Other's Explanations
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"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"
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Don't you see? It's a cockpit.
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whitey about to be replaced on the moon
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it's all fun and games till the native with the penis-gourd takes the wheel.
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Obama's Air Force One Pilot
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Discovery Channel gave my village enough money for either dental work - or helicopter ride & strap-on: Well, ... How does it look!?
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South Americas most trusted Airlines
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Mentos, the fresh maker
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Thankyou for fling Papua New Guinea Airlines, and YES I AM THE FUCKING CAPTAIN!
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outsourced pilot
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a dream of an actual real pilot, while laced on psychedelic drugs. He is hoping to wake up soon!
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A new ergonomic, wooden joystic for the fly, brings u pleasure and response!
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Obama's new NASA
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who'd have thought flying would be soooooo much fun
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OMG WOODCOCK
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It's a Dani (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dani_people) with a penis gourd getting the opportunity to sit in (and pose for) a helicopter. You have to fly to get in and out of Papua.
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mr t has really let himself go...
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While being camped by cap fleet in Stain. - Anyone got an insta-undock from this station?
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"OOOohh...You mean this flight stick,i though you talking about mine"
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honestly, I can't explain it.....it's just that bad -.-"
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giggedee giggedee
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UP
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Proof that man DID evolve from a monkey
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He has a BIG smile :)
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Sanford and Son Smoke PCP
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yeah...this is living
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George Clinton's son gets soooo excited when he drives that choper.
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I. Shall. Gun. You. Down.
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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GET BACK TO DA CHOPPA
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Jesus take the wheel....please
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haha i will shove my penis i mean bomb up your ass
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Kimbo Slice. The early years.
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I don't know about explaining the image, but I sure hope they clean that seat after he's done using it.
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Die whitey die! I'll stick my wooden penis in your eye!
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what? I can't be a pilot? is it because I'm black?..... -no, sir I'ts because you're naked!
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Talibian terrorist is training for new 9/11
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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Let's hope he doesn't mess up which one is the real control stick.
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I dont care what you say... That is a troll!
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This gives new meaning to the term "Sporting Wood."
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The Force is strong with him!
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wait one min...Dad?
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Hello welcome to the Internet. I will be your guide
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the origin of vuvuzelas are discovered!
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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ISA GAWIN TO DAH MUUUNNNN!
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Smile for the camohgoodgod!
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Meanwhile in Jamaica...
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it is from a natgeo show
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Oh! you call that thing the joy stick?
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The 9/11 highjacker that never made it.
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I don't care if it is two hundred miles through uncharted jungle territory. I said I'll walk.
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Ive had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
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You're safe with me
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I had it with these muddafacka snakes on this muddafucka plane!
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thank you for flying southwest airlines
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Damn it Jim... I'm a doctor; not a helicopter pilot with a dildo!
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africas revenge. now we are fucked.
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Who knew that Kimbo Slice was a registered pilot?!
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Ah, me know cockpit!
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...and some people thought the 9/11 was a conspiracy....
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GETS THE FUCKS ON DIS PLANE BITCHES
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BOO CREEPY NAKED MAN FLYING A CHOPPER! HOORAY BEER!!!
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indian cannibals ...IN A HELECOPTER! WERE FUCKED NOW!!!
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this is what kimbo slice lookd like befor the ufc
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Reverse exploration.
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DERP!!
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cross-eyed
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I dunno what eet ees! BUT I F*CKIN LUV EET!!!!
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mrs i wanna return my ticket i dont trust in the pilot....
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"Dont worry. Im EXTREMELY qualified..."
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call of duty: black ops. its a chopper gunner
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canibal holocaust
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Well folks, we're experiencing just a little bit of turbulence. The Fasten Safety Belt sign is lit for your safety.
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GET TO DA CHOPPPA!
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I've never been in a helicopter. It's giving me a WOODY!
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is he the only one who noticed their landing on a nude beach...bonner
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What the audience never got to know: Indiana Jones never reached the plane in the jungle scene in "raiders of the lost ark". Instead one of the bad guys came first...
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cannibal holocaust
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"Start singing "Tiny Bubbles" now Don Ho !"
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Taken from Danny Glovers new film "Hard-on Air"
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Must Visit Pakistan Free Classified website.You can post free classified ad with out registration on LMF and buy and sale everything through LMF. LMF provides online classified jobs , as well as newspaper Jobs http://www.lmf.com.pk
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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and now to our traffic copter
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OMG Black Heli Evoks on the loose
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Final episode of LOST: They finally got away from the Island!
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LOOK BRUDDA THIS ONES GOT A WIRLESS
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This is a native of Waa or Wamena or Tembagapura, Irian Jaya Papua province of Indonesia, most likely sitting on a helicopter owned by Freeport McMoran. That penile covering is called koteka. Google up "koteka" images and you'll see. Koteka is a gourd.
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lol wooden condoms xD
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I just cant do it captain, I DON'T HAVE THE POWER......thats because you are not grabbing the throttle.......my penis.......no.......don't stop
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Yea I'll just take the next flight
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Mr.T On Drugs :0
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I think this is the Mr T's father...
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so that's where vuvuzelas are from.....mmm nice :D
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It's because of the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!
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The gods must be crazy.
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He's not wearing a seatbelt ! ! ! !
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OMFGCRAZYNAKEDFLYINGHOBOWITHAWOODENDICKFTWRFOTFLMFAO
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SHHH! i just farted
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A wild Snorlax appears !
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This is Tribal leader. Lock wings in S-foil position, we are passing through their magnetic field.
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BANANA. lemme take a bite
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I hope that seat is platified :-S
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Cheech and Chong on crack and naked
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get these motherf*cking aboriginese of my motherf*cking plane.
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It's the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!!
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A genuine affirmitive action pilot
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Should have gone to specsavers
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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this is not going to help my fear of flying!!
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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Behold, Kimbo Slice before weights
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little does he know they switched out his partner at the last second...
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"Just like to say good luck to you both, we're all counting on you"
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Well at least with this guy terrorists wont fuck with us anymore
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EMERGENCY EMERGENCY!!! PLEASE FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS!!! EVERYTHING WILL BE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! (TOUCH WOOD) ;)
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Yothu Yindi Take Flight
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Landing by wood.
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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Air Detroit will be landing shortly...
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kinda surprised at the lack of "cockpit" and "joystick" jokes
"der I can haz fly controlz and microphonez and maybe steer with mah woody" -
This is Smiling Bob. He and his boyfriend are flying high, thanks to Cialis.
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Quick Mr. Copilot! Pull up on the joy-dick!
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this is why the pilots introduce themselves over the com system, not face to face
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this is taken in papua new guinea. the traditional dress uses a gourd over the man's penis for modesty. the terrain over there is really steep a lot of the mountains are only accessible by light plane or helicopter.
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That man is from my country, Indonesia. I believe he is one of our native tribes in Papua. That wooden-cock thing is called "koteka", the only outfit the men of Papua tribes wear. Whilst, the women wear nothing but a straw-skirt.
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yeah, I lost my penis during WWII, but I'm still a great helicopter pilot
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that explains why that Air France flight fucked up
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IT'S A TRAP
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Forget crossdressing, this is what Klinger should have done to get discharged!
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Haven't we seen enough of those shaved cat images ... Now they gotta start with gorillas?
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free ride for everyone
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the penis gourd of the Dani people are worn all the time, even under pants,
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LET ME FLYYYYY I WANT TO FUCKING FLYYYYYYYYYYY
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There will be a small turbulence, please fasten your seatbelts and remain where you are, I know exactly what I'm doing, now where does this button stands for? Oh crap I left the microphone on...
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Oh no, you cant drink and drive. But no one likes a sober pilot.
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Nkongo enjoyed his heli ride very much. VERY much!!!
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When is it more important to wear a knit cap than it is to wear pants? Well I don't have a big wiener and I haven't flown a plane, but I'm guessing that's the best time.
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well... the pilot was found dead in the bathroom today, but dont fear we have a highly trained crazy naked homeless guy for for a substitute
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye examination portion of your pilot's licence?
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i soooo want to put that on the 404 page for my company website... might loose my job tho
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rapist on a plan
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The aveverage Jamaican.
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Lolz i unno i just flyin this helicopter
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wtf??
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This is an illustration of a Clutch Cargo cult in Papua, New Guinea.
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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking with a special announcement as follows: OOGA GUNGA FLOOKA BUNGOO! YIP YIP ZANZIBAR!"
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I can't take this prick anywhere.
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Houston we HAVE a problem !
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omg does nobody realize this guys naked? Everyone just keeps commenting on the thing that looks like a penis lol
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Kids dont do drugs
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Captain woodencock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pirates let rab some people!!!!! hou hou hou
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Ouch were hitting turbulance and i cant fit my nuts in these silly underpants
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AP Papua, New Guinea: Tommy Ootbu celebrates acquiring his "Type Rating" in a DeHavilland Twin Otter, along with his Flight Instructor Mike Lorenz. "Tommy is a natural born pilot" says Mike, "but we still have to work on his Instrument approaches". Ootbu has over 900 flight hours and hopes to one day work for one of the major Airlines.
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Afghanistan is going well.
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is this the high mile club???
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FUCK
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It's gonna be a different world when my people come to power...bitches!
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Control, we have a problem we can't get the landing gear down Well get the sexy stewardess out of the cockpit
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JUST AS PLANNED
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Flyin' down in 'copters, and snatchin' yo people up! Hide yo kids, hide yo wife...
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hey that's me :(
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african pilot XD
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that's some hot shit
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Trust me I'm the captain. I read this in a book before
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One Evil NIGA and the Twins went down!
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time for boarding. Don't be scared, it will be alright.
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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What nothing about a woody you guys all stupid?
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fucking abos
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Thank you for flying Rastafaric Airlines. Have a good day.
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that was when the most drug addicted man on earth was left on a helicopter
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Are you SURE you passed the eye examination to get your pilot's licence?
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Al-Qaida airlines...
"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"