Other's Explanations
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"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"
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Don't you see? It's a cockpit.
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whitey about to be replaced on the moon
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it's all fun and games till the native with the penis-gourd takes the wheel.
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Obama's Air Force One Pilot
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Discovery Channel gave my village enough money for either dental work - or helicopter ride & strap-on: Well, ... How does it look!?
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Mentos, the fresh maker
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outsourced pilot
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South Americas most trusted Airlines
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Thankyou for fling Papua New Guinea Airlines, and YES I AM THE FUCKING CAPTAIN!
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A new ergonomic, wooden joystic for the fly, brings u pleasure and response!
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a dream of an actual real pilot, while laced on psychedelic drugs. He is hoping to wake up soon!
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mr t has really let himself go...
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who'd have thought flying would be soooooo much fun
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honestly, I can't explain it.....it's just that bad -.-"
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Obama's new NASA
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Sanford and Son Smoke PCP
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OMG WOODCOCK
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While being camped by cap fleet in Stain. - Anyone got an insta-undock from this station?
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He has a BIG smile :)
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giggedee giggedee
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"OOOohh...You mean this flight stick,i though you talking about mine"
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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It's a Dani (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dani_people) with a penis gourd getting the opportunity to sit in (and pose for) a helicopter. You have to fly to get in and out of Papua.
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Proof that man DID evolve from a monkey
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GET BACK TO DA CHOPPA
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Talibian terrorist is training for new 9/11
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Die whitey die! I'll stick my wooden penis in your eye!
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haha i will shove my penis i mean bomb up your ass
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I. Shall. Gun. You. Down.
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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wait one min...Dad?
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africas revenge. now we are fucked.
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UP
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what? I can't be a pilot? is it because I'm black?..... -no, sir I'ts because you're naked!
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...and some people thought the 9/11 was a conspiracy....
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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Damn it Jim... I'm a doctor; not a helicopter pilot with a dildo!
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The Force is strong with him!
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the origin of vuvuzelas are discovered!
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Meanwhile in Jamaica...
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Jesus take the wheel....please
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George Clinton's son gets soooo excited when he drives that choper.
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yeah...this is living
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He's not wearing a seatbelt ! ! ! !
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Kimbo Slice. The early years.
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Oh! you call that thing the joy stick?
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You're safe with me
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canibal holocaust
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Who knew that Kimbo Slice was a registered pilot?!
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BOO CREEPY NAKED MAN FLYING A CHOPPER! HOORAY BEER!!!
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I dont care what you say... That is a troll!
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this is what kimbo slice lookd like befor the ufc
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is he the only one who noticed their landing on a nude beach...bonner
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ISA GAWIN TO DAH MUUUNNNN!
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This gives new meaning to the term "Sporting Wood."
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and now to our traffic copter
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I don't know about explaining the image, but I sure hope they clean that seat after he's done using it.
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Hello welcome to the Internet. I will be your guide
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Final episode of LOST: They finally got away from the Island!
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"Start singing "Tiny Bubbles" now Don Ho !"
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Taken from Danny Glovers new film "Hard-on Air"
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it is from a natgeo show
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GETS THE FUCKS ON DIS PLANE BITCHES
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LOOK BRUDDA THIS ONES GOT A WIRLESS
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Smile for the camohgoodgod!
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Let's hope he doesn't mess up which one is the real control stick.
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cross-eyed
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OMFGCRAZYNAKEDFLYINGHOBOWITHAWOODENDICKFTWRFOTFLMFAO
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I had it with these muddafacka snakes on this muddafucka plane!
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I don't care if it is two hundred miles through uncharted jungle territory. I said I'll walk.
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I just cant do it captain, I DON'T HAVE THE POWER......thats because you are not grabbing the throttle.......my penis.......no.......don't stop
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Should have gone to specsavers
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I dunno what eet ees! BUT I F*CKIN LUV EET!!!!
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OMG Black Heli Evoks on the loose
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indian cannibals ...IN A HELECOPTER! WERE FUCKED NOW!!!
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What the audience never got to know: Indiana Jones never reached the plane in the jungle scene in "raiders of the lost ark". Instead one of the bad guys came first...
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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Yea I'll just take the next flight
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DERP!!
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so that's where vuvuzelas are from.....mmm nice :D
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thank you for flying southwest airlines
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I think this is the Mr T's father...
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mrs i wanna return my ticket i dont trust in the pilot....
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GET TO DA CHOPPPA!
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Ah, me know cockpit!
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I've never been in a helicopter. It's giving me a WOODY!
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The 9/11 highjacker that never made it.
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"Dont worry. Im EXTREMELY qualified..."
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BANANA. lemme take a bite
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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This is Tribal leader. Lock wings in S-foil position, we are passing through their magnetic field.
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Yothu Yindi Take Flight
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A wild Snorlax appears !
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Well folks, we're experiencing just a little bit of turbulence. The Fasten Safety Belt sign is lit for your safety.
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Mr.T On Drugs :0
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kinda surprised at the lack of "cockpit" and "joystick" jokes
"der I can haz fly controlz and microphonez and maybe steer with mah woody" -
Ive had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
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That man is from my country, Indonesia. I believe he is one of our native tribes in Papua. That wooden-cock thing is called "koteka", the only outfit the men of Papua tribes wear. Whilst, the women wear nothing but a straw-skirt.
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Reverse exploration.
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call of duty: black ops. its a chopper gunner
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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A genuine affirmitive action pilot
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little does he know they switched out his partner at the last second...
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This is a native of Waa or Wamena or Tembagapura, Irian Jaya Papua province of Indonesia, most likely sitting on a helicopter owned by Freeport McMoran. That penile covering is called koteka. Google up "koteka" images and you'll see. Koteka is a gourd.
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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Cheech and Chong on crack and naked
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SHHH! i just farted
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lol wooden condoms xD
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It's because of the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!
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get these motherf*cking aboriginese of my motherf*cking plane.
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"Just like to say good luck to you both, we're all counting on you"
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this is not going to help my fear of flying!!
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cannibal holocaust
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EMERGENCY EMERGENCY!!! PLEASE FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS!!! EVERYTHING WILL BE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! (TOUCH WOOD) ;)
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this is why the pilots introduce themselves over the com system, not face to face
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I can't take this prick anywhere.
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LET ME FLYYYYY I WANT TO FUCKING FLYYYYYYYYYYY
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Nkongo enjoyed his heli ride very much. VERY much!!!
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When is it more important to wear a knit cap than it is to wear pants? Well I don't have a big wiener and I haven't flown a plane, but I'm guessing that's the best time.
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I hope that seat is platified :-S
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This is Smiling Bob. He and his boyfriend are flying high, thanks to Cialis.
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Landing by wood.
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Haven't we seen enough of those shaved cat images ... Now they gotta start with gorillas?
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Forget crossdressing, this is what Klinger should have done to get discharged!
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the penis gourd of the Dani people are worn all the time, even under pants,
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Lolz i unno i just flyin this helicopter
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The gods must be crazy.
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Well at least with this guy terrorists wont fuck with us anymore
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Behold, Kimbo Slice before weights
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It's the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!!
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is this the high mile club???
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There will be a small turbulence, please fasten your seatbelts and remain where you are, I know exactly what I'm doing, now where does this button stands for? Oh crap I left the microphone on...
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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this is taken in papua new guinea. the traditional dress uses a gourd over the man's penis for modesty. the terrain over there is really steep a lot of the mountains are only accessible by light plane or helicopter.
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IT'S A TRAP
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rapist on a plan
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Air Detroit will be landing shortly...
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well... the pilot was found dead in the bathroom today, but dont fear we have a highly trained crazy naked homeless guy for for a substitute
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yeah, I lost my penis during WWII, but I'm still a great helicopter pilot
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Quick Mr. Copilot! Pull up on the joy-dick!
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Oh no, you cant drink and drive. But no one likes a sober pilot.
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This is an illustration of a Clutch Cargo cult in Papua, New Guinea.
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Houston we HAVE a problem !
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free ride for everyone
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i soooo want to put that on the 404 page for my company website... might loose my job tho
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that explains why that Air France flight fucked up
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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Ouch were hitting turbulance and i cant fit my nuts in these silly underpants
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wtf??
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye examination portion of your pilot's licence?
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Kids dont do drugs
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It's gonna be a different world when my people come to power...bitches!
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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JUST AS PLANNED
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Afghanistan is going well.
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omg does nobody realize this guys naked? Everyone just keeps commenting on the thing that looks like a penis lol
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Control, we have a problem we can't get the landing gear down Well get the sexy stewardess out of the cockpit
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The aveverage Jamaican.
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Captain woodencock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pirates let rab some people!!!!! hou hou hou
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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking with a special announcement as follows: OOGA GUNGA FLOOKA BUNGOO! YIP YIP ZANZIBAR!"
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AP Papua, New Guinea: Tommy Ootbu celebrates acquiring his "Type Rating" in a DeHavilland Twin Otter, along with his Flight Instructor Mike Lorenz. "Tommy is a natural born pilot" says Mike, "but we still have to work on his Instrument approaches". Ootbu has over 900 flight hours and hopes to one day work for one of the major Airlines.
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hey that's me :(
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african pilot XD
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Trust me I'm the captain. I read this in a book before
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Thank you for flying Rastafaric Airlines. Have a good day.
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FUCK
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One Evil NIGA and the Twins went down!
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that's some hot shit
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fucking abos
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Flyin' down in 'copters, and snatchin' yo people up! Hide yo kids, hide yo wife...
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What nothing about a woody you guys all stupid?
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time for boarding. Don't be scared, it will be alright.
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that was when the most drug addicted man on earth was left on a helicopter
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Are you SURE you passed the eye examination to get your pilot's licence?
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Al-Qaida airlines...
"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"