But no one likes a sober pilot.
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Nkongo enjoyed his heli ride very much. VERY much!!!
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When is it more important to wear a knit cap than it is to wear pants? Well I don't have a big wiener and I haven't flown a plane, but I'm guessing that's the best time.
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LET ME FLYYYYY I WANT TO FUCKING FLYYYYYYYYYYY
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye examination portion of your pilot's licence?
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i soooo want to put that on the 404 page for my company website... might loose my job tho
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Lolz i unno i just flyin this helicopter
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rapist on a plan
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wtf??
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The aveverage Jamaican.
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Captain woodencock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pirates let rab some people!!!!! hou hou hou
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This is an illustration of a Clutch Cargo cult in Papua, New Guinea.
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I can't take this prick anywhere.
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Houston we HAVE a problem !
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omg does nobody realize this guys naked? Everyone just keeps commenting on the thing that looks like a penis lol
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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking with a special announcement as follows: OOGA GUNGA FLOOKA BUNGOO! YIP YIP ZANZIBAR!"
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AP Papua, New Guinea: Tommy Ootbu celebrates acquiring his "Type Rating" in a DeHavilland Twin Otter, along with his Flight Instructor Mike Lorenz. "Tommy is a natural born pilot" says Mike, "but we still have to work on his Instrument approaches". Ootbu has over 900 flight hours and hopes to one day work for one of the major Airlines.
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Kids dont do drugs
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Ouch were hitting turbulance and i cant fit my nuts in these silly underpants
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It's gonna be a different world when my people come to power...bitches!
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Afghanistan is going well.
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is this the high mile club???
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FUCK
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Control, we have a problem we can't get the landing gear down Well get the sexy stewardess out of the cockpit
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hey that's me :(
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JUST AS PLANNED
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Flyin' down in 'copters, and snatchin' yo people up! Hide yo kids, hide yo wife...
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that's some hot shit
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african pilot XD
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Trust me I'm the captain. I read this in a book before
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One Evil NIGA and the Twins went down!
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time for boarding. Don't be scared, it will be alright.
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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What nothing about a woody you guys all stupid?
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fucking abos
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that was when the most drug addicted man on earth was left on a helicopter
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Thank you for flying Rastafaric Airlines. Have a good day.
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Are you SURE you passed the eye examination to get your pilot's licence?
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Al-Qaida airlines...
"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"