Other's Explanations
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"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"
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Don't you see? It's a cockpit.
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whitey about to be replaced on the moon
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it's all fun and games till the native with the penis-gourd takes the wheel.
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Obama's Air Force One Pilot
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Discovery Channel gave my village enough money for either dental work - or helicopter ride & strap-on: Well, ... How does it look!?
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South Americas most trusted Airlines
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Mentos, the fresh maker
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Thankyou for fling Papua New Guinea Airlines, and YES I AM THE FUCKING CAPTAIN!
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a dream of an actual real pilot, while laced on psychedelic drugs. He is hoping to wake up soon!
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outsourced pilot
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A new ergonomic, wooden joystic for the fly, brings u pleasure and response!
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Obama's new NASA
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OMG WOODCOCK
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who'd have thought flying would be soooooo much fun
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It's a Dani (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dani_people) with a penis gourd getting the opportunity to sit in (and pose for) a helicopter. You have to fly to get in and out of Papua.
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mr t has really let himself go...
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honestly, I can't explain it.....it's just that bad -.-"
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While being camped by cap fleet in Stain. - Anyone got an insta-undock from this station?
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"OOOohh...You mean this flight stick,i though you talking about mine"
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giggedee giggedee
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Sanford and Son Smoke PCP
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Proof that man DID evolve from a monkey
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yeah...this is living
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UP
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He has a BIG smile :)
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George Clinton's son gets soooo excited when he drives that choper.
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I. Shall. Gun. You. Down.
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Jesus take the wheel....please
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GET BACK TO DA CHOPPA
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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haha i will shove my penis i mean bomb up your ass
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I don't know about explaining the image, but I sure hope they clean that seat after he's done using it.
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This gives new meaning to the term "Sporting Wood."
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what? I can't be a pilot? is it because I'm black?..... -no, sir I'ts because you're naked!
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Talibian terrorist is training for new 9/11
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Die whitey die! I'll stick my wooden penis in your eye!
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Kimbo Slice. The early years.
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Let's hope he doesn't mess up which one is the real control stick.
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wait one min...Dad?
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I dont care what you say... That is a troll!
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The Force is strong with him!
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Hello welcome to the Internet. I will be your guide
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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I don't care if it is two hundred miles through uncharted jungle territory. I said I'll walk.
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Meanwhile in Jamaica...
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it is from a natgeo show
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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Smile for the camohgoodgod!
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Oh! you call that thing the joy stick?
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Ive had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
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You're safe with me
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the origin of vuvuzelas are discovered!
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Damn it Jim... I'm a doctor; not a helicopter pilot with a dildo!
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ISA GAWIN TO DAH MUUUNNNN!
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thank you for flying southwest airlines
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Who knew that Kimbo Slice was a registered pilot?!
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...and some people thought the 9/11 was a conspiracy....
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BOO CREEPY NAKED MAN FLYING A CHOPPER! HOORAY BEER!!!
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indian cannibals ...IN A HELECOPTER! WERE FUCKED NOW!!!
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The 9/11 highjacker that never made it.
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africas revenge. now we are fucked.
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Ah, me know cockpit!
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GETS THE FUCKS ON DIS PLANE BITCHES
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I had it with these muddafacka snakes on this muddafucka plane!
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this is what kimbo slice lookd like befor the ufc
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I dunno what eet ees! BUT I F*CKIN LUV EET!!!!
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call of duty: black ops. its a chopper gunner
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canibal holocaust
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DERP!!
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cross-eyed
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mrs i wanna return my ticket i dont trust in the pilot....
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lol wooden condoms xD
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Taken from Danny Glovers new film "Hard-on Air"
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Reverse exploration.
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GET TO DA CHOPPPA!
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I've never been in a helicopter. It's giving me a WOODY!
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is he the only one who noticed their landing on a nude beach...bonner
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Well folks, we're experiencing just a little bit of turbulence. The Fasten Safety Belt sign is lit for your safety.
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What the audience never got to know: Indiana Jones never reached the plane in the jungle scene in "raiders of the lost ark". Instead one of the bad guys came first...
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"Dont worry. Im EXTREMELY qualified..."
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cannibal holocaust
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"Start singing "Tiny Bubbles" now Don Ho !"
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I just cant do it captain, I DON'T HAVE THE POWER......thats because you are not grabbing the throttle.......my penis.......no.......don't stop
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It's because of the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!
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This is a native of Waa or Wamena or Tembagapura, Irian Jaya Papua province of Indonesia, most likely sitting on a helicopter owned by Freeport McMoran. That penile covering is called koteka. Google up "koteka" images and you'll see. Koteka is a gourd.
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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Yea I'll just take the next flight
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and now to our traffic copter
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OMG Black Heli Evoks on the loose
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Final episode of LOST: They finally got away from the Island!
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LOOK BRUDDA THIS ONES GOT A WIRLESS
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The gods must be crazy.
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Mr.T On Drugs :0
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so that's where vuvuzelas are from.....mmm nice :D
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OMFGCRAZYNAKEDFLYINGHOBOWITHAWOODENDICKFTWRFOTFLMFAO
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A wild Snorlax appears !
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He's not wearing a seatbelt ! ! ! !
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I think this is the Mr T's father...
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I hope that seat is platified :-S
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Cheech and Chong on crack and naked
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Behold, Kimbo Slice before weights
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This is Tribal leader. Lock wings in S-foil position, we are passing through their magnetic field.
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It's the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!!
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Should have gone to specsavers
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SHHH! i just farted
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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BANANA. lemme take a bite
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A genuine affirmitive action pilot
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little does he know they switched out his partner at the last second...
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get these motherf*cking aboriginese of my motherf*cking plane.
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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this is not going to help my fear of flying!!
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"Just like to say good luck to you both, we're all counting on you"
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Landing by wood.
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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Air Detroit will be landing shortly...
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Well at least with this guy terrorists wont fuck with us anymore
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EMERGENCY EMERGENCY!!! PLEASE FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS!!! EVERYTHING WILL BE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! (TOUCH WOOD) ;)
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kinda surprised at the lack of "cockpit" and "joystick" jokes
"der I can haz fly controlz and microphonez and maybe steer with mah woody" -
That man is from my country, Indonesia. I believe he is one of our native tribes in Papua. That wooden-cock thing is called "koteka", the only outfit the men of Papua tribes wear. Whilst, the women wear nothing but a straw-skirt.
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Yothu Yindi Take Flight
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This is Smiling Bob. He and his boyfriend are flying high, thanks to Cialis.
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this is taken in papua new guinea. the traditional dress uses a gourd over the man's penis for modesty. the terrain over there is really steep a lot of the mountains are only accessible by light plane or helicopter.
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this is why the pilots introduce themselves over the com system, not face to face
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LET ME FLYYYYY I WANT TO FUCKING FLYYYYYYYYYYY
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yeah, I lost my penis during WWII, but I'm still a great helicopter pilot
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IT'S A TRAP
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Forget crossdressing, this is what Klinger should have done to get discharged!
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Quick Mr. Copilot! Pull up on the joy-dick!
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the penis gourd of the Dani people are worn all the time, even under pants,
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Haven't we seen enough of those shaved cat images ... Now they gotta start with gorillas?
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Nkongo enjoyed his heli ride very much. VERY much!!!
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye examination portion of your pilot's licence?
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free ride for everyone
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that explains why that Air France flight fucked up
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When is it more important to wear a knit cap than it is to wear pants? Well I don't have a big wiener and I haven't flown a plane, but I'm guessing that's the best time.
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well... the pilot was found dead in the bathroom today, but dont fear we have a highly trained crazy naked homeless guy for for a substitute
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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There will be a small turbulence, please fasten your seatbelts and remain where you are, I know exactly what I'm doing, now where does this button stands for? Oh crap I left the microphone on...
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Oh no, you cant drink and drive. But no one likes a sober pilot.
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The aveverage Jamaican.
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i soooo want to put that on the 404 page for my company website... might loose my job tho
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rapist on a plan
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wtf??
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This is an illustration of a Clutch Cargo cult in Papua, New Guinea.
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omg does nobody realize this guys naked? Everyone just keeps commenting on the thing that looks like a penis lol
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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking with a special announcement as follows: OOGA GUNGA FLOOKA BUNGOO! YIP YIP ZANZIBAR!"
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I can't take this prick anywhere.
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Lolz i unno i just flyin this helicopter
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Captain woodencock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pirates let rab some people!!!!! hou hou hou
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Houston we HAVE a problem !
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Kids dont do drugs
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Ouch were hitting turbulance and i cant fit my nuts in these silly underpants
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is this the high mile club???
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It's gonna be a different world when my people come to power...bitches!
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AP Papua, New Guinea: Tommy Ootbu celebrates acquiring his "Type Rating" in a DeHavilland Twin Otter, along with his Flight Instructor Mike Lorenz. "Tommy is a natural born pilot" says Mike, "but we still have to work on his Instrument approaches". Ootbu has over 900 flight hours and hopes to one day work for one of the major Airlines.
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Afghanistan is going well.
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FUCK
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hey that's me :(
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Control, we have a problem we can't get the landing gear down Well get the sexy stewardess out of the cockpit
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Flyin' down in 'copters, and snatchin' yo people up! Hide yo kids, hide yo wife...
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that's some hot shit
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african pilot XD
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One Evil NIGA and the Twins went down!
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Trust me I'm the captain. I read this in a book before
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JUST AS PLANNED
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What nothing about a woody you guys all stupid?
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time for boarding. Don't be scared, it will be alright.
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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Thank you for flying Rastafaric Airlines. Have a good day.
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fucking abos
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that was when the most drug addicted man on earth was left on a helicopter
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Are you SURE you passed the eye examination to get your pilot's licence?
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Al-Qaida airlines...
"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"