Other's Explanations
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"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"
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Don't you see? It's a cockpit.
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whitey about to be replaced on the moon
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it's all fun and games till the native with the penis-gourd takes the wheel.
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Obama's Air Force One Pilot
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Discovery Channel gave my village enough money for either dental work - or helicopter ride & strap-on: Well, ... How does it look!?
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Obama's new NASA
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South Americas most trusted Airlines
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a dream of an actual real pilot, while laced on psychedelic drugs. He is hoping to wake up soon!
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Mentos, the fresh maker
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A new ergonomic, wooden joystic for the fly, brings u pleasure and response!
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honestly, I can't explain it.....it's just that bad -.-"
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mr t has really let himself go...
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He has a BIG smile :)
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outsourced pilot
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who'd have thought flying would be soooooo much fun
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Thankyou for fling Papua New Guinea Airlines, and YES I AM THE FUCKING CAPTAIN!
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OMG WOODCOCK
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It's a Dani (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dani_people) with a penis gourd getting the opportunity to sit in (and pose for) a helicopter. You have to fly to get in and out of Papua.
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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Talibian terrorist is training for new 9/11
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While being camped by cap fleet in Stain. - Anyone got an insta-undock from this station?
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Sanford and Son Smoke PCP
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haha i will shove my penis i mean bomb up your ass
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"OOOohh...You mean this flight stick,i though you talking about mine"
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Proof that man DID evolve from a monkey
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giggedee giggedee
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Die whitey die! I'll stick my wooden penis in your eye!
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Damn it Jim... I'm a doctor; not a helicopter pilot with a dildo!
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Oh! you call that thing the joy stick?
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canibal holocaust
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africas revenge. now we are fucked.
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The Force is strong with him!
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I. Shall. Gun. You. Down.
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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...and some people thought the 9/11 was a conspiracy....
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the origin of vuvuzelas are discovered!
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George Clinton's son gets soooo excited when he drives that choper.
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wait one min...Dad?
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Who knew that Kimbo Slice was a registered pilot?!
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Jesus take the wheel....please
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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You're safe with me
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I don't care if it is two hundred miles through uncharted jungle territory. I said I'll walk.
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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and now to our traffic copter
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He's not wearing a seatbelt ! ! ! !
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This gives new meaning to the term "Sporting Wood."
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UP
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what? I can't be a pilot? is it because I'm black?..... -no, sir I'ts because you're naked!
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I don't know about explaining the image, but I sure hope they clean that seat after he's done using it.
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cross-eyed
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yeah...this is living
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ISA GAWIN TO DAH MUUUNNNN!
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Meanwhile in Jamaica...
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I dont care what you say... That is a troll!
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LOOK BRUDDA THIS ONES GOT A WIRLESS
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Taken from Danny Glovers new film "Hard-on Air"
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I just cant do it captain, I DON'T HAVE THE POWER......thats because you are not grabbing the throttle.......my penis.......no.......don't stop
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OMFGCRAZYNAKEDFLYINGHOBOWITHAWOODENDICKFTWRFOTFLMFAO
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The 9/11 highjacker that never made it.
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OMG Black Heli Evoks on the loose
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I had it with these muddafacka snakes on this muddafucka plane!
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GET BACK TO DA CHOPPA
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DERP!!
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Ah, me know cockpit!
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Kimbo Slice. The early years.
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Should have gone to specsavers
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this is what kimbo slice lookd like befor the ufc
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indian cannibals ...IN A HELECOPTER! WERE FUCKED NOW!!!
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What the audience never got to know: Indiana Jones never reached the plane in the jungle scene in "raiders of the lost ark". Instead one of the bad guys came first...
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is he the only one who noticed their landing on a nude beach...bonner
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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That man is from my country, Indonesia. I believe he is one of our native tribes in Papua. That wooden-cock thing is called "koteka", the only outfit the men of Papua tribes wear. Whilst, the women wear nothing but a straw-skirt.
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Smile for the camohgoodgod!
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Yothu Yindi Take Flight
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GETS THE FUCKS ON DIS PLANE BITCHES
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mrs i wanna return my ticket i dont trust in the pilot....
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This is a native of Waa or Wamena or Tembagapura, Irian Jaya Papua province of Indonesia, most likely sitting on a helicopter owned by Freeport McMoran. That penile covering is called koteka. Google up "koteka" images and you'll see. Koteka is a gourd.
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thank you for flying southwest airlines
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I've never been in a helicopter. It's giving me a WOODY!
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Reverse exploration.
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BANANA. lemme take a bite
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GET TO DA CHOPPPA!
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Final episode of LOST: They finally got away from the Island!
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This is Tribal leader. Lock wings in S-foil position, we are passing through their magnetic field.
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Let's hope he doesn't mess up which one is the real control stick.
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so that's where vuvuzelas are from.....mmm nice :D
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I think this is the Mr T's father...
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call of duty: black ops. its a chopper gunner
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"Start singing "Tiny Bubbles" now Don Ho !"
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It's the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!!
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kinda surprised at the lack of "cockpit" and "joystick" jokes
"der I can haz fly controlz and microphonez and maybe steer with mah woody" -
A genuine affirmitive action pilot
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it is from a natgeo show
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little does he know they switched out his partner at the last second...
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I dunno what eet ees! BUT I F*CKIN LUV EET!!!!
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Nkongo enjoyed his heli ride very much. VERY much!!!
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BOO CREEPY NAKED MAN FLYING A CHOPPER! HOORAY BEER!!!
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Well at least with this guy terrorists wont fuck with us anymore
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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Hello welcome to the Internet. I will be your guide
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Well folks, we're experiencing just a little bit of turbulence. The Fasten Safety Belt sign is lit for your safety.
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SHHH! i just farted
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LET ME FLYYYYY I WANT TO FUCKING FLYYYYYYYYYYY
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Ive had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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Cheech and Chong on crack and naked
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"Dont worry. Im EXTREMELY qualified..."
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Yea I'll just take the next flight
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Landing by wood.
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There will be a small turbulence, please fasten your seatbelts and remain where you are, I know exactly what I'm doing, now where does this button stands for? Oh crap I left the microphone on...
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A wild Snorlax appears !
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the penis gourd of the Dani people are worn all the time, even under pants,
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I can't take this prick anywhere.
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Houston we HAVE a problem !
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well... the pilot was found dead in the bathroom today, but dont fear we have a highly trained crazy naked homeless guy for for a substitute
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"Just like to say good luck to you both, we're all counting on you"
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Mr.T On Drugs :0
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Oh no, you cant drink and drive. But no one likes a sober pilot.
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cannibal holocaust
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is this the high mile club???
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EMERGENCY EMERGENCY!!! PLEASE FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS!!! EVERYTHING WILL BE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! (TOUCH WOOD) ;)
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this is not going to help my fear of flying!!
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yeah, I lost my penis during WWII, but I'm still a great helicopter pilot
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It's because of the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!
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The gods must be crazy.
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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When is it more important to wear a knit cap than it is to wear pants? Well I don't have a big wiener and I haven't flown a plane, but I'm guessing that's the best time.
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Kids dont do drugs
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Haven't we seen enough of those shaved cat images ... Now they gotta start with gorillas?
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this is why the pilots introduce themselves over the com system, not face to face
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It's gonna be a different world when my people come to power...bitches!
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get these motherf*cking aboriginese of my motherf*cking plane.
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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This is Smiling Bob. He and his boyfriend are flying high, thanks to Cialis.
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Forget crossdressing, this is what Klinger should have done to get discharged!
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This is an illustration of a Clutch Cargo cult in Papua, New Guinea.
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this is taken in papua new guinea. the traditional dress uses a gourd over the man's penis for modesty. the terrain over there is really steep a lot of the mountains are only accessible by light plane or helicopter.
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lol wooden condoms xD
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IT'S A TRAP
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i soooo want to put that on the 404 page for my company website... might loose my job tho
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I hope that seat is platified :-S
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Air Detroit will be landing shortly...
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Lolz i unno i just flyin this helicopter
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that explains why that Air France flight fucked up
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rapist on a plan
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wtf??
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Quick Mr. Copilot! Pull up on the joy-dick!
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Ouch were hitting turbulance and i cant fit my nuts in these silly underpants
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free ride for everyone
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The aveverage Jamaican.
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african pilot XD
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omg does nobody realize this guys naked? Everyone just keeps commenting on the thing that looks like a penis lol
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JUST AS PLANNED
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Afghanistan is going well.
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Behold, Kimbo Slice before weights
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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Captain woodencock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pirates let rab some people!!!!! hou hou hou
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AP Papua, New Guinea: Tommy Ootbu celebrates acquiring his "Type Rating" in a DeHavilland Twin Otter, along with his Flight Instructor Mike Lorenz. "Tommy is a natural born pilot" says Mike, "but we still have to work on his Instrument approaches". Ootbu has over 900 flight hours and hopes to one day work for one of the major Airlines.
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Flyin' down in 'copters, and snatchin' yo people up! Hide yo kids, hide yo wife...
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that's some hot shit
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Thank you for flying Rastafaric Airlines. Have a good day.
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FUCK
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye examination portion of your pilot's licence?
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One Evil NIGA and the Twins went down!
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hey that's me :(
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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking with a special announcement as follows: OOGA GUNGA FLOOKA BUNGOO! YIP YIP ZANZIBAR!"
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fucking abos
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time for boarding. Don't be scared, it will be alright.
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Control, we have a problem we can't get the landing gear down Well get the sexy stewardess out of the cockpit
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that was when the most drug addicted man on earth was left on a helicopter
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What nothing about a woody you guys all stupid?
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Are you SURE you passed the eye examination to get your pilot's licence?
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Trust me I'm the captain. I read this in a book before
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Al-Qaida airlines...
"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"