Other's Explanations
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"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"
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Don't you see? It's a cockpit.
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whitey about to be replaced on the moon
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it's all fun and games till the native with the penis-gourd takes the wheel.
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Obama's Air Force One Pilot
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Discovery Channel gave my village enough money for either dental work - or helicopter ride & strap-on: Well, ... How does it look!?
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South Americas most trusted Airlines
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Mentos, the fresh maker
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Thankyou for fling Papua New Guinea Airlines, and YES I AM THE FUCKING CAPTAIN!
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outsourced pilot
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A new ergonomic, wooden joystic for the fly, brings u pleasure and response!
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Obama's new NASA
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a dream of an actual real pilot, while laced on psychedelic drugs. He is hoping to wake up soon!
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who'd have thought flying would be soooooo much fun
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OMG WOODCOCK
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It's a Dani (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dani_people) with a penis gourd getting the opportunity to sit in (and pose for) a helicopter. You have to fly to get in and out of Papua.
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mr t has really let himself go...
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honestly, I can't explain it.....it's just that bad -.-"
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While being camped by cap fleet in Stain. - Anyone got an insta-undock from this station?
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He has a BIG smile :)
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"OOOohh...You mean this flight stick,i though you talking about mine"
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George Clinton's son gets soooo excited when he drives that choper.
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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giggedee giggedee
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Sanford and Son Smoke PCP
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Proof that man DID evolve from a monkey
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yeah...this is living
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Jesus take the wheel....please
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GET BACK TO DA CHOPPA
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haha i will shove my penis i mean bomb up your ass
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UP
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what? I can't be a pilot? is it because I'm black?..... -no, sir I'ts because you're naked!
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The 9/11 highjacker that never made it.
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Die whitey die! I'll stick my wooden penis in your eye!
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I. Shall. Gun. You. Down.
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Kimbo Slice. The early years.
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wait one min...Dad?
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Talibian terrorist is training for new 9/11
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Meanwhile in Jamaica...
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This gives new meaning to the term "Sporting Wood."
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The Force is strong with him!
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Let's hope he doesn't mess up which one is the real control stick.
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I dont care what you say... That is a troll!
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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Hello welcome to the Internet. I will be your guide
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the origin of vuvuzelas are discovered!
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africas revenge. now we are fucked.
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Who knew that Kimbo Slice was a registered pilot?!
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I don't know about explaining the image, but I sure hope they clean that seat after he's done using it.
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You're safe with me
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Ive had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
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Damn it Jim... I'm a doctor; not a helicopter pilot with a dildo!
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ISA GAWIN TO DAH MUUUNNNN!
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Smile for the camohgoodgod!
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indian cannibals ...IN A HELECOPTER! WERE FUCKED NOW!!!
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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Oh! you call that thing the joy stick?
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Reverse exploration.
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it is from a natgeo show
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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Ah, me know cockpit!
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...and some people thought the 9/11 was a conspiracy....
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I've never been in a helicopter. It's giving me a WOODY!
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GETS THE FUCKS ON DIS PLANE BITCHES
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I dunno what eet ees! BUT I F*CKIN LUV EET!!!!
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this is what kimbo slice lookd like befor the ufc
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is he the only one who noticed their landing on a nude beach...bonner
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mrs i wanna return my ticket i dont trust in the pilot....
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thank you for flying southwest airlines
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I don't care if it is two hundred miles through uncharted jungle territory. I said I'll walk.
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I had it with these muddafacka snakes on this muddafucka plane!
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canibal holocaust
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Must Visit Pakistan Free Classified website.You can post free classified ad with out registration on LMF and buy and sale everything through LMF. LMF provides online classified jobs , as well as newspaper Jobs http://www.lmf.com.pk
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DERP!!
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and now to our traffic copter
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cross-eyed
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BOO CREEPY NAKED MAN FLYING A CHOPPER! HOORAY BEER!!!
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Well folks, we're experiencing just a little bit of turbulence. The Fasten Safety Belt sign is lit for your safety.
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"Start singing "Tiny Bubbles" now Don Ho !"
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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LOOK BRUDDA THIS ONES GOT A WIRLESS
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This is a native of Waa or Wamena or Tembagapura, Irian Jaya Papua province of Indonesia, most likely sitting on a helicopter owned by Freeport McMoran. That penile covering is called koteka. Google up "koteka" images and you'll see. Koteka is a gourd.
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What the audience never got to know: Indiana Jones never reached the plane in the jungle scene in "raiders of the lost ark". Instead one of the bad guys came first...
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He's not wearing a seatbelt ! ! ! !
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It's the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!!
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GET TO DA CHOPPPA!
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OMG Black Heli Evoks on the loose
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call of duty: black ops. its a chopper gunner
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lol wooden condoms xD
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"Dont worry. Im EXTREMELY qualified..."
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I just cant do it captain, I DON'T HAVE THE POWER......thats because you are not grabbing the throttle.......my penis.......no.......don't stop
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The gods must be crazy.
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kinda surprised at the lack of "cockpit" and "joystick" jokes
"der I can haz fly controlz and microphonez and maybe steer with mah woody" -
Should have gone to specsavers
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Cheech and Chong on crack and naked
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Taken from Danny Glovers new film "Hard-on Air"
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I think this is the Mr T's father...
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A genuine affirmitive action pilot
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It's because of the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!
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SHHH! i just farted
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Mr.T On Drugs :0
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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Yea I'll just take the next flight
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Final episode of LOST: They finally got away from the Island!
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get these motherf*cking aboriginese of my motherf*cking plane.
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A wild Snorlax appears !
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This is Tribal leader. Lock wings in S-foil position, we are passing through their magnetic field.
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BANANA. lemme take a bite
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so that's where vuvuzelas are from.....mmm nice :D
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cannibal holocaust
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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That man is from my country, Indonesia. I believe he is one of our native tribes in Papua. That wooden-cock thing is called "koteka", the only outfit the men of Papua tribes wear. Whilst, the women wear nothing but a straw-skirt.
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OMFGCRAZYNAKEDFLYINGHOBOWITHAWOODENDICKFTWRFOTFLMFAO
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little does he know they switched out his partner at the last second...
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this is not going to help my fear of flying!!
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I hope that seat is platified :-S
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"Just like to say good luck to you both, we're all counting on you"
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Yothu Yindi Take Flight
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Landing by wood.
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This is Smiling Bob. He and his boyfriend are flying high, thanks to Cialis.
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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Behold, Kimbo Slice before weights
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EMERGENCY EMERGENCY!!! PLEASE FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS!!! EVERYTHING WILL BE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! (TOUCH WOOD) ;)
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yeah, I lost my penis during WWII, but I'm still a great helicopter pilot
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Oh no, you cant drink and drive. But no one likes a sober pilot.
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Well at least with this guy terrorists wont fuck with us anymore
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this is why the pilots introduce themselves over the com system, not face to face
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LET ME FLYYYYY I WANT TO FUCKING FLYYYYYYYYYYY
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IT'S A TRAP
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Haven't we seen enough of those shaved cat images ... Now they gotta start with gorillas?
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Air Detroit will be landing shortly...
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When is it more important to wear a knit cap than it is to wear pants? Well I don't have a big wiener and I haven't flown a plane, but I'm guessing that's the best time.
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well... the pilot was found dead in the bathroom today, but dont fear we have a highly trained crazy naked homeless guy for for a substitute
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the penis gourd of the Dani people are worn all the time, even under pants,
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this is taken in papua new guinea. the traditional dress uses a gourd over the man's penis for modesty. the terrain over there is really steep a lot of the mountains are only accessible by light plane or helicopter.
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free ride for everyone
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that explains why that Air France flight fucked up
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Nkongo enjoyed his heli ride very much. VERY much!!!
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye examination portion of your pilot's licence?
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Quick Mr. Copilot! Pull up on the joy-dick!
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The aveverage Jamaican.
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Lolz i unno i just flyin this helicopter
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Forget crossdressing, this is what Klinger should have done to get discharged!
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This is an illustration of a Clutch Cargo cult in Papua, New Guinea.
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Houston we HAVE a problem !
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omg does nobody realize this guys naked? Everyone just keeps commenting on the thing that looks like a penis lol
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There will be a small turbulence, please fasten your seatbelts and remain where you are, I know exactly what I'm doing, now where does this button stands for? Oh crap I left the microphone on...
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i soooo want to put that on the 404 page for my company website... might loose my job tho
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wtf??
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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking with a special announcement as follows: OOGA GUNGA FLOOKA BUNGOO! YIP YIP ZANZIBAR!"
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AP Papua, New Guinea: Tommy Ootbu celebrates acquiring his "Type Rating" in a DeHavilland Twin Otter, along with his Flight Instructor Mike Lorenz. "Tommy is a natural born pilot" says Mike, "but we still have to work on his Instrument approaches". Ootbu has over 900 flight hours and hopes to one day work for one of the major Airlines.
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I can't take this prick anywhere.
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rapist on a plan
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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is this the high mile club???
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Captain woodencock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pirates let rab some people!!!!! hou hou hou
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Ouch were hitting turbulance and i cant fit my nuts in these silly underpants
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It's gonna be a different world when my people come to power...bitches!
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Afghanistan is going well.
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Kids dont do drugs
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hey that's me :(
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that's some hot shit
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Control, we have a problem we can't get the landing gear down Well get the sexy stewardess out of the cockpit
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african pilot XD
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JUST AS PLANNED
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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Trust me I'm the captain. I read this in a book before
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One Evil NIGA and the Twins went down!
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FUCK
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fucking abos
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Flyin' down in 'copters, and snatchin' yo people up! Hide yo kids, hide yo wife...
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time for boarding. Don't be scared, it will be alright.
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What nothing about a woody you guys all stupid?
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Thank you for flying Rastafaric Airlines. Have a good day.
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that was when the most drug addicted man on earth was left on a helicopter
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Are you SURE you passed the eye examination to get your pilot's licence?
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Al-Qaida airlines...
"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"