Other's Explanations
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"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"
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Don't you see? It's a cockpit.
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whitey about to be replaced on the moon
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it's all fun and games till the native with the penis-gourd takes the wheel.
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Obama's Air Force One Pilot
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Discovery Channel gave my village enough money for either dental work - or helicopter ride & strap-on: Well, ... How does it look!?
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A new ergonomic, wooden joystic for the fly, brings u pleasure and response!
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outsourced pilot
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South Americas most trusted Airlines
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OMG WOODCOCK
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who'd have thought flying would be soooooo much fun
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Obama's new NASA
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Mentos, the fresh maker
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It's a Dani (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dani_people) with a penis gourd getting the opportunity to sit in (and pose for) a helicopter. You have to fly to get in and out of Papua.
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UP
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Damn it Jim... I'm a doctor; not a helicopter pilot with a dildo!
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is he the only one who noticed their landing on a nude beach...bonner
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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a dream of an actual real pilot, while laced on psychedelic drugs. He is hoping to wake up soon!
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GET BACK TO DA CHOPPA
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Sanford and Son Smoke PCP
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wait one min...Dad?
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"OOOohh...You mean this flight stick,i though you talking about mine"
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Smile for the camohgoodgod!
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I dont care what you say... That is a troll!
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africas revenge. now we are fucked.
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yeah...this is living
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mr t has really let himself go...
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I don't care if it is two hundred miles through uncharted jungle territory. I said I'll walk.
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While being camped by cap fleet in Stain. - Anyone got an insta-undock from this station?
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Proof that man DID evolve from a monkey
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the origin of vuvuzelas are discovered!
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cannibal holocaust
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lol wooden condoms xD
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what? I can't be a pilot? is it because I'm black?..... -no, sir I'ts because you're naked!
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The 9/11 highjacker that never made it.
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Thankyou for fling Papua New Guinea Airlines, and YES I AM THE FUCKING CAPTAIN!
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A wild Snorlax appears !
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haha i will shove my penis i mean bomb up your ass
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Kimbo Slice. The early years.
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Let's hope he doesn't mess up which one is the real control stick.
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indian cannibals ...IN A HELECOPTER! WERE FUCKED NOW!!!
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honestly, I can't explain it.....it's just that bad -.-"
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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Who knew that Kimbo Slice was a registered pilot?!
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George Clinton's son gets soooo excited when he drives that choper.
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SHHH! i just farted
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giggedee giggedee
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He has a BIG smile :)
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it is from a natgeo show
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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He's not wearing a seatbelt ! ! ! !
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ISA GAWIN TO DAH MUUUNNNN!
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so that's where vuvuzelas are from.....mmm nice :D
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I dunno what eet ees! BUT I F*CKIN LUV EET!!!!
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The gods must be crazy.
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call of duty: black ops. its a chopper gunner
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Ah, me know cockpit!
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I had it with these muddafacka snakes on this muddafucka plane!
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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking with a special announcement as follows: OOGA GUNGA FLOOKA BUNGOO! YIP YIP ZANZIBAR!"
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DERP!!
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Ive had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
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Behold, Kimbo Slice before weights
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This gives new meaning to the term "Sporting Wood."
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Forget crossdressing, this is what Klinger should have done to get discharged!
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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I don't know about explaining the image, but I sure hope they clean that seat after he's done using it.
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Talibian terrorist is training for new 9/11
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"Just like to say good luck to you both, we're all counting on you"
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This is an illustration of a Clutch Cargo cult in Papua, New Guinea.
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This is a native of Waa or Wamena or Tembagapura, Irian Jaya Papua province of Indonesia, most likely sitting on a helicopter owned by Freeport McMoran. That penile covering is called koteka. Google up "koteka" images and you'll see. Koteka is a gourd.
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When is it more important to wear a knit cap than it is to wear pants? Well I don't have a big wiener and I haven't flown a plane, but I'm guessing that's the best time.
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thank you for flying southwest airlines
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I. Shall. Gun. You. Down.
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Quick Mr. Copilot! Pull up on the joy-dick!
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It's the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!!
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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...and some people thought the 9/11 was a conspiracy....
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Landing by wood.
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It's because of the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!
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I hope that seat is platified :-S
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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"Start singing "Tiny Bubbles" now Don Ho !"
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Lolz i unno i just flyin this helicopter
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I've never been in a helicopter. It's giving me a WOODY!
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mrs i wanna return my ticket i dont trust in the pilot....
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What the audience never got to know: Indiana Jones never reached the plane in the jungle scene in "raiders of the lost ark". Instead one of the bad guys came first...
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get these motherf*cking aboriginese of my motherf*cking plane.
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LET ME FLYYYYY I WANT TO FUCKING FLYYYYYYYYYYY
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Nkongo enjoyed his heli ride very much. VERY much!!!
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There will be a small turbulence, please fasten your seatbelts and remain where you are, I know exactly what I'm doing, now where does this button stands for? Oh crap I left the microphone on...
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Mr.T On Drugs :0
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I think this is the Mr T's father...
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I just cant do it captain, I DON'T HAVE THE POWER......thats because you are not grabbing the throttle.......my penis.......no.......don't stop
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Final episode of LOST: They finally got away from the Island!
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this is not going to help my fear of flying!!
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Jesus take the wheel....please
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BOO CREEPY NAKED MAN FLYING A CHOPPER! HOORAY BEER!!!
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omg does nobody realize this guys naked? Everyone just keeps commenting on the thing that looks like a penis lol
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The Force is strong with him!
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cross-eyed
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Should have gone to specsavers
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time for boarding. Don't be scared, it will be alright.
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that's some hot shit
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye examination portion of your pilot's licence?
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This is Tribal leader. Lock wings in S-foil position, we are passing through their magnetic field.
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Meanwhile in Jamaica...
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You're safe with me
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"Dont worry. Im EXTREMELY qualified..."
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This is Smiling Bob. He and his boyfriend are flying high, thanks to Cialis.
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EMERGENCY EMERGENCY!!! PLEASE FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS!!! EVERYTHING WILL BE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! (TOUCH WOOD) ;)
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Yea I'll just take the next flight
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that explains why that Air France flight fucked up
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the penis gourd of the Dani people are worn all the time, even under pants,
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I can't take this prick anywhere.
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Cheech and Chong on crack and naked
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IT'S A TRAP
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LOOK BRUDDA THIS ONES GOT A WIRLESS
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canibal holocaust
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Oh! you call that thing the joy stick?
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and now to our traffic copter
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OMFGCRAZYNAKEDFLYINGHOBOWITHAWOODENDICKFTWRFOTFLMFAO
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GETS THE FUCKS ON DIS PLANE BITCHES
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Haven't we seen enough of those shaved cat images ... Now they gotta start with gorillas?
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Well at least with this guy terrorists wont fuck with us anymore
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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It's gonna be a different world when my people come to power...bitches!
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yeah, I lost my penis during WWII, but I'm still a great helicopter pilot
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wtf??
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Die whitey die! I'll stick my wooden penis in your eye!
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That man is from my country, Indonesia. I believe he is one of our native tribes in Papua. That wooden-cock thing is called "koteka", the only outfit the men of Papua tribes wear. Whilst, the women wear nothing but a straw-skirt.
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well... the pilot was found dead in the bathroom today, but dont fear we have a highly trained crazy naked homeless guy for for a substitute
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GET TO DA CHOPPPA!
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Hello welcome to the Internet. I will be your guide
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Kids dont do drugs
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OMG Black Heli Evoks on the loose
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Well folks, we're experiencing just a little bit of turbulence. The Fasten Safety Belt sign is lit for your safety.
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FUCK
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Reverse exploration.
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this is what kimbo slice lookd like befor the ufc
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this is taken in papua new guinea. the traditional dress uses a gourd over the man's penis for modesty. the terrain over there is really steep a lot of the mountains are only accessible by light plane or helicopter.
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Taken from Danny Glovers new film "Hard-on Air"
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Yothu Yindi Take Flight
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african pilot XD
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Oh no, you cant drink and drive. But no one likes a sober pilot.
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this is why the pilots introduce themselves over the com system, not face to face
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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free ride for everyone
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Thank you for flying Rastafaric Airlines. Have a good day.
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Captain woodencock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pirates let rab some people!!!!! hou hou hou
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rapist on a plan
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BANANA. lemme take a bite
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Air Detroit will be landing shortly...
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that was when the most drug addicted man on earth was left on a helicopter
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is this the high mile club???
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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hey that's me :(
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kinda surprised at the lack of "cockpit" and "joystick" jokes
"der I can haz fly controlz and microphonez and maybe steer with mah woody" -
Houston we HAVE a problem !
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The aveverage Jamaican.
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JUST AS PLANNED
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Al-Qaida airlines...
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Trust me I'm the captain. I read this in a book before
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Flyin' down in 'copters, and snatchin' yo people up! Hide yo kids, hide yo wife...
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AP Papua, New Guinea: Tommy Ootbu celebrates acquiring his "Type Rating" in a DeHavilland Twin Otter, along with his Flight Instructor Mike Lorenz. "Tommy is a natural born pilot" says Mike, "but we still have to work on his Instrument approaches". Ootbu has over 900 flight hours and hopes to one day work for one of the major Airlines.
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fucking abos
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little does he know they switched out his partner at the last second...
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i soooo want to put that on the 404 page for my company website... might loose my job tho
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Afghanistan is going well.
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A genuine affirmitive action pilot
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Are you SURE you passed the eye examination to get your pilot's licence?
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What nothing about a woody you guys all stupid?
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One Evil NIGA and the Twins went down!
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Ouch were hitting turbulance and i cant fit my nuts in these silly underpants
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Control, we have a problem we can't get the landing gear down Well get the sexy stewardess out of the cockpit
"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"