Other's Explanations
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"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"
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Don't you see? It's a cockpit.
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whitey about to be replaced on the moon
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it's all fun and games till the native with the penis-gourd takes the wheel.
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Obama's Air Force One Pilot
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Discovery Channel gave my village enough money for either dental work - or helicopter ride & strap-on: Well, ... How does it look!?
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Obama's new NASA
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a dream of an actual real pilot, while laced on psychedelic drugs. He is hoping to wake up soon!
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A new ergonomic, wooden joystic for the fly, brings u pleasure and response!
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South Americas most trusted Airlines
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Mentos, the fresh maker
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outsourced pilot
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He has a BIG smile :)
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honestly, I can't explain it.....it's just that bad -.-"
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who'd have thought flying would be soooooo much fun
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Thankyou for fling Papua New Guinea Airlines, and YES I AM THE FUCKING CAPTAIN!
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OMG WOODCOCK
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It's a Dani (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dani_people) with a penis gourd getting the opportunity to sit in (and pose for) a helicopter. You have to fly to get in and out of Papua.
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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While being camped by cap fleet in Stain. - Anyone got an insta-undock from this station?
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mr t has really let himself go...
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haha i will shove my penis i mean bomb up your ass
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Sanford and Son Smoke PCP
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Talibian terrorist is training for new 9/11
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Damn it Jim... I'm a doctor; not a helicopter pilot with a dildo!
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"OOOohh...You mean this flight stick,i though you talking about mine"
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The Force is strong with him!
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canibal holocaust
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Die whitey die! I'll stick my wooden penis in your eye!
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giggedee giggedee
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africas revenge. now we are fucked.
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and now to our traffic copter
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...and some people thought the 9/11 was a conspiracy....
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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I. Shall. Gun. You. Down.
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Proof that man DID evolve from a monkey
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Oh! you call that thing the joy stick?
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Jesus take the wheel....please
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the origin of vuvuzelas are discovered!
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George Clinton's son gets soooo excited when he drives that choper.
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I don't care if it is two hundred miles through uncharted jungle territory. I said I'll walk.
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This gives new meaning to the term "Sporting Wood."
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UP
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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Taken from Danny Glovers new film "Hard-on Air"
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yeah...this is living
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You're safe with me
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LOOK BRUDDA THIS ONES GOT A WIRLESS
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wait one min...Dad?
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cross-eyed
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He's not wearing a seatbelt ! ! ! !
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ISA GAWIN TO DAH MUUUNNNN!
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Who knew that Kimbo Slice was a registered pilot?!
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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what? I can't be a pilot? is it because I'm black?..... -no, sir I'ts because you're naked!
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I don't know about explaining the image, but I sure hope they clean that seat after he's done using it.
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Meanwhile in Jamaica...
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I dont care what you say... That is a troll!
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Ah, me know cockpit!
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Should have gone to specsavers
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is he the only one who noticed their landing on a nude beach...bonner
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Kimbo Slice. The early years.
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I just cant do it captain, I DON'T HAVE THE POWER......thats because you are not grabbing the throttle.......my penis.......no.......don't stop
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GET BACK TO DA CHOPPA
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This is a native of Waa or Wamena or Tembagapura, Irian Jaya Papua province of Indonesia, most likely sitting on a helicopter owned by Freeport McMoran. That penile covering is called koteka. Google up "koteka" images and you'll see. Koteka is a gourd.
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OMFGCRAZYNAKEDFLYINGHOBOWITHAWOODENDICKFTWRFOTFLMFAO
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GETS THE FUCKS ON DIS PLANE BITCHES
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I had it with these muddafacka snakes on this muddafucka plane!
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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Reverse exploration.
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Yothu Yindi Take Flight
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indian cannibals ...IN A HELECOPTER! WERE FUCKED NOW!!!
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The 9/11 highjacker that never made it.
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GET TO DA CHOPPPA!
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DERP!!
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this is what kimbo slice lookd like befor the ufc
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That man is from my country, Indonesia. I believe he is one of our native tribes in Papua. That wooden-cock thing is called "koteka", the only outfit the men of Papua tribes wear. Whilst, the women wear nothing but a straw-skirt.
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BANANA. lemme take a bite
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OMG Black Heli Evoks on the loose
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What the audience never got to know: Indiana Jones never reached the plane in the jungle scene in "raiders of the lost ark". Instead one of the bad guys came first...
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thank you for flying southwest airlines
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Smile for the camohgoodgod!
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so that's where vuvuzelas are from.....mmm nice :D
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it is from a natgeo show
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Final episode of LOST: They finally got away from the Island!
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mrs i wanna return my ticket i dont trust in the pilot....
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This is Tribal leader. Lock wings in S-foil position, we are passing through their magnetic field.
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I think this is the Mr T's father...
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I've never been in a helicopter. It's giving me a WOODY!
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little does he know they switched out his partner at the last second...
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I dunno what eet ees! BUT I F*CKIN LUV EET!!!!
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Well at least with this guy terrorists wont fuck with us anymore
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Let's hope he doesn't mess up which one is the real control stick.
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kinda surprised at the lack of "cockpit" and "joystick" jokes
"der I can haz fly controlz and microphonez and maybe steer with mah woody" -
A genuine affirmitive action pilot
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call of duty: black ops. its a chopper gunner
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Well folks, we're experiencing just a little bit of turbulence. The Fasten Safety Belt sign is lit for your safety.
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"Start singing "Tiny Bubbles" now Don Ho !"
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SHHH! i just farted
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Nkongo enjoyed his heli ride very much. VERY much!!!
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It's the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!!
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Ive had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
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is this the high mile club???
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Hello welcome to the Internet. I will be your guide
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Cheech and Chong on crack and naked
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BOO CREEPY NAKED MAN FLYING A CHOPPER! HOORAY BEER!!!
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Landing by wood.
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There will be a small turbulence, please fasten your seatbelts and remain where you are, I know exactly what I'm doing, now where does this button stands for? Oh crap I left the microphone on...
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I can't take this prick anywhere.
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"Dont worry. Im EXTREMELY qualified..."
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well... the pilot was found dead in the bathroom today, but dont fear we have a highly trained crazy naked homeless guy for for a substitute
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Yea I'll just take the next flight
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Oh no, you cant drink and drive. But no one likes a sober pilot.
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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LET ME FLYYYYY I WANT TO FUCKING FLYYYYYYYYYYY
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Houston we HAVE a problem !
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this is not going to help my fear of flying!!
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Kids dont do drugs
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A wild Snorlax appears !
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the penis gourd of the Dani people are worn all the time, even under pants,
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cannibal holocaust
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yeah, I lost my penis during WWII, but I'm still a great helicopter pilot
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Haven't we seen enough of those shaved cat images ... Now they gotta start with gorillas?
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"Just like to say good luck to you both, we're all counting on you"
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Mr.T On Drugs :0
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EMERGENCY EMERGENCY!!! PLEASE FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS!!! EVERYTHING WILL BE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! (TOUCH WOOD) ;)
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When is it more important to wear a knit cap than it is to wear pants? Well I don't have a big wiener and I haven't flown a plane, but I'm guessing that's the best time.
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Forget crossdressing, this is what Klinger should have done to get discharged!
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The gods must be crazy.
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This is Smiling Bob. He and his boyfriend are flying high, thanks to Cialis.
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get these motherf*cking aboriginese of my motherf*cking plane.
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This is an illustration of a Clutch Cargo cult in Papua, New Guinea.
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IT'S A TRAP
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It's because of the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!
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this is why the pilots introduce themselves over the com system, not face to face
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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this is taken in papua new guinea. the traditional dress uses a gourd over the man's penis for modesty. the terrain over there is really steep a lot of the mountains are only accessible by light plane or helicopter.
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lol wooden condoms xD
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i soooo want to put that on the 404 page for my company website... might loose my job tho
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It's gonna be a different world when my people come to power...bitches!
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Ouch were hitting turbulance and i cant fit my nuts in these silly underpants
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rapist on a plan
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Air Detroit will be landing shortly...
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that explains why that Air France flight fucked up
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wtf??
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Lolz i unno i just flyin this helicopter
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I hope that seat is platified :-S
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free ride for everyone
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Quick Mr. Copilot! Pull up on the joy-dick!
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omg does nobody realize this guys naked? Everyone just keeps commenting on the thing that looks like a penis lol
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The aveverage Jamaican.
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african pilot XD
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Afghanistan is going well.
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Captain woodencock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pirates let rab some people!!!!! hou hou hou
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Behold, Kimbo Slice before weights
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JUST AS PLANNED
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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that's some hot shit
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AP Papua, New Guinea: Tommy Ootbu celebrates acquiring his "Type Rating" in a DeHavilland Twin Otter, along with his Flight Instructor Mike Lorenz. "Tommy is a natural born pilot" says Mike, "but we still have to work on his Instrument approaches". Ootbu has over 900 flight hours and hopes to one day work for one of the major Airlines.
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Flyin' down in 'copters, and snatchin' yo people up! Hide yo kids, hide yo wife...
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hey that's me :(
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye examination portion of your pilot's licence?
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Thank you for flying Rastafaric Airlines. Have a good day.
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FUCK
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fucking abos
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One Evil NIGA and the Twins went down!
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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking with a special announcement as follows: OOGA GUNGA FLOOKA BUNGOO! YIP YIP ZANZIBAR!"
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time for boarding. Don't be scared, it will be alright.
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that was when the most drug addicted man on earth was left on a helicopter
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Control, we have a problem we can't get the landing gear down Well get the sexy stewardess out of the cockpit
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What nothing about a woody you guys all stupid?
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Are you SURE you passed the eye examination to get your pilot's licence?
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Trust me I'm the captain. I read this in a book before
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Al-Qaida airlines...
"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"