Other's Explanations
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"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"
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Don't you see? It's a cockpit.
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whitey about to be replaced on the moon
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it's all fun and games till the native with the penis-gourd takes the wheel.
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Obama's Air Force One Pilot
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Discovery Channel gave my village enough money for either dental work - or helicopter ride & strap-on: Well, ... How does it look!?
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outsourced pilot
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South Americas most trusted Airlines
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Obama's new NASA
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Mentos, the fresh maker
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A new ergonomic, wooden joystic for the fly, brings u pleasure and response!
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mr t has really let himself go...
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Thankyou for fling Papua New Guinea Airlines, and YES I AM THE FUCKING CAPTAIN!
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a dream of an actual real pilot, while laced on psychedelic drugs. He is hoping to wake up soon!
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honestly, I can't explain it.....it's just that bad -.-"
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who'd have thought flying would be soooooo much fun
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While being camped by cap fleet in Stain. - Anyone got an insta-undock from this station?
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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OMG WOODCOCK
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He has a BIG smile :)
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Sanford and Son Smoke PCP
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Damn it Jim... I'm a doctor; not a helicopter pilot with a dildo!
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It's a Dani (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dani_people) with a penis gourd getting the opportunity to sit in (and pose for) a helicopter. You have to fly to get in and out of Papua.
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Proof that man DID evolve from a monkey
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wait one min...Dad?
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Talibian terrorist is training for new 9/11
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haha i will shove my penis i mean bomb up your ass
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Die whitey die! I'll stick my wooden penis in your eye!
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"OOOohh...You mean this flight stick,i though you talking about mine"
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...and some people thought the 9/11 was a conspiracy....
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giggedee giggedee
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The Force is strong with him!
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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africas revenge. now we are fucked.
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canibal holocaust
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George Clinton's son gets soooo excited when he drives that choper.
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Meanwhile in Jamaica...
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Oh! you call that thing the joy stick?
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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I. Shall. Gun. You. Down.
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This gives new meaning to the term "Sporting Wood."
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Jesus take the wheel....please
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the origin of vuvuzelas are discovered!
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GET BACK TO DA CHOPPA
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what? I can't be a pilot? is it because I'm black?..... -no, sir I'ts because you're naked!
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I don't know about explaining the image, but I sure hope they clean that seat after he's done using it.
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You're safe with me
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yeah...this is living
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UP
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I don't care if it is two hundred miles through uncharted jungle territory. I said I'll walk.
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Kimbo Slice. The early years.
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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and now to our traffic copter
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Who knew that Kimbo Slice was a registered pilot?!
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LOOK BRUDDA THIS ONES GOT A WIRLESS
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He's not wearing a seatbelt ! ! ! !
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OMG Black Heli Evoks on the loose
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Hello welcome to the Internet. I will be your guide
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ISA GAWIN TO DAH MUUUNNNN!
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so that's where vuvuzelas are from.....mmm nice :D
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cross-eyed
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Smile for the camohgoodgod!
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I just cant do it captain, I DON'T HAVE THE POWER......thats because you are not grabbing the throttle.......my penis.......no.......don't stop
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I had it with these muddafacka snakes on this muddafucka plane!
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Taken from Danny Glovers new film "Hard-on Air"
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DERP!!
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OMFGCRAZYNAKEDFLYINGHOBOWITHAWOODENDICKFTWRFOTFLMFAO
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Final episode of LOST: They finally got away from the Island!
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GETS THE FUCKS ON DIS PLANE BITCHES
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BOO CREEPY NAKED MAN FLYING A CHOPPER! HOORAY BEER!!!
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is he the only one who noticed their landing on a nude beach...bonner
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I dont care what you say... That is a troll!
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Should have gone to specsavers
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this is what kimbo slice lookd like befor the ufc
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What the audience never got to know: Indiana Jones never reached the plane in the jungle scene in "raiders of the lost ark". Instead one of the bad guys came first...
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"Start singing "Tiny Bubbles" now Don Ho !"
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it is from a natgeo show
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indian cannibals ...IN A HELECOPTER! WERE FUCKED NOW!!!
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Ah, me know cockpit!
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The 9/11 highjacker that never made it.
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That man is from my country, Indonesia. I believe he is one of our native tribes in Papua. That wooden-cock thing is called "koteka", the only outfit the men of Papua tribes wear. Whilst, the women wear nothing but a straw-skirt.
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"Dont worry. Im EXTREMELY qualified..."
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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I think this is the Mr T's father...
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kinda surprised at the lack of "cockpit" and "joystick" jokes
"der I can haz fly controlz and microphonez and maybe steer with mah woody" -
BANANA. lemme take a bite
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I dunno what eet ees! BUT I F*CKIN LUV EET!!!!
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mrs i wanna return my ticket i dont trust in the pilot....
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This is a native of Waa or Wamena or Tembagapura, Irian Jaya Papua province of Indonesia, most likely sitting on a helicopter owned by Freeport McMoran. That penile covering is called koteka. Google up "koteka" images and you'll see. Koteka is a gourd.
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Let's hope he doesn't mess up which one is the real control stick.
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Yea I'll just take the next flight
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GET TO DA CHOPPPA!
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SHHH! i just farted
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thank you for flying southwest airlines
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This is Tribal leader. Lock wings in S-foil position, we are passing through their magnetic field.
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Yothu Yindi Take Flight
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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Nkongo enjoyed his heli ride very much. VERY much!!!
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I've never been in a helicopter. It's giving me a WOODY!
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Cheech and Chong on crack and naked
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Reverse exploration.
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A genuine affirmitive action pilot
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little does he know they switched out his partner at the last second...
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Mr.T On Drugs :0
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call of duty: black ops. its a chopper gunner
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get these motherf*cking aboriginese of my motherf*cking plane.
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Well at least with this guy terrorists wont fuck with us anymore
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I can't take this prick anywhere.
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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Ive had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
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Landing by wood.
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Well folks, we're experiencing just a little bit of turbulence. The Fasten Safety Belt sign is lit for your safety.
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It's because of the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!
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Haven't we seen enough of those shaved cat images ... Now they gotta start with gorillas?
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A wild Snorlax appears !
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"Just like to say good luck to you both, we're all counting on you"
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When is it more important to wear a knit cap than it is to wear pants? Well I don't have a big wiener and I haven't flown a plane, but I'm guessing that's the best time.
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Oh no, you cant drink and drive. But no one likes a sober pilot.
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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lol wooden condoms xD
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this is not going to help my fear of flying!!
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Forget crossdressing, this is what Klinger should have done to get discharged!
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cannibal holocaust
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It's the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!!
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yeah, I lost my penis during WWII, but I'm still a great helicopter pilot
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the penis gourd of the Dani people are worn all the time, even under pants,
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this is why the pilots introduce themselves over the com system, not face to face
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Houston we HAVE a problem !
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EMERGENCY EMERGENCY!!! PLEASE FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS!!! EVERYTHING WILL BE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! (TOUCH WOOD) ;)
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well... the pilot was found dead in the bathroom today, but dont fear we have a highly trained crazy naked homeless guy for for a substitute
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This is Smiling Bob. He and his boyfriend are flying high, thanks to Cialis.
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LET ME FLYYYYY I WANT TO FUCKING FLYYYYYYYYYYY
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Lolz i unno i just flyin this helicopter
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I hope that seat is platified :-S
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The gods must be crazy.
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i soooo want to put that on the 404 page for my company website... might loose my job tho
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There will be a small turbulence, please fasten your seatbelts and remain where you are, I know exactly what I'm doing, now where does this button stands for? Oh crap I left the microphone on...
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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is this the high mile club???
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rapist on a plan
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Air Detroit will be landing shortly...
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This is an illustration of a Clutch Cargo cult in Papua, New Guinea.
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Behold, Kimbo Slice before weights
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Kids dont do drugs
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this is taken in papua new guinea. the traditional dress uses a gourd over the man's penis for modesty. the terrain over there is really steep a lot of the mountains are only accessible by light plane or helicopter.
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Quick Mr. Copilot! Pull up on the joy-dick!
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IT'S A TRAP
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It's gonna be a different world when my people come to power...bitches!
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wtf??
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Ouch were hitting turbulance and i cant fit my nuts in these silly underpants
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free ride for everyone
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that explains why that Air France flight fucked up
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The aveverage Jamaican.
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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african pilot XD
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Captain woodencock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pirates let rab some people!!!!! hou hou hou
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye examination portion of your pilot's licence?
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JUST AS PLANNED
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Afghanistan is going well.
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omg does nobody realize this guys naked? Everyone just keeps commenting on the thing that looks like a penis lol
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Control, we have a problem we can't get the landing gear down Well get the sexy stewardess out of the cockpit
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hey that's me :(
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FUCK
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Thank you for flying Rastafaric Airlines. Have a good day.
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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking with a special announcement as follows: OOGA GUNGA FLOOKA BUNGOO! YIP YIP ZANZIBAR!"
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Trust me I'm the captain. I read this in a book before
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fucking abos
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AP Papua, New Guinea: Tommy Ootbu celebrates acquiring his "Type Rating" in a DeHavilland Twin Otter, along with his Flight Instructor Mike Lorenz. "Tommy is a natural born pilot" says Mike, "but we still have to work on his Instrument approaches". Ootbu has over 900 flight hours and hopes to one day work for one of the major Airlines.
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One Evil NIGA and the Twins went down!
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that was when the most drug addicted man on earth was left on a helicopter
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that's some hot shit
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Flyin' down in 'copters, and snatchin' yo people up! Hide yo kids, hide yo wife...
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What nothing about a woody you guys all stupid?
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time for boarding. Don't be scared, it will be alright.
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Are you SURE you passed the eye examination to get your pilot's licence?
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Al-Qaida airlines...
"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"