Other's Explanations
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"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"
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Don't you see? It's a cockpit.
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whitey about to be replaced on the moon
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it's all fun and games till the native with the penis-gourd takes the wheel.
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Obama's Air Force One Pilot
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Discovery Channel gave my village enough money for either dental work - or helicopter ride & strap-on: Well, ... How does it look!?
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Mentos, the fresh maker
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South Americas most trusted Airlines
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A new ergonomic, wooden joystic for the fly, brings u pleasure and response!
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outsourced pilot
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Thankyou for fling Papua New Guinea Airlines, and YES I AM THE FUCKING CAPTAIN!
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a dream of an actual real pilot, while laced on psychedelic drugs. He is hoping to wake up soon!
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Obama's new NASA
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who'd have thought flying would be soooooo much fun
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OMG WOODCOCK
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mr t has really let himself go...
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It's a Dani (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dani_people) with a penis gourd getting the opportunity to sit in (and pose for) a helicopter. You have to fly to get in and out of Papua.
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While being camped by cap fleet in Stain. - Anyone got an insta-undock from this station?
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"OOOohh...You mean this flight stick,i though you talking about mine"
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He has a BIG smile :)
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honestly, I can't explain it.....it's just that bad -.-"
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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George Clinton's son gets soooo excited when he drives that choper.
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giggedee giggedee
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Sanford and Son Smoke PCP
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Proof that man DID evolve from a monkey
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GET BACK TO DA CHOPPA
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UP
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Jesus take the wheel....please
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haha i will shove my penis i mean bomb up your ass
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I. Shall. Gun. You. Down.
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Kimbo Slice. The early years.
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Die whitey die! I'll stick my wooden penis in your eye!
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yeah...this is living
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the origin of vuvuzelas are discovered!
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The 9/11 highjacker that never made it.
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Meanwhile in Jamaica...
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what? I can't be a pilot? is it because I'm black?..... -no, sir I'ts because you're naked!
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The Force is strong with him!
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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africas revenge. now we are fucked.
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This gives new meaning to the term "Sporting Wood."
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Talibian terrorist is training for new 9/11
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Hello welcome to the Internet. I will be your guide
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Smile for the camohgoodgod!
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Let's hope he doesn't mess up which one is the real control stick.
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wait one min...Dad?
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You're safe with me
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I dont care what you say... That is a troll!
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Oh! you call that thing the joy stick?
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ISA GAWIN TO DAH MUUUNNNN!
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indian cannibals ...IN A HELECOPTER! WERE FUCKED NOW!!!
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Who knew that Kimbo Slice was a registered pilot?!
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I dunno what eet ees! BUT I F*CKIN LUV EET!!!!
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Reverse exploration.
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I don't know about explaining the image, but I sure hope they clean that seat after he's done using it.
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Damn it Jim... I'm a doctor; not a helicopter pilot with a dildo!
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Ive had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
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Ah, me know cockpit!
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this is what kimbo slice lookd like befor the ufc
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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mrs i wanna return my ticket i dont trust in the pilot....
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it is from a natgeo show
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...and some people thought the 9/11 was a conspiracy....
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is he the only one who noticed their landing on a nude beach...bonner
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BOO CREEPY NAKED MAN FLYING A CHOPPER! HOORAY BEER!!!
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What the audience never got to know: Indiana Jones never reached the plane in the jungle scene in "raiders of the lost ark". Instead one of the bad guys came first...
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I don't care if it is two hundred miles through uncharted jungle territory. I said I'll walk.
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I've never been in a helicopter. It's giving me a WOODY!
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I had it with these muddafacka snakes on this muddafucka plane!
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thank you for flying southwest airlines
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"Dont worry. Im EXTREMELY qualified..."
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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DERP!!
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and now to our traffic copter
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cross-eyed
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canibal holocaust
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"Start singing "Tiny Bubbles" now Don Ho !"
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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GET TO DA CHOPPPA!
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GETS THE FUCKS ON DIS PLANE BITCHES
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LOOK BRUDDA THIS ONES GOT A WIRLESS
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The gods must be crazy.
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lol wooden condoms xD
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Taken from Danny Glovers new film "Hard-on Air"
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I think this is the Mr T's father...
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Yea I'll just take the next flight
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Final episode of LOST: They finally got away from the Island!
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call of duty: black ops. its a chopper gunner
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Should have gone to specsavers
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cannibal holocaust
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Well folks, we're experiencing just a little bit of turbulence. The Fasten Safety Belt sign is lit for your safety.
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He's not wearing a seatbelt ! ! ! !
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I just cant do it captain, I DON'T HAVE THE POWER......thats because you are not grabbing the throttle.......my penis.......no.......don't stop
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OMFGCRAZYNAKEDFLYINGHOBOWITHAWOODENDICKFTWRFOTFLMFAO
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It's because of the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!
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OMG Black Heli Evoks on the loose
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BANANA. lemme take a bite
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A genuine affirmitive action pilot
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so that's where vuvuzelas are from.....mmm nice :D
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Cheech and Chong on crack and naked
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This is Tribal leader. Lock wings in S-foil position, we are passing through their magnetic field.
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It's the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!!
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get these motherf*cking aboriginese of my motherf*cking plane.
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This is a native of Waa or Wamena or Tembagapura, Irian Jaya Papua province of Indonesia, most likely sitting on a helicopter owned by Freeport McMoran. That penile covering is called koteka. Google up "koteka" images and you'll see. Koteka is a gourd.
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Mr.T On Drugs :0
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SHHH! i just farted
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A wild Snorlax appears !
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That man is from my country, Indonesia. I believe he is one of our native tribes in Papua. That wooden-cock thing is called "koteka", the only outfit the men of Papua tribes wear. Whilst, the women wear nothing but a straw-skirt.
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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kinda surprised at the lack of "cockpit" and "joystick" jokes
"der I can haz fly controlz and microphonez and maybe steer with mah woody" -
I hope that seat is platified :-S
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"Just like to say good luck to you both, we're all counting on you"
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Yothu Yindi Take Flight
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this is not going to help my fear of flying!!
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Landing by wood.
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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Behold, Kimbo Slice before weights
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little does he know they switched out his partner at the last second...
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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EMERGENCY EMERGENCY!!! PLEASE FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS!!! EVERYTHING WILL BE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! (TOUCH WOOD) ;)
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IT'S A TRAP
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Haven't we seen enough of those shaved cat images ... Now they gotta start with gorillas?
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Oh no, you cant drink and drive. But no one likes a sober pilot.
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this is why the pilots introduce themselves over the com system, not face to face
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this is taken in papua new guinea. the traditional dress uses a gourd over the man's penis for modesty. the terrain over there is really steep a lot of the mountains are only accessible by light plane or helicopter.
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Air Detroit will be landing shortly...
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This is Smiling Bob. He and his boyfriend are flying high, thanks to Cialis.
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the penis gourd of the Dani people are worn all the time, even under pants,
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Well at least with this guy terrorists wont fuck with us anymore
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When is it more important to wear a knit cap than it is to wear pants? Well I don't have a big wiener and I haven't flown a plane, but I'm guessing that's the best time.
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LET ME FLYYYYY I WANT TO FUCKING FLYYYYYYYYYYY
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The aveverage Jamaican.
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yeah, I lost my penis during WWII, but I'm still a great helicopter pilot
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well... the pilot was found dead in the bathroom today, but dont fear we have a highly trained crazy naked homeless guy for for a substitute
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that explains why that Air France flight fucked up
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Forget crossdressing, this is what Klinger should have done to get discharged!
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Quick Mr. Copilot! Pull up on the joy-dick!
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free ride for everyone
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Nkongo enjoyed his heli ride very much. VERY much!!!
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye examination portion of your pilot's licence?
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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I can't take this prick anywhere.
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Lolz i unno i just flyin this helicopter
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is this the high mile club???
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rapist on a plan
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This is an illustration of a Clutch Cargo cult in Papua, New Guinea.
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Houston we HAVE a problem !
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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking with a special announcement as follows: OOGA GUNGA FLOOKA BUNGOO! YIP YIP ZANZIBAR!"
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omg does nobody realize this guys naked? Everyone just keeps commenting on the thing that looks like a penis lol
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There will be a small turbulence, please fasten your seatbelts and remain where you are, I know exactly what I'm doing, now where does this button stands for? Oh crap I left the microphone on...
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It's gonna be a different world when my people come to power...bitches!
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AP Papua, New Guinea: Tommy Ootbu celebrates acquiring his "Type Rating" in a DeHavilland Twin Otter, along with his Flight Instructor Mike Lorenz. "Tommy is a natural born pilot" says Mike, "but we still have to work on his Instrument approaches". Ootbu has over 900 flight hours and hopes to one day work for one of the major Airlines.
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i soooo want to put that on the 404 page for my company website... might loose my job tho
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Captain woodencock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pirates let rab some people!!!!! hou hou hou
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wtf??
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Ouch were hitting turbulance and i cant fit my nuts in these silly underpants
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african pilot XD
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Afghanistan is going well.
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hey that's me :(
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Control, we have a problem we can't get the landing gear down Well get the sexy stewardess out of the cockpit
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Trust me I'm the captain. I read this in a book before
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JUST AS PLANNED
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Kids dont do drugs
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Flyin' down in 'copters, and snatchin' yo people up! Hide yo kids, hide yo wife...
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that's some hot shit
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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fucking abos
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One Evil NIGA and the Twins went down!
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FUCK
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time for boarding. Don't be scared, it will be alright.
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Thank you for flying Rastafaric Airlines. Have a good day.
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What nothing about a woody you guys all stupid?
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that was when the most drug addicted man on earth was left on a helicopter
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Are you SURE you passed the eye examination to get your pilot's licence?
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Al-Qaida airlines...
"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"