Other's Explanations
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"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"
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Don't you see? It's a cockpit.
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whitey about to be replaced on the moon
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it's all fun and games till the native with the penis-gourd takes the wheel.
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Obama's Air Force One Pilot
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A new ergonomic, wooden joystic for the fly, brings u pleasure and response!
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Discovery Channel gave my village enough money for either dental work - or helicopter ride & strap-on: Well, ... How does it look!?
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outsourced pilot
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South Americas most trusted Airlines
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OMG WOODCOCK
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who'd have thought flying would be soooooo much fun
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Obama's new NASA
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Mentos, the fresh maker
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UP
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is he the only one who noticed their landing on a nude beach...bonner
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It's a Dani (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dani_people) with a penis gourd getting the opportunity to sit in (and pose for) a helicopter. You have to fly to get in and out of Papua.
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Damn it Jim... I'm a doctor; not a helicopter pilot with a dildo!
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GET BACK TO DA CHOPPA
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a dream of an actual real pilot, while laced on psychedelic drugs. He is hoping to wake up soon!
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Sanford and Son Smoke PCP
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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I dont care what you say... That is a troll!
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africas revenge. now we are fucked.
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mr t has really let himself go...
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Smile for the camohgoodgod!
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yeah...this is living
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"OOOohh...You mean this flight stick,i though you talking about mine"
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Thankyou for fling Papua New Guinea Airlines, and YES I AM THE FUCKING CAPTAIN!
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wait one min...Dad?
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Proof that man DID evolve from a monkey
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the origin of vuvuzelas are discovered!
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While being camped by cap fleet in Stain. - Anyone got an insta-undock from this station?
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lol wooden condoms xD
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The 9/11 highjacker that never made it.
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I don't care if it is two hundred miles through uncharted jungle territory. I said I'll walk.
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what? I can't be a pilot? is it because I'm black?..... -no, sir I'ts because you're naked!
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cannibal holocaust
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honestly, I can't explain it.....it's just that bad -.-"
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haha i will shove my penis i mean bomb up your ass
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Kimbo Slice. The early years.
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He has a BIG smile :)
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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indian cannibals ...IN A HELECOPTER! WERE FUCKED NOW!!!
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Let's hope he doesn't mess up which one is the real control stick.
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A wild Snorlax appears !
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Who knew that Kimbo Slice was a registered pilot?!
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He's not wearing a seatbelt ! ! ! !
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ISA GAWIN TO DAH MUUUNNNN!
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it is from a natgeo show
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call of duty: black ops. its a chopper gunner
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George Clinton's son gets soooo excited when he drives that choper.
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giggedee giggedee
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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I don't know about explaining the image, but I sure hope they clean that seat after he's done using it.
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so that's where vuvuzelas are from.....mmm nice :D
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I had it with these muddafacka snakes on this muddafucka plane!
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SHHH! i just farted
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The gods must be crazy.
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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This is a native of Waa or Wamena or Tembagapura, Irian Jaya Papua province of Indonesia, most likely sitting on a helicopter owned by Freeport McMoran. That penile covering is called koteka. Google up "koteka" images and you'll see. Koteka is a gourd.
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Forget crossdressing, this is what Klinger should have done to get discharged!
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Talibian terrorist is training for new 9/11
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Ah, me know cockpit!
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"Just like to say good luck to you both, we're all counting on you"
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This is an illustration of a Clutch Cargo cult in Papua, New Guinea.
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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking with a special announcement as follows: OOGA GUNGA FLOOKA BUNGOO! YIP YIP ZANZIBAR!"
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This gives new meaning to the term "Sporting Wood."
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DERP!!
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Ive had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
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...and some people thought the 9/11 was a conspiracy....
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The Force is strong with him!
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It's because of the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!
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I hope that seat is platified :-S
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I dunno what eet ees! BUT I F*CKIN LUV EET!!!!
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Mr.T On Drugs :0
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I. Shall. Gun. You. Down.
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LET ME FLYYYYY I WANT TO FUCKING FLYYYYYYYYYYY
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Quick Mr. Copilot! Pull up on the joy-dick!
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I just cant do it captain, I DON'T HAVE THE POWER......thats because you are not grabbing the throttle.......my penis.......no.......don't stop
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Nkongo enjoyed his heli ride very much. VERY much!!!
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mrs i wanna return my ticket i dont trust in the pilot....
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What the audience never got to know: Indiana Jones never reached the plane in the jungle scene in "raiders of the lost ark". Instead one of the bad guys came first...
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When is it more important to wear a knit cap than it is to wear pants? Well I don't have a big wiener and I haven't flown a plane, but I'm guessing that's the best time.
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Behold, Kimbo Slice before weights
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It's the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!!
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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I've never been in a helicopter. It's giving me a WOODY!
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thank you for flying southwest airlines
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Final episode of LOST: They finally got away from the Island!
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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Lolz i unno i just flyin this helicopter
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BOO CREEPY NAKED MAN FLYING A CHOPPER! HOORAY BEER!!!
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omg does nobody realize this guys naked? Everyone just keeps commenting on the thing that looks like a penis lol
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get these motherf*cking aboriginese of my motherf*cking plane.
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Meanwhile in Jamaica...
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You're safe with me
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and now to our traffic copter
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this is not going to help my fear of flying!!
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that explains why that Air France flight fucked up
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that's some hot shit
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canibal holocaust
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Well at least with this guy terrorists wont fuck with us anymore
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"Start singing "Tiny Bubbles" now Don Ho !"
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye examination portion of your pilot's licence?
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"Dont worry. Im EXTREMELY qualified..."
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Jesus take the wheel....please
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cross-eyed
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time for boarding. Don't be scared, it will be alright.
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the penis gourd of the Dani people are worn all the time, even under pants,
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I can't take this prick anywhere.
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Cheech and Chong on crack and naked
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I think this is the Mr T's father...
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This is Smiling Bob. He and his boyfriend are flying high, thanks to Cialis.
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Landing by wood.
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There will be a small turbulence, please fasten your seatbelts and remain where you are, I know exactly what I'm doing, now where does this button stands for? Oh crap I left the microphone on...
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Haven't we seen enough of those shaved cat images ... Now they gotta start with gorillas?
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That man is from my country, Indonesia. I believe he is one of our native tribes in Papua. That wooden-cock thing is called "koteka", the only outfit the men of Papua tribes wear. Whilst, the women wear nothing but a straw-skirt.
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Reverse exploration.
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EMERGENCY EMERGENCY!!! PLEASE FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS!!! EVERYTHING WILL BE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! (TOUCH WOOD) ;)
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well... the pilot was found dead in the bathroom today, but dont fear we have a highly trained crazy naked homeless guy for for a substitute
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Should have gone to specsavers
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OMFGCRAZYNAKEDFLYINGHOBOWITHAWOODENDICKFTWRFOTFLMFAO
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GETS THE FUCKS ON DIS PLANE BITCHES
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LOOK BRUDDA THIS ONES GOT A WIRLESS
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wtf??
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This is Tribal leader. Lock wings in S-foil position, we are passing through their magnetic field.
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It's gonna be a different world when my people come to power...bitches!
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Yea I'll just take the next flight
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Hello welcome to the Internet. I will be your guide
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yeah, I lost my penis during WWII, but I'm still a great helicopter pilot
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Die whitey die! I'll stick my wooden penis in your eye!
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this is taken in papua new guinea. the traditional dress uses a gourd over the man's penis for modesty. the terrain over there is really steep a lot of the mountains are only accessible by light plane or helicopter.
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Taken from Danny Glovers new film "Hard-on Air"
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this is what kimbo slice lookd like befor the ufc
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Oh! you call that thing the joy stick?
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OMG Black Heli Evoks on the loose
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FUCK
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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GET TO DA CHOPPPA!
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Kids dont do drugs
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IT'S A TRAP
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Well folks, we're experiencing just a little bit of turbulence. The Fasten Safety Belt sign is lit for your safety.
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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Oh no, you cant drink and drive. But no one likes a sober pilot.
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rapist on a plan
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Yothu Yindi Take Flight
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this is why the pilots introduce themselves over the com system, not face to face
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Thank you for flying Rastafaric Airlines. Have a good day.
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free ride for everyone
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that was when the most drug addicted man on earth was left on a helicopter
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is this the high mile club???
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african pilot XD
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Houston we HAVE a problem !
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BANANA. lemme take a bite
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The aveverage Jamaican.
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Air Detroit will be landing shortly...
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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hey that's me :(
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kinda surprised at the lack of "cockpit" and "joystick" jokes
"der I can haz fly controlz and microphonez and maybe steer with mah woody" -
Captain woodencock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pirates let rab some people!!!!! hou hou hou
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JUST AS PLANNED
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i soooo want to put that on the 404 page for my company website... might loose my job tho
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Trust me I'm the captain. I read this in a book before
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little does he know they switched out his partner at the last second...
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Al-Qaida airlines...
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Flyin' down in 'copters, and snatchin' yo people up! Hide yo kids, hide yo wife...
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fucking abos
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Afghanistan is going well.
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Are you SURE you passed the eye examination to get your pilot's licence?
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AP Papua, New Guinea: Tommy Ootbu celebrates acquiring his "Type Rating" in a DeHavilland Twin Otter, along with his Flight Instructor Mike Lorenz. "Tommy is a natural born pilot" says Mike, "but we still have to work on his Instrument approaches". Ootbu has over 900 flight hours and hopes to one day work for one of the major Airlines.
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A genuine affirmitive action pilot
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What nothing about a woody you guys all stupid?
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Ouch were hitting turbulance and i cant fit my nuts in these silly underpants
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One Evil NIGA and the Twins went down!
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Control, we have a problem we can't get the landing gear down Well get the sexy stewardess out of the cockpit
"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"