Other's Explanations
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"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"
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Don't you see? It's a cockpit.
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whitey about to be replaced on the moon
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it's all fun and games till the native with the penis-gourd takes the wheel.
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Obama's Air Force One Pilot
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Discovery Channel gave my village enough money for either dental work - or helicopter ride & strap-on: Well, ... How does it look!?
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South Americas most trusted Airlines
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Thankyou for fling Papua New Guinea Airlines, and YES I AM THE FUCKING CAPTAIN!
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A new ergonomic, wooden joystic for the fly, brings u pleasure and response!
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Mentos, the fresh maker
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outsourced pilot
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who'd have thought flying would be soooooo much fun
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a dream of an actual real pilot, while laced on psychedelic drugs. He is hoping to wake up soon!
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"OOOohh...You mean this flight stick,i though you talking about mine"
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OMG WOODCOCK
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mr t has really let himself go...
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Obama's new NASA
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While being camped by cap fleet in Stain. - Anyone got an insta-undock from this station?
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giggedee giggedee
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Proof that man DID evolve from a monkey
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It's a Dani (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dani_people) with a penis gourd getting the opportunity to sit in (and pose for) a helicopter. You have to fly to get in and out of Papua.
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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honestly, I can't explain it.....it's just that bad -.-"
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He has a BIG smile :)
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haha i will shove my penis i mean bomb up your ass
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UP
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I. Shall. Gun. You. Down.
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Sanford and Son Smoke PCP
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Die whitey die! I'll stick my wooden penis in your eye!
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Kimbo Slice. The early years.
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George Clinton's son gets soooo excited when he drives that choper.
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Jesus take the wheel....please
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GET BACK TO DA CHOPPA
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Meanwhile in Jamaica...
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the origin of vuvuzelas are discovered!
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The Force is strong with him!
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africas revenge. now we are fucked.
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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Damn it Jim... I'm a doctor; not a helicopter pilot with a dildo!
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ISA GAWIN TO DAH MUUUNNNN!
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I dont care what you say... That is a troll!
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what? I can't be a pilot? is it because I'm black?..... -no, sir I'ts because you're naked!
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yeah...this is living
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Who knew that Kimbo Slice was a registered pilot?!
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wait one min...Dad?
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Talibian terrorist is training for new 9/11
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canibal holocaust
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This gives new meaning to the term "Sporting Wood."
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Oh! you call that thing the joy stick?
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Hello welcome to the Internet. I will be your guide
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You're safe with me
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is he the only one who noticed their landing on a nude beach...bonner
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indian cannibals ...IN A HELECOPTER! WERE FUCKED NOW!!!
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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The 9/11 highjacker that never made it.
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Let's hope he doesn't mess up which one is the real control stick.
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"Start singing "Tiny Bubbles" now Don Ho !"
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it is from a natgeo show
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GETS THE FUCKS ON DIS PLANE BITCHES
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Taken from Danny Glovers new film "Hard-on Air"
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He's not wearing a seatbelt ! ! ! !
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I don't know about explaining the image, but I sure hope they clean that seat after he's done using it.
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I've never been in a helicopter. It's giving me a WOODY!
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Final episode of LOST: They finally got away from the Island!
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Must Visit Pakistan Free Classified website.You can post free classified ad with out registration on LMF and buy and sale everything through LMF. LMF provides online classified jobs , as well as newspaper Jobs http://www.lmf.com.pk
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Ive had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
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Ah, me know cockpit!
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I dunno what eet ees! BUT I F*CKIN LUV EET!!!!
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this is what kimbo slice lookd like befor the ufc
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BOO CREEPY NAKED MAN FLYING A CHOPPER! HOORAY BEER!!!
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I had it with these muddafacka snakes on this muddafucka plane!
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LOOK BRUDDA THIS ONES GOT A WIRLESS
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mrs i wanna return my ticket i dont trust in the pilot....
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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and now to our traffic copter
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...and some people thought the 9/11 was a conspiracy....
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What the audience never got to know: Indiana Jones never reached the plane in the jungle scene in "raiders of the lost ark". Instead one of the bad guys came first...
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Reverse exploration.
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I don't care if it is two hundred miles through uncharted jungle territory. I said I'll walk.
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Smile for the camohgoodgod!
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"Dont worry. Im EXTREMELY qualified..."
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DERP!!
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OMFGCRAZYNAKEDFLYINGHOBOWITHAWOODENDICKFTWRFOTFLMFAO
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Well folks, we're experiencing just a little bit of turbulence. The Fasten Safety Belt sign is lit for your safety.
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cross-eyed
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A wild Snorlax appears !
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This is Tribal leader. Lock wings in S-foil position, we are passing through their magnetic field.
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I think this is the Mr T's father...
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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so that's where vuvuzelas are from.....mmm nice :D
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call of duty: black ops. its a chopper gunner
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lol wooden condoms xD
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I just cant do it captain, I DON'T HAVE THE POWER......thats because you are not grabbing the throttle.......my penis.......no.......don't stop
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It's because of the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!
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BANANA. lemme take a bite
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Yea I'll just take the next flight
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GET TO DA CHOPPPA!
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Should have gone to specsavers
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SHHH! i just farted
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we came from Indians not from monkeys
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Cheech and Chong on crack and naked
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The gods must be crazy.
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cannibal holocaust
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This is a native of Waa or Wamena or Tembagapura, Irian Jaya Papua province of Indonesia, most likely sitting on a helicopter owned by Freeport McMoran. That penile covering is called koteka. Google up "koteka" images and you'll see. Koteka is a gourd.
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thank you for flying southwest airlines
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A genuine affirmitive action pilot
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OMG Black Heli Evoks on the loose
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kinda surprised at the lack of "cockpit" and "joystick" jokes
"der I can haz fly controlz and microphonez and maybe steer with mah woody" -
That man is from my country, Indonesia. I believe he is one of our native tribes in Papua. That wooden-cock thing is called "koteka", the only outfit the men of Papua tribes wear. Whilst, the women wear nothing but a straw-skirt.
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Yothu Yindi Take Flight
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little does he know they switched out his partner at the last second...
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this is not going to help my fear of flying!!
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"Just like to say good luck to you both, we're all counting on you"
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get these motherf*cking aboriginese of my motherf*cking plane.
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Mr.T On Drugs :0
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Behold, Kimbo Slice before weights
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I hope that seat is platified :-S
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this is taken in papua new guinea. the traditional dress uses a gourd over the man's penis for modesty. the terrain over there is really steep a lot of the mountains are only accessible by light plane or helicopter.
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LET ME FLYYYYY I WANT TO FUCKING FLYYYYYYYYYYY
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It's the budget cuts, man! WELCOME TO THE NAKED AIR FORCE!!!!
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EMERGENCY EMERGENCY!!! PLEASE FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS!!! EVERYTHING WILL BE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! (TOUCH WOOD) ;)
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Landing by wood.
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Oh no, you cant drink and drive. But no one likes a sober pilot.
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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Forget crossdressing, this is what Klinger should have done to get discharged!
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this is why the pilots introduce themselves over the com system, not face to face
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Sumbitch, them Twinkies give me a hard-on!
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yeah, I lost my penis during WWII, but I'm still a great helicopter pilot
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Haven't we seen enough of those shaved cat images ... Now they gotta start with gorillas?
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This is Smiling Bob. He and his boyfriend are flying high, thanks to Cialis.
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Well at least with this guy terrorists wont fuck with us anymore
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I can't take this prick anywhere.
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IT'S A TRAP
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Nkongo enjoyed his heli ride very much. VERY much!!!
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When is it more important to wear a knit cap than it is to wear pants? Well I don't have a big wiener and I haven't flown a plane, but I'm guessing that's the best time.
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well... the pilot was found dead in the bathroom today, but dont fear we have a highly trained crazy naked homeless guy for for a substitute
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Quick Mr. Copilot! Pull up on the joy-dick!
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that explains why that Air France flight fucked up
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This is an illustration of a Clutch Cargo cult in Papua, New Guinea.
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There will be a small turbulence, please fasten your seatbelts and remain where you are, I know exactly what I'm doing, now where does this button stands for? Oh crap I left the microphone on...
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the penis gourd of the Dani people are worn all the time, even under pants,
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wtf??
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Lolz i unno i just flyin this helicopter
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is this the high mile club???
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Air Detroit will be landing shortly...
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rapist on a plan
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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking with a special announcement as follows: OOGA GUNGA FLOOKA BUNGOO! YIP YIP ZANZIBAR!"
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Are you sure this is how you play Halo?
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye examination portion of your pilot's licence?
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The aveverage Jamaican.
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AP Papua, New Guinea: Tommy Ootbu celebrates acquiring his "Type Rating" in a DeHavilland Twin Otter, along with his Flight Instructor Mike Lorenz. "Tommy is a natural born pilot" says Mike, "but we still have to work on his Instrument approaches". Ootbu has over 900 flight hours and hopes to one day work for one of the major Airlines.
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Houston we HAVE a problem !
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omg does nobody realize this guys naked? Everyone just keeps commenting on the thing that looks like a penis lol
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Ouch were hitting turbulance and i cant fit my nuts in these silly underpants
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i soooo want to put that on the 404 page for my company website... might loose my job tho
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Kids dont do drugs
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free ride for everyone
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Control, we have a problem we can't get the landing gear down Well get the sexy stewardess out of the cockpit
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african pilot XD
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No sir, I have no problem with your outfit, BUT, are you SURE you passed the eye portion of your pilot's licence?
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Captain woodencock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pirates let rab some people!!!!! hou hou hou
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It's gonna be a different world when my people come to power...bitches!
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hey that's me :(
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Flyin' down in 'copters, and snatchin' yo people up! Hide yo kids, hide yo wife...
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JUST AS PLANNED
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FUCK
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that's some hot shit
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Trust me I'm the captain. I read this in a book before
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fucking abos
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Afghanistan is going well.
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Thank you for flying Rastafaric Airlines. Have a good day.
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One Evil NIGA and the Twins went down!
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What nothing about a woody you guys all stupid?
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time for boarding. Don't be scared, it will be alright.
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Are you SURE you passed the eye examination to get your pilot's licence?
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that was when the most drug addicted man on earth was left on a helicopter
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Al-Qaida airlines...
"Please return your penis to the upright position and prepare for landing"